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(NYPost)   La Guardia Airport worker drives stair car to pizza joint. Jason Bateman was not amused   (nypost.com) divider line 35
    More: Silly, LaGuardia Airport, 19th Avenue, Michael Bluth, Jason Bateman, Port Authority  
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2013-06-29 05:45:53 PM
lolwut
 
2013-06-29 05:48:01 PM
You're gonna get some pizza on...
 
2013-06-29 05:52:12 PM
"I get what you're trying to do. But you know I can't comment," he told The Post. "And please don't call me. Do you understand? You have to go through a publicist. It's totally unprofessional."

duh, it is the post
 
2013-06-29 06:03:07 PM
These f*cking clowns actually called Jason Bateman for a comment? Jesus Christ.
 
2013-06-29 06:06:19 PM
Did he get any hop-ons?
 
2013-06-29 06:16:57 PM

kronicfeld: These f*cking clowns actually called Jason Bateman for a comment? Jesus Christ.


I thought maybe it was a joke.
 
2013-06-29 06:22:06 PM

Lsherm: kronicfeld: These f*cking clowns actually called Jason Bateman for a comment? Jesus Christ.

I thought maybe it was a joke.


The NY Post? Oh, they're a joke alright.
 
2013-06-29 06:22:42 PM

kronicfeld: These f*cking clowns actually called Jason Bateman for a comment? Jesus Christ.


Not only that, but these f*cking clowns thought they were being clever by printing his comment about how they were being unprofessional by calling him, which was  absolutely correct. "Heh heh, he forgot to say 'off the record,' so now the story is about how Mr. Big Shot Hollywood told a bunch of honest hard-working reporters to fark off! I smell a Pulitzer, boys!"

On the other hand, it's heartening to see that the  New YorkPost has just enough journalistic competence to accurately report on its own journalistic incompetence--even if it was an accident.
 
2013-06-29 06:43:43 PM
 
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2013-06-29 06:47:29 PM
This is like the third article I've read from fark today alone that has caused me to double-take, making sure I wasn't reading theonion. What the hell is going on?
 
2013-06-29 07:06:15 PM

Arkanaut: Did he get any hop-ons?


I bet he did.  You usually get hop-ons
 
2013-06-29 07:07:30 PM
Why did they even have his personal phone number if he doesn't want people calling him?
 
2013-06-29 07:08:07 PM
I bet the airport worker is used to getting stares.....
 
2013-06-29 07:22:31 PM
I used to drive the Zamboni from the Palace Ice Arena in Richardson, Texas to the local gas station to fuel it up. That always turned a few heads.
 
2013-06-29 07:24:52 PM
What a Queen!
 
2013-06-29 07:37:27 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: I used to drive the Zamboni from the Palace Ice Arena in Richardson, Texas to the local gas station to fuel it up. That always turned a few heads.


What kind of mileage you get on a Zamboni?
 
2013-06-29 07:42:14 PM

kronicfeld: These f*cking clowns actually called Jason Bateman for a comment? Jesus Christ.


No, Jesus Christ comes after Jason Bateman in the phone book...so of course they called him first!

/Just sayin...
 
2013-06-29 07:43:12 PM

semiotix: InternetSecurityGuard: I used to drive the Zamboni from the Palace Ice Arena in Richardson, Texas to the local gas station to fuel it up. That always turned a few heads.

What kind of mileage you get on a Zamboni?


I don't know but that road is smooooooooooooth.
 
2013-06-29 07:46:26 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: I used to drive the Zamboni from the Palace Ice Arena in Richardson, Texas to the local gas station to fuel it up. That always turned a few heads.


Your name wouldn't by any chance be Flank Beefsteak?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-29 07:49:33 PM

semiotix: InternetSecurityGuard: I used to drive the Zamboni from the Palace Ice Arena in Richardson, Texas to the local gas station to fuel it up. That always turned a few heads.

What kind of mileage you get on a Zamboni?


I never gave that much thought. One tank would last a couple of weeks of driving around in an oval.
 
2013-06-29 07:55:57 PM
 This is an even better thing to drive on the road http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30InBgGhiSo.
 
2013-06-29 08:02:11 PM
Of course he wasn't amused, he's a psycho:

www.empireonline.com
 
2013-06-29 08:18:30 PM
THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!!!!!
 
2013-06-29 08:19:09 PM

Virtuoso80: Of course he wasn't amused, he's a psycho:


Should have made it a RIP
 
2013-06-29 08:20:27 PM
I bet Will Arnett would have had something to say. It's their mistake for contacting the "straight man".
 
2013-06-29 09:14:18 PM

Chinchillazilla: I bet Will Arnett would have had something to say. It's their mistake for contacting the "straight man".


"Come on!"
 
2013-06-29 10:45:08 PM
Jim Carry did it!
 
2013-06-29 10:54:17 PM

MBooda: InternetSecurityGuard: I used to drive the Zamboni from the Palace Ice Arena in Richardson, Texas to the local gas station to fuel it up. That always turned a few heads.

Your name wouldn't by any chance be Flank Beefsteak?

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We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

/my Rift characters are all from The Many Names Of Our Hero.
 
2013-06-29 11:08:11 PM
www.sundive.co.uk
 
2013-06-29 11:08:22 PM
Okay, how did he think that he was going to get away with this and not get fired or potentially arrested? Although if I had his job and was going to quit, I would do this for teh lulz.
 
2013-06-29 11:24:18 PM
There's a great story in Spike Milligan's war memoirs (a fantastic read anyway. WWII as seen by a gunner in the artillery and very funny) of the gun that defended the south coast on England from German invasion. There was a train line the whole way along the coast and one huge gun on a train would be at a different place on the coast each night, waiting for an invasion. This one gun was more or less responsible for defending the whole of England.
Sometimes the Sergeant in charge would run out of cigarettes so they'd drive the whole train, gun and all, to the nearest city so he could buy a pack of smokes, then they'd go back.
If only the Nazi's knew....
 
2013-06-30 01:17:56 AM

MBooda: InternetSecurityGuard: I used to drive the Zamboni from the Palace Ice Arena in Richardson, Texas to the local gas station to fuel it up. That always turned a few heads.

Your name wouldn't by any chance be Flank Beefsteak?

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Big McLargeHuge
 
2013-06-30 07:13:37 AM
So...if a hospital starts serving alcoholic beverages in the cafeteria....is the NY Post going to call Jessica Walter for her comment?
 
2013-06-30 09:07:08 AM
was McLovin there?
 
2013-06-30 09:36:41 AM
"I get what you're trying to do. But you know I can't comment," he told The Post. "And please don't call me. Do you understand? You have to go through a publicist. It's totally unprofessional."

That is Jason Bateman doing doing a meta Michael Bluth.
 
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