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(Austin Statesman)   If you live in Texas, the good news is that giant object detected on weather radars isn't a massive, destructive storm like originally thought. The bad news is it's actually a mixture of dust, pollen, humidity and insects   (statesman.com) divider line 93
    More: Weird, Texas, New Braunfels, second coming of Christ, humidity, Pats, Dallas-Fort Worth, storms, National Weather Service  
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2013-06-29 05:55:10 PM
 ...dust, pollen, humidity and insects

You mean that the inside of Rick Perry's head somehow GOT OUT?

[ohnoeseverybodypanic.gif]
 
2013-06-29 05:56:50 PM
So, when the End comes, the Weather Channel will be there first?.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-29 06:00:38 PM
Since this is corporate media we're talking about, "Mutated by polution" *might* be in there too.
 
2013-06-29 06:00:44 PM
Well, I have no allergies and I had no outdoor plans this week, so it's all good.
 
2013-06-29 06:01:24 PM
QUICK!! ...Pray it away!
 
2013-06-29 06:02:00 PM
Ewwww. Also, break out the Reactine, apocalypse strength.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-29 06:02:31 PM

cowgirl toffee: QUICK!! ...Pray it away!


hehehe, since it was Texas I wonder if an alternative explaination that was tendered was "put there by God to scare you about gays."
 
2013-06-29 06:03:29 PM

quatchi: ...dust, pollen, humidity and insects

You mean that the inside of Rick Perry's head somehow GOT OUT?

[ohnoeseverybodypanic.gif]


That's how he breeds.
 
2013-06-29 06:05:14 PM
Near Austin.

My old-school red alcohol wall thermometer in the carport currently indicates it's 112 degrees.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-29 06:06:12 PM
If it were just bugs, we'd be talking about the second coming of Christ Moses

Know your testaments.
 
2013-06-29 06:06:35 PM
i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-29 06:08:09 PM
It was about 107°, here, yesterday. If I win the lottery, I'm moving some place where it rains on a regular basis. I've almost forgotten what rain looks like. Between the heat, drought and the Republicans, I'm beginning to take a dim view of my home state.
 
2013-06-29 06:08:49 PM

Therion: Near Austin.

My old-school red alcohol wall thermometer in the carport currently indicates it's 112 degrees.


Be careful. Those things will blow at around 120 degrees.
/and not in a good way.
 
Rat
2013-06-29 06:10:36 PM
Global Swarming?

©
 
2013-06-29 06:13:37 PM
Tillmaster Be careful. Those things will blow at around 120 degrees.

He shoulda gotten a Dr Pepper one, they're made to Texas specs.  How does Hot Dr Pepper taste, anyway?
cdn2.canadianpickers.com
 
2013-06-29 06:16:49 PM
Hm...lessee:

Plague of gnats, plague of flies, plague on livestock, plague of hail, plague of locusts, plague of darkness....if a bunch of kids start dying in Texas, does that make Perry Pharaoh or what? And who should be leaving?
 
2013-06-29 06:17:00 PM
Texas getting a Biblical plague?
 
2013-06-29 06:17:45 PM
Dr Pepper thermometer? Nope, John Deere.

(it came with the house)
 
2013-06-29 06:18:00 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Texas getting a Biblical plague?


Blah, let's try that again.

img.pandawhale.com
 
Oak
2013-06-29 06:19:25 PM
So...June in Houston?
 
2013-06-29 06:19:34 PM
And probably some other stuff.

And probably some other stuff.

AND PROBABLY SOME OTHER STUFF.
 
2013-06-29 06:29:38 PM

PacManDreaming: It was about 107°, here, yesterday. If I win the lottery, I'm moving some place where it rains on a regular basis. I've almost forgotten what rain looks like. Between the heat, drought and the Republicans, I'm beginning to take a dim view of my home state.


My experiences in Texas:  Summer in Houston is like winter in North Dakota. Can't go outside.
 
2013-06-29 06:32:23 PM
So my last trip by Greyhound from Miami to San Francisco, I stopped off at Austin to meet up with my cousin's daughter. While she was at work, I hung out at the Kick Butt Coffee Shop, near the Greyhound station. Run by a martial artist. A fine time was had by all. This was in December, so we had no insectstorms, I mean none that I was aware of.
 
