wambu: My brother and his wife, who live in Texas, just had a 9 lb.6 oz baby boy, who weighed 7 lbs 4 oz after the circumcision.Everything's bigger in Texas.
quatchi: ...dust, pollen, humidity and insectsYou mean that the inside of Rick Perry's head somehow GOT OUT?[ohnoeseverybodypanic.gif]
Oak: So...June in Houston?
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
// So hot today that everything is burning
// Why couldn't it have been Global Cooling, instead!?
Gyrfalcon: Hm...lessee:Plague of gnats, plague of flies, plague on livestock, plague of hail, plague of locusts, plague of darkness....if a bunch of kids start dying in Texas, does that make Perry Pharaoh or what? And who should be leaving?
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Texas getting a Biblical plague?
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