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(Martinsburg Journal News)   What you and your wife do in your bedroom is between you and God. However what you do in the McDonald's drive-thru may be between you and the West Virginia State Police   (journal-news.net) divider line 49
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2013-06-29 08:46:23 PM
Try avoiding places that serve shiat-on-a-shingle to start with.
 
2013-06-29 08:52:29 PM
Would you like a hot apple pie with that?
 
2013-06-29 09:04:42 PM
There's a crime.... IN MY PANTS!

i1231.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 09:38:25 PM
if it was a dude manning the drivethru.....
 
2013-06-29 10:34:00 PM
What a purple Chrysler 300 might look like:

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-06-29 10:47:50 PM
 
2013-06-29 10:52:06 PM
The driver allegedly licked the caramel off her before driving away, records show.

Bare breasts being covered in caramel in public at a McDs drive-thru before being being licked clean before the pair drive off in a Purple Chrysler 300?

 And this thread only has 6 freaking comments?

Oh, Fark, I thought I knew you.

*weeps for the lack of boob love being shown*
 
2013-06-29 10:55:33 PM
Caramel apples?
 
2013-06-29 10:57:24 PM
Coulda been worse.  Coulda been ranch dressing.
 
2013-06-29 10:58:02 PM
Being naked is a crime. God this planet hemisphere is f'd up
 
2013-06-29 10:58:18 PM
I don't know if I'd call the cops, kind of like getting free porn at work.

Would depend on the boobs.
 
2013-06-29 10:58:24 PM
Thanks a lot Brenda Buzzkillington.
 
2013-06-29 10:58:40 PM
Man! I need to get hired at McDonald's so I can be in on all the hot action, too! I am seriously missing out on the good times!
 
2013-06-29 10:58:50 PM
This is giving me strange ideas about what to do with all my leftover sweet and sour packets.
 
2013-06-29 11:01:31 PM
After a serious wrong turn and the ensuing desperation, my husband ended up eating lunch at WV Pizza Hut once.

Walking in was one of those moments out of an old Western, where the stranger walks through the saloon door, conversation stops, and all eyes in the room are on you.

If we weren't really in need of food and restrooms, I would have insisted we GTFO after that reception. Instead, we talked in hushed tones as we scarfed down lunch, ignored by the wait staff and listening to the regulars "Haw, Haw!" as they enjoyed watching Jerry Springer with their young'uns.

I'm still n
 
2013-06-29 11:03:07 PM
What my wife and I do in our bedroom is between us and whomever we've invited.

Just so we're clear... your "God" is not invited... even if you are.
 
2013-06-29 11:03:26 PM

mmagdalene: After a serious wrong turn and the ensuing desperation, my husband ended up eating lunch at WV Pizza Hut once.

Walking in was one of those moments out of an old Western, where the stranger walks through the saloon door, conversation stops, and all eyes in the room are on you.

If we weren't really in need of food and restrooms, I would have insisted we GTFO after that reception. Instead, we talked in hushed tones as we scarfed down lunch, ignored by the wait staff and listening to the regulars "Haw, Haw!" as they enjoyed watching Jerry Springer with their young'uns.

I'm still n


I had a very similar "record scratch, every states at you" moments while stopping for dinner in WV on my way from Philly to Florida.

Later that night I was chase out of a backwoods motel by a bunch of redneck truckers.

/haven't been back to WV since
 
2013-06-29 11:04:27 PM
Anybody ask the wife if she wanted to supersize that?

/thank you thank you i'm here all week
 
2013-06-29 11:05:13 PM
..it convinced we didn't step through some kind of warp in the time/space continuum, as EVERYTHING in the restaurant seemed to indicate we were living in 1979.

/csb
//still have the willies
 
2013-06-29 11:07:46 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: mmagdalene: After a serious wrong turn and the ensuing desperation, my husband ended up eating lunch at WV Pizza Hut once.

Walking in was one of those moments out of an old Western, where the stranger walks through the saloon door, conversation stops, and all eyes in the room are on you.

If we weren't really in need of food and restrooms, I would have insisted we GTFO after that reception. Instead, we talked in hushed tones as we scarfed down lunch, ignored by the wait staff and listening to the regulars "Haw, Haw!" as they enjoyed watching Jerry Springer with their young'uns.

I'm still n

I had a very similar "record scratch, every states at you" moments while stopping for dinner in WV on my way from Philly to Florida.

Later that night I was chase out of a backwoods motel by a bunch of redneck truckers.

/haven't been back to WV since


..."record scratch" is the PERFECT description! How did you come to fraternize with the locals?
 
2013-06-29 11:10:12 PM
Sounds like somebody couldn't wait for their...

Happy Meal.

/yeah
 
2013-06-29 11:10:39 PM
They don't call it Wild and Wonderful for nothing.
 
2013-06-29 11:14:16 PM
Y'alls 'flick-ted. Y'alls 'flick-ted in the haaayeeddd.

/head on down to 'peckin crick
 
2013-06-29 11:15:11 PM
So, your three choices are:

1. "That was hawt",  Rubbing one out (male or female) in the bathroom, afterward.

2. "Whatever", and just shrugging it off.

3. "OMFG!" And calling the cops.

And you chose #3??? WTF is wrong with you???
 
2013-06-29 11:16:41 PM
Call the cops? I'd swipe the drive through window surveillance tape.
 
2013-06-29 11:19:51 PM

mmagdalene: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: mmagdalene: After a serious wrong turn and the ensuing desperation, my husband ended up eating lunch at WV Pizza Hut once.

