cowgirl toffee: QUICK!! ...Pray it away!
quatchi: ...dust, pollen, humidity and insectsYou mean that the inside of Rick Perry's head somehow GOT OUT?[ohnoeseverybodypanic.gif]
Therion: Near Austin.My old-school red alcohol wall thermometer in the carport currently indicates it's 112 degrees.
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Texas getting a Biblical plague?
PacManDreaming: It was about 107°, here, yesterday. If I win the lottery, I'm moving some place where it rains on a regular basis. I've almost forgotten what rain looks like. Between the heat, drought and the Republicans, I'm beginning to take a dim view of my home state.
robodog: had to spend 24 hours a day in it (on wed it rained for about 16 hours and dewed the other 8) I had a little different perspective on it this week.
FlyingJ: He shoulda gotten a Dr Pepper one, they're made to Texas specs. How does Hot Dr Pepper taste, anyway?
wambu: My brother and his wife, who live in Texas, just had a 9 lb.6 oz baby boy, who weighed 7 lbs 4 oz after the circumcision.Everything's bigger in Texas.
Gyrfalcon: Hm...lessee:Plague of gnats, plague of flies, plague on livestock, plague of hail, plague of locusts, plague of darkness....if a bunch of kids start dying in Texas, does that make Perry Pharaoh or what? And who should be leaving?
LordOfThePings: What a Texas plaque might look like[garala.typepad.com image 600x800]
Oak: So...June in Houston?
mmagdalene: Choke on it, TX Senate.
safetycap: Oak: So...June in Houston?SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH![i651.photobucket.com image 468x351]// So hot today that everything is burning// Why couldn't it have been Global Cooling, instead!?
KawaiiNot: Tsk, Tsk. God is punishing Rick Perry.
FlyingJ: Tillmaster Be careful. Those things will blow at around 120 degrees.He shoulda gotten a Dr Pepper one, they're made to Texas specs. How does Hot Dr Pepper taste, anyway?[cdn2.canadianpickers.com image 641x641]
thespindrifter: KawaiiNot: Tsk, Tsk. God is punishing Rick Perry.Yeah, best economy outside of North Dakota, and he keeps inviting more businesses to come on down. Yeah, some punishment. Now pardon me, I have to go watch more money bleed up from the ground at me... oh the horror of sitting on top of half of America's oil and most of the world's helium supply, we are sooooo cursed!
YoOjo: Oh, while I'm in this thread.I was thinking of recommending Austin to a whole lot of people that are considering leaving California, is that still a tooth-grinding ass-clenching regurgitated breakfast taco of a thing to do?Was going to say they should all move just north of W Koenig at Woodrow, is that ok with you guys?
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