2013-06-29 06:33:18 PM
What a Texas plaque might look like

garala.typepad.com
 
2013-06-29 06:38:48 PM

PacManDreaming: It was about 107°, here, yesterday. If I win the lottery, I'm moving some place where it rains on a regular basis. I've almost forgotten what rain looks like. Between the heat, drought and the Republicans, I'm beginning to take a dim view of my home state.


Hmmm, 107 almost makes me glad I spent the week camping in the rain, almost. Normally rain doesn't bother me as I just stay indoors and let it nourish the crops but since I was at boyscout camp and had to spend 24 hours a day in it (on wed it rained for about 16 hours and dewed the other 8) I had a little different perspective on it this week.
 
2013-06-29 06:40:19 PM
I haven't heard anything about HAARP lately.
 
2013-06-29 06:53:40 PM

robodog: had to spend 24 hours a day in it (on wed it rained for about 16 hours and dewed the other 8) I had a little different perspective on it this week.


It could do that once a week and I'd be happy.
 
2013-06-29 06:58:56 PM

FlyingJ: He shoulda gotten a Dr Pepper one, they're made to Texas specs.  How does Hot Dr Pepper taste, anyway?


Here's teh recipe
 
2013-06-29 07:07:32 PM
My brother and his wife, who live in Texas, just had a 9 lb.6 oz baby boy, who weighed 7 lbs 4 oz after the circumcision.

Everything's bigger in Texas.
 
2013-06-29 07:13:11 PM

wambu: My brother and his wife, who live in Texas, just had a 9 lb.6 oz baby boy, who weighed 7 lbs 4 oz after the circumcision.

Everything's bigger in Texas.


Including your sister-in-law's love-hole, after sharting out that sex trophy.
/bigger than France
 
2013-06-29 07:14:16 PM

Gyrfalcon: Hm...lessee:

Plague of gnats, plague of flies, plague on livestock, plague of hail, plague of locusts, plague of darkness....if a bunch of kids start dying in Texas, does that make Perry Pharaoh or what? And who should be leaving?


The population of Austin.
 
2013-06-29 07:16:44 PM
www.hollywoodnews.com

En route...
 
2013-06-29 07:18:32 PM
Choke on it, TX Senate.
 
2013-06-29 07:20:50 PM
Oh, while I'm in this thread.
I was thinking of recommending Austin to a whole lot of people that are considering leaving California, is that still a tooth-grinding ass-clenching regurgitated breakfast taco of a thing to do?
Was going to say they should all move just north of W Koenig at Woodrow, is that ok with you guys?
 
2013-06-29 07:22:05 PM

LordOfThePings: What a Texas plaque might look like

[garala.typepad.com image 600x800]


"Histerical"?

Yes, yes it is.
 
2013-06-29 07:31:35 PM
I'm not sure how familiar you are with Texas subby, but that radar image has nothing to do with about 95% of the state.
 
2013-06-29 07:34:02 PM
What is up with the "Pats" tag?
 
2013-06-29 07:34:11 PM
Tsk, Tsk. God is punishing Rick Perry.
 
2013-06-29 07:40:12 PM
www.akirathedon.com
 
2013-06-29 07:44:28 PM

Oak: So...June in Houston?

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!


i651.photobucket.com

// So hot today that everything is burning

// Why couldn't it have been Global Cooling, instead!?

 
2013-06-29 07:48:19 PM
Nick Nostril My experiences in Texas:  Summer in Houston is like winter in North Dakota. Can't go outside.

