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(NASCAR)   BOOGITY Let's go night racin' boys NASCAR Quaker State 400 under the lights tonight from Kentucky. Dale Jr's on the pole... And did I mention it was night racin'? coverage begins at 7:30E on TNT   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2013-06-29 06:54:20 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Beneath the grandstands at Kentucky Speedway, it has turned into the world's largest involuntary wet t-shirt contest.
 
2013-06-29 07:02:45 PM  
Boogity3, I think I tanked my fantasy team this week but this season has been a disaster anyhow.

Go Smoke, and Krashlowski...try not to live up to my expectations...
 
2013-06-29 07:10:33 PM  
Using the word "coverage" loosely, eh  subby?
 
2013-06-29 07:28:20 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Using the word "coverage" loosely, eh  subby?


umbrella's... tarps...
 
2013-06-29 07:31:14 PM  
Welp, I've put off the errands right up to the race.  Yay me!
 
2013-06-29 07:55:30 PM  
Jeff Burton is 46.

/Isn't as old, but feels old
//I need a nap
///Sprains finger starting the Idol reactor
 
2013-06-29 08:02:11 PM  

turbokat: Jeff Burton is 46.

/Isn't as old, but feels old
//I need a nap
///Sprains finger starting the Idol reactor


He looks good for his age.

/closer to his age than the next interviewee, Dillon.
 
2013-06-29 08:05:31 PM  

vegaswench: turbokat: Jeff Burton is 46.

/Isn't as old, but feels old
//I need a nap
///Sprains finger starting the Idol reactor

He looks good for his age.

/closer to his age than the next interviewee, Dillon.



Dillon looks like an android with design flaws.
 
2013-06-29 08:07:46 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: vegaswench: turbokat: Jeff Burton is 46.

/Isn't as old, but feels old
//I need a nap
///Sprains finger starting the Idol reactor

He looks good for his age.

/closer to his age than the next interviewee, Dillon.


Dillon looks like an android with design flaws.


A Grant Immahara creation. In a stupid hat.
 
2013-06-29 08:14:44 PM  

turbokat: Jeff Burton is 46.


I'm 47.  That whole relativity/time-space thing really sucks for guys that go fast.
 
2013-06-29 08:14:58 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Dillon looks like an android with design flaws.


Haha!

Okay, this Hamlin thing is pretty funny.  Would you drink drainage water for $20?
 
2013-06-29 08:21:45 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Admit it - every time the media says which direction the storm cell is moving, you think of Kim and Kanye's kid.
 
2013-06-29 08:22:52 PM  
They're saying 9:20 start time? Why not have it tomorrow at this rate?
 
2013-06-29 08:24:19 PM  
Oh, I like this one:

@queers4gears: Why does it seem like there are less commercials during a rain delay than during a race?
 
2013-06-29 08:26:01 PM  
I'm 25 miles or so from the speedway in Eminence KY at the renaissance festival. been raining HARD for over an hour. if someone can check my twitter (shadowblasko) you'll see what the north of us (towards the track) looked like 90 min ago.
 
2013-06-29 08:27:37 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Dillon looks like an android with design flaws.


I like that.

I remember watching a baseball game with a buddy ages ago. He said Eric Byrnes runs like a creature wearing a human suit.

I hope they get this in at some point tonight. Probably going to be out in the ocean tomorrow and my TV coverage is limited on my kayak.
 
2013-06-29 08:28:00 PM  

vegaswench: Oh, I like this one:

@queers4gears: Why does it seem like there are less commercials during a rain delay than during a race?


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 08:28:51 PM  

Shadow Blasko: I'm 25 miles or so from the speedway in Eminence KY at the renaissance festival. been raining HARD for over an hour. if someone can check my twitter (shadowblasko) you'll see what the north of us (towards the track) looked like 90 min ago.


Your eminence, make the race run tonight
 
2013-06-29 08:29:26 PM  
Do you really have to put Kyle Petty in a suit? Why can't he do his "reporting" in a T-shirt and jeans? This is just unnatural.
 
2013-06-29 08:31:09 PM  
How do you see the crashes properly under that terrible lighting?
 
2013-06-29 08:32:44 PM  

crotchgrabber: Do you really have to put Kyle Petty in a suit? Why can't he do his "reporting" in a T-shirt and jeans? This is just unnatural.


It's jarring, just like that time I saw one of my old bosses in a speedo.  Just...no.
 
2013-06-29 08:33:59 PM  
Well, I'm glad I had time to run errands.  The rain delay can be over now, I'm home.

*begins rubbing idol*
 
2013-06-29 08:34:02 PM  
Let's go, Smoke!
 
2013-06-29 08:34:27 PM  

DanZero: Shadow Blasko: I'm 25 miles or so from the speedway in Eminence KY at the renaissance festival. been raining HARD for over an hour. if someone can check my twitter (shadowblasko) you'll see what the north of us (towards the track) looked like 90 min ago.

Your eminence, make the race run tonight


Would that i could. if they run tomorrow it will ruin our attendance for the whole weekend.


/and my tent is starting to flood now.

/still raining hard
 
2013-06-29 08:35:36 PM  

turbokat: Jeff Burton is 46.