Walking in was one of those moments out of an old Western, where the stranger walks through the saloon door, conversation stops, and all eyes in the room are on you.

If we weren't really in need of food and restrooms, I would have insisted we GTFO after that reception. Instead, we talked in hushed tones as we scarfed down lunch, ignored by the wait staff and listening to the regulars "Haw, Haw!" as they enjoyed watching Jerry Springer with their young'uns.

I'm still n

I had a very similar "record scratch, every states at you" moments while stopping for dinner in WV on my way from Philly to Florida.

Later that night I was chase out of a backwoods motel by a bunch of redneck truckers.

/haven't been back to WV since

..."record scratch" is the PERFECT description! How did you come to fraternize with the locals?


We really didn't. It was my girlfriend and I, and we were at a highway diner, we basically just ate our foot and left.

The motel story was like something out of a horror movie though. After we left the diner we went to the only motel on that exit, a single story motor lodge that was occupied by us, and a logging/trucking crew who just happened to have the room right next to ours. After we got settled in the room, we received a call from the front desk asking me to move my car to the other side of the motel because a paving crew was coming in the morning. I left the room and saw one someone in the next room (one of the loggers) peaking out the window. When he saw me he quickly shut the blinds. That made me kind of wary so I went back into the room and called the front desk just to make sure where they wanted me to park. The front desk said they never called and no paving was being done, and that it was the next room over that had made the call.

At that point I assumed it was the loggers who had wanted to get me out of the room so it would be just my gf alone, so we decided to get the fark out of there. As we were taking out stuff back to the car to load or up, a couple of the logger dudes came out and asked if we were leaving, and it got really farking weird.

We got the hell out of there in a hurry and found a busy Days Inn to stay at about 50 miles down the road.
 
2013-06-29 11:20:28 PM
I find caramel messy enough in the room, couldn't quite imagine it in a car.
 
2013-06-29 11:21:26 PM
So who pronounces it "cara-mel" and who says "car-mel"?
 
2013-06-29 11:25:08 PM
Jesus, Dow Jones. It sounds like someone was gonna get rape-raped. Kudos to you for trusting your instincts.

They could have just been messing with you, but not sticking around to find out was probably wise.
 
2013-06-29 11:38:12 PM
What would the West Virginia State Police be doing in way upstate New York?
 
2013-06-29 11:38:49 PM
Almost Heaven...
 
2013-06-29 11:40:08 PM
Oh no.  Life sentence for the purple car alone...

WV has some beautiful sights, do not think this incident is one of them
 
2013-06-29 11:40:57 PM

JohnnyC: ... your "God" is not invited...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-29 11:42:18 PM

fusillade762: So who pronounces it "cara-mel" and who says "car-mel"?


Count me among the former and also as someone who is inexplicably annoyed by people who pronounce it in the latter fashion.

I blame Clint Eastwood.
 
2013-06-29 11:42:24 PM
I used to live in MD but close enough to WV where a lot of WVirginians would come into town. I worked at a BK so I would see a lot of weirdos come through.. Most of the time the cars with the WV plates had people that would either be drinking a can of beer or would have a few open cans in the cup holder.. Makes me wonder what the local cops were doing half the time with all these idiots driving around like that...
 
2013-06-29 11:55:39 PM

fusillade762: So who pronounces it "cara-mel" and who says "car-mel"?


unavailable for comment
www.parentadvocates.org
 
2013-06-29 11:58:25 PM

stuhayes2010: I don't know if I'd call the cops, kind of like getting free porn at work.

Would depend on the boobs.


See, I don't know. If this specific thing happened and I was working the drive through I'd write it off as a crazy work story to tell. That said, if the male body part was exposed and the situation was reversed, I would probably scream, run away, and call the cops.

And I'm not a prude about nakedness, it is more about it being expected/unexpected. Like I can go to a nude beach and not be upset by naked people, but if someone if I'm at the supermarket and some dude exposes himself to me that would scare the shiat out of me.
 
2013-06-29 11:59:03 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: JohnnyC: ... your "God" is not invited...

[i.imgur.com image 320x250]


HA! No... it isn't like that. Still funny regardless of how far off the mark it is. :)
 
2013-06-30 01:00:23 AM
Other establishments are much more tolerant....

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-30 01:21:16 AM
Who the f**k calls the police after this?
 
2013-06-30 04:52:01 AM
Between you, the cops, and that perverted clown.

img819.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-30 06:46:08 AM
I thought nobody doesn't like SaraLee.
 
2013-06-30 06:50:12 AM

sithon: if it was a dude manning the drivethru.....


I don't know, there's a fair chance she was 400 pounds and the sight permanently scarred the employee.
 
2013-06-30 07:22:04 AM
Noting the location of the transgression, I'm gonna have to imagine that a hearty serving of eye bleach was probably called for afterwards.

/ get a room
 
2013-06-30 09:57:49 AM

foxyshadis: sithon: if it was a dude manning the drivethru.....

I don't know, there's a fair chance she was 400 pounds and the sight permanently scarred the employee.


Yea, a purple chrysler kind of gives it away.  I bet the security cameras only picked up the whites of their eyes too.
 
2013-06-30 04:43:24 PM
that photo above .I think that's her from what I could find with a GIS .
 
2013-06-30 05:17:52 PM
was it a "gay" order or a regular order
 
2013-06-30 07:08:31 PM
I worked in a drive through when I was young, and was flashed boobs by a couple of girls in the same car.

I thought about a lot of things, but calling the police was not on the list...

BB
 
2013-06-30 07:20:10 PM
last tiem i went thru a drive thru i was "high" on coca tea
 
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