You had good Tex Mex-that beats Taco John's. Then there's Shipley's or Southern Maid, the latter the only product Elvis endorsed while alive

BitwiseShift Here's teh  recipe

Thnx, i looked up the reviews & everybody claims you need the sugar, not the corn syrup one...& since Corporate biatch-slapped Dublin Dr Pepper over nationwide exporting it's tough to get "Classic" out in Cali
 
2013-06-29 07:51:23 PM

mmagdalene: Choke on it, TX Senate.


yeah fark those motherfarkers, I just left a voicemail urging them to abolish the death penalty and halt the teaching of creationism in school. I also told them to stop spying on us
 
2013-06-29 07:53:32 PM

safetycap: Oak: So...June in Houston?
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
[i651.photobucket.com image 468x351]// So hot today that everything is burning// Why couldn't it have been Global Cooling, instead!?


www.firstshowing.net
 
2013-06-29 07:55:21 PM
Wish there was a way to post pics from my phone. wish there was a way to do proper punctuation from my phone... anyway, I've been here about a year now in the permian basin and seen a lot of things, but this mornings wall of shiate was a bit of a surprise. I let the dog out, and then 30 seconds later I was all like "Holy crap, where did the sun go??", stuck my head back outside and saw a wave of brown about 300' high coming right at me from out of the North; had to scramble to get a dusk mask & Paulson goggles on fast enough to get outside and rescue the dog.
Three hours later, all is clear but every window sill in the house has a fine layer of topsoil on it. Arrrrgh! No easy breathing for me tonight.

My biggest problem with this is what all is actually in that airborn debris: it's not just dirt, but calichi, salts, asbestos, gypsum & other mineral fragments, oilfield chemical crap, pesticides, fertilizers, and other farming shizzle, and my personal favorite: plastic farking bags. Billions of them, and untold numbers of fragments of them! This entire area is completely covered in muthafrakkin Mal*wart bags and other debris; they "grow on trees" or so it seems. Dammit.
 
2013-06-29 07:58:17 PM
Oh, GOD! Oprah's in Texas! O_O

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-29 07:58:29 PM

KawaiiNot: Tsk, Tsk. God is punishing Rick Perry.


Yeah, best economy outside of North Dakota, and he keeps inviting more businesses to come on down. Yeah, some punishment. Now pardon me, I have to go watch more money bleed up from the ground at me... oh the horror of sitting on top of half of America's oil and most of the world's helium supply, we are sooooo cursed!
 
2013-06-29 07:59:04 PM
PacManDreaming * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-06-29 06:08:09 PM It was about 107°, here, yesterday. If I win the lottery, I'm moving some place where it rains on a regular basis. I've almost forgotten what rain looks like. Between the heat, drought and the Republicans, I'm beginning to take a dim view of my home state.
====================================================

It's been raining for about 2 solid weeks here. All I've gotten out of it is flaring arthritis. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

/Today it was 73 for a high with clouds and rain. If that sounds appealing to you, come on up to Ohio!
//I like it.
 
2013-06-29 07:59:47 PM

FlyingJ: Tillmaster Be careful. Those things will blow at around 120 degrees.

He shoulda gotten a Dr Pepper one, they're made to Texas specs.  How does Hot Dr Pepper taste, anyway?
[cdn2.canadianpickers.com image 641x641]


Heh, when I was a kid, my step dad sent me next door to the Yreka Bakery (yrekaBakerY spelled backwards), to get him and his friend a cup of coffee. There were two of the old-time coffee makers there. I filled up two cups, and brought it back. He took a drink and did a classic spit-take. I don't know how it tastes, but I can verify that it does not taste like coffee.
 
2013-06-29 08:00:47 PM

Gyrfalcon: Hm...lessee:

Plague of gnats, plague of flies, plague on livestock, plague of hail, plague of locusts, plague of darkness....if a bunch of kids start dying in Texas, does that make Perry Pharaoh or what? And who should be leaving?


Liberals, I hope. You contribute nothing and expect us to carry your dead weight? Don't let the gate hit your ass on the way out. Enjoy your unemployment somewhere else.
 
2013-06-29 08:00:55 PM

thespindrifter: KawaiiNot: Tsk, Tsk. God is punishing Rick Perry.

Yeah, best economy outside of North Dakota, and he keeps inviting more businesses to come on down. Yeah, some punishment. Now pardon me, I have to go watch more money bleed up from the ground at me... oh the horror of sitting on top of half of America's oil and most of the world's helium supply, we are sooooo cursed!


You forgot the numerous pecan trees and freaks in Galveston.
 
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