@mattkenseth 4h
Small fire in bus lot....it is now fully contained. Hope it didn't melt @RCR31JeffBurton's entire birthday cake....
 
2013-06-29 08:36:21 PM  

kteela: *begins rubbing idol*


Any time someone says that I get dirty thoughts.

Yes, I do call my penis The Idol.
 
2013-06-29 08:38:49 PM  
farking cheap asses couldn't spring for the Air Titan again. When you have a short window to get the race going, drying the track as quickly as possible becomes the key.
 
2013-06-29 08:40:15 PM  
Local races were rained out. This race doesn't look promising. Guess I'm watching Ted tonight.
 
2013-06-29 08:40:39 PM  
Danica drops some huge loads.
 
2013-06-29 08:40:52 PM  

Jensaarai: farking cheap asses couldn't spring for the Air Titan again. When you have a short window to get the race going, drying the track as quickly as possible becomes the key.


nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Update: AirTitan's poor, less talented cousin Jet Dryer is out on the track.
 
2013-06-29 08:41:15 PM  

crotchgrabber: kteela: *begins rubbing idol*

Any time someone says that I get dirty thoughts.

Yes, I do call my penis The Idol.


Well, technically, tkat & I started that awhile back, but you're welcome to think ;)

Heh, KyBu just said Wet Spot.
 
2013-06-29 08:42:16 PM  

Jensaarai: farking cheap asses couldn't spring for the Air Titan again. When you have a short window to get the race going, drying the track as quickly as possible becomes the key.


You would think Bruton would do anything and everything to appease the Ky fans.
 
2013-06-29 08:44:58 PM  

crotchgrabber: kteela: *begins rubbing idol*

Any time someone says that I get dirty thoughts.

Yes, I do call my penis The Idol.


I call mine Gretzky.

Wow, this got dirty right out of the gate tonight.
 
2013-06-29 08:45:54 PM  
FUUUUUUUU more rain
 
2013-06-29 08:47:41 PM  
http://weather.cod.edu/satrad/index.php#

Its going to keep coming down for quite a while.
 
2013-06-29 08:47:49 PM  

turbokat: crotchgrabber: kteela: *begins rubbing idol*

Any time someone says that I get dirty thoughts.

Yes, I do call my penis The Idol.

I call mine Gretzky.

Wow, this got dirty right out of the gate tonight.


I call Kevin Harvicks penis "Bruce Lee"

notthisshiatagain.jpeg
 
2013-06-29 08:48:30 PM  
Harvick. In a gi.

I see I've not missed much more than commercials & rain tonight...
 
2013-06-29 08:49:53 PM  

kteela: crotchgrabber: kteela: *begins rubbing idol*

Any time someone says that I get dirty thoughts.

Yes, I do call my penis The Idol.

Well, technically, tkat & I started that awhile back, but you're welcome to think ;)

Heh, KyBu just said Wet Spot.


And she's the only one allowed to rub our Idol. Well, outside of me.
 
2013-06-29 08:52:40 PM  
so... photo hosting suggestions? I've never really bothered, but I just had a wild brain fart for an idol and I would like to contribute.

No, not pictures of my penis. Sorry.


And this race ain't happening tonight.
 
2013-06-29 08:54:33 PM  
Rain is just now starting to hit the house...
aaaahhhhhh...I love that sound.
 
2013-06-29 08:54:43 PM  

crotchgrabber: so... photo hosting suggestions? I've never really bothered, but I just had a wild brain fart for an idol and I would like to contribute.

No, not pictures of my penis. Sorry.


And this race ain't happening tonight.


imgur
 
2013-06-29 08:55:54 PM  
Lee Spencer @CandiceSpencer
Looks like the only race tonight @KYSpeedway might be out of the parking lot.

Rodney Childers @rchilders55
Well crap.. I believe this one will do us in for the night..
 
2013-06-29 08:57:09 PM  
@kennybruce
Inside their fuel window: Jet dryers expected to begin making green-flag pit stops here @KySpeedway within next few laps.
 
2013-06-29 08:57:31 PM  

turbokat: crotchgrabber: kteela: *begins rubbing idol*

Any time someone says that I get dirty thoughts.

Yes, I do call my penis The Idol.

I call mine Gretzky.

Wow, this got dirty right out of the gate tonight.


And THIS is why I come here for the rain delays!  Looking forward to the rest of the evening.  Of course, I would like to see a little racing too :)
 
2013-06-29 08:58:44 PM  
Wow, did they really go grab the reality tv guys from Kansas?  Oh, rain delay...
 
2013-06-29 08:58:51 PM  
Who the fark is this tard?

I may be able to watch the TdF tonight.
 
2013-06-29 08:58:51 PM  
For fark's sake, it's the friggin' turtle man.
 
2013-06-29 08:59:05 PM  
I think it's safe to say it's rained out.  Samantha Busch is changing into pajamas.

We'll see how long the TV media pretend that they will race tonight to keep people watching.
 
2013-06-29 09:00:09 PM  
I'm fairly certain the Turtle Man is just Clint Bowyer in disguise.
 
2013-06-29 09:00:36 PM  

vegaswench: Samantha Busch is changing into pajamas.


I want to watch.
 
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