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(Austin Statesman)   If you live in Texas, the good news is that giant object detected on weather radars isn't a massive, destructive storm like originally thought. The bad news is it's actually a mixture of dust, pollen, humidity and insects   (statesman.com) divider line 18
    More: Weird, Texas, New Braunfels, second coming of Christ, humidity, Pats, Dallas-Fort Worth, storms, National Weather Service  
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2013-06-29 05:55:10 PM  
13 votes:
 ...dust, pollen, humidity and insects

You mean that the inside of Rick Perry's head somehow GOT OUT?

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2013-06-29 06:01:24 PM  
4 votes:
QUICK!! ...Pray it away!
2013-06-29 07:58:17 PM  
3 votes:
Oh, GOD! Oprah's in Texas! O_O

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2013-06-29 06:33:18 PM  
3 votes:
What a Texas plaque might look like

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2013-06-29 06:16:49 PM  
3 votes:
Hm...lessee:

Plague of gnats, plague of flies, plague on livestock, plague of hail, plague of locusts, plague of darkness....if a bunch of kids start dying in Texas, does that make Perry Pharaoh or what? And who should be leaving?
2013-06-29 07:13:11 PM  
2 votes:

wambu: My brother and his wife, who live in Texas, just had a 9 lb.6 oz baby boy, who weighed 7 lbs 4 oz after the circumcision.

Everything's bigger in Texas.


Including your sister-in-law's love-hole, after sharting out that sex trophy.
/bigger than France
2013-06-29 07:07:32 PM  
2 votes:
My brother and his wife, who live in Texas, just had a 9 lb.6 oz baby boy, who weighed 7 lbs 4 oz after the circumcision.

Everything's bigger in Texas.
2013-06-29 06:03:29 PM  
2 votes:

quatchi: ...dust, pollen, humidity and insects

You mean that the inside of Rick Perry's head somehow GOT OUT?

[ohnoeseverybodypanic.gif]


That's how he breeds.
2013-06-29 05:56:50 PM  
2 votes:
So, when the End comes, the Weather Channel will be there first?.
2013-06-29 09:36:01 PM  
1 votes:
I know the cause:

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2013-06-29 07:44:28 PM  
1 votes:

Oak: So...June in Houston?

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!


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// So hot today that everything is burning

// Why couldn't it have been Global Cooling, instead!?

2013-06-29 07:18:32 PM  
1 votes:
Choke on it, TX Senate.
2013-06-29 07:14:16 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Hm...lessee:

Plague of gnats, plague of flies, plague on livestock, plague of hail, plague of locusts, plague of darkness....if a bunch of kids start dying in Texas, does that make Perry Pharaoh or what? And who should be leaving?


The population of Austin.
2013-06-29 06:19:34 PM  
1 votes:
And probably some other stuff.

And probably some other stuff.

AND PROBABLY SOME OTHER STUFF.
Oak
2013-06-29 06:19:25 PM  
1 votes:
So...June in Houston?
2013-06-29 06:18:00 PM  
1 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Texas getting a Biblical plague?


Blah, let's try that again.

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Rat
2013-06-29 06:10:36 PM  
1 votes:
Global Swarming?

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2013-06-29 06:06:35 PM  
1 votes:
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