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(STLToday)   Woman bathed with macaque, slept with macaque, thought macaque was tame. But in the end macaque proved to be unpredictable   (stltoday.com) divider line 65
    More: Obvious, Kendra Hougland, St. Louis Zoo, private ownership, Pekingese  
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2013-06-29 03:29:20 PM  
Another Monkey Woman in Indiana would be a pretty good band name.
 
2013-06-29 05:00:27 PM  
Women should fear and worship macaque.
/fear
//worship
 
2013-06-29 05:00:41 PM  
But in the end, she did take macaque pretty well.
 
2013-06-29 05:02:56 PM  
Has anyone seen macaque?
 
2013-06-29 05:03:02 PM  
glad to see macaque puns are going good

/macaque will fark you up
//or down, it doesn't really matter
 
2013-06-29 05:03:21 PM  
Macaque has the strangest tingling sensation right now.
 
2013-06-29 05:03:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-29 05:05:23 PM  
You never go full macaque.
 
2013-06-29 05:07:03 PM  
Unpredictable? To the monkey woman, maybe. Anyone else should have known this wouldn't end well.

/I speak from personal experience. I used to eat with macaque too, and now I'm permabanned from the Olive Garden.
 
2013-06-29 05:11:15 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Has anyone seen macaque?


...are you a member of the band King Missile?
 
2013-06-29 05:13:01 PM  
You can't tame monkeys, lions or polar bears.  Ever.
 
2013-06-29 05:13:44 PM  
por-img.cimcontent.net

Respect macaque.
 
2013-06-29 05:14:54 PM  
The amusing thing about the headline is that the submitter has played on the word 'macaque', which sounds like 'mah cawk', a slang term for 'my penis'.

Which the submitter also plays with, though he tends to call that 'spanking his monkey'.
 
2013-06-29 05:21:58 PM  
"Madison County State's Attorney Tom Gibbons..."
 
2013-06-29 05:29:47 PM  
What a sucker.
 
2013-06-29 05:31:01 PM  
I hate it when I ease macaque in and she says, "Tamarind yet?"
 
2013-06-29 05:32:54 PM  

rewind2846: Women should fear and worship macaque.


i.imgur.com

Reason #158368393 why Google Books is awesome. Could be NSFW for some places, I suppose.

/Maybe less fear, more worship?
 
2013-06-29 05:33:40 PM  
As someone who's done neuro research using Macaques as subjects, I gotta say I'm not surprised. They're vicious and unpredictable. IOW, complete dicks.
 
2013-06-29 05:34:49 PM  
king kong played ping pong with his ding dong in hong kong

/monkey penis theme now completely exhausted
 
2013-06-29 05:35:50 PM  
Macaque is morbidly obese!
 
2013-06-29 05:51:35 PM  
There ain't nothing in Chicago for a monkey woman to do.
 
2013-06-29 05:52:42 PM  
PENIS THREAD

/major obvious
 
2013-06-29 05:53:41 PM  
Oh darn, macaque got loose. I will have to grab macaque and then spank macaque.
 
2013-06-29 06:18:39 PM  
But we had a chamber up in the moon
Circumstances made us change our tune
When the veil was torn from our face
We became the monkeys riding the race
 
Oak
2013-06-29 06:21:39 PM  
Macaque is completely reliable.  So far.

/Only 50
 
2013-06-29 06:22:15 PM  
Hougland said Nina even had her own pet - a Pekingese dog named Dejah-Su - that she walked on a leash. Hougland said Nina was trying to protect the dog at the park when the boy tried to pet it.

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The monkey needs to be better mannered,
 
2013-06-29 06:29:13 PM  
Chicks love macaque.
 
2013-06-29 06:37:08 PM  
A pet monkey that had its own pet dog.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the monkey women.
 
2013-06-29 06:37:12 PM  
Macaque runs amok!
 
2013-06-29 07:08:44 PM  
 
2013-06-29 07:22:31 PM  
You can't let macaque run your life.
 
2013-06-29 07:27:19 PM  
Should have just chucked it into the sea.
 
2013-06-29 07:31:07 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Has anyone seen macaque?


I think Mike Hunt has.
 
2013-06-29 07:43:59 PM  
oh dear god...
 
2013-06-29 07:45:58 PM  
It was actually a very gentle monkey. My fiance had met Nina a few times and often remarked about how sweet the monkey is.

The monkey's caretaker took the monkey to an event known as "Bark In The Park" where a lot of dogs were. The monkey was probably scared and bit a kid.

Also, my fiance says that the monkey liked to pull oreos apart and eat the filling...that is probably why the monkey is so fat.
 
2013-06-29 07:52:38 PM  
Yeah, sorry about your Mom, Subby.

/Macaque!
 
2013-06-29 07:55:39 PM  
Kill the monkey kill the dog, the lawyers will make the monkey lady wish they had killed her. So all good
 
2013-06-29 07:57:52 PM  
Is the lady now angry at macaque?
 
2013-06-29 08:02:27 PM  
 
2013-06-29 08:25:27 PM  
And even though the kid is perfectly fine, of course the little snowflake's family is suing, because this is America.
 
2013-06-29 08:26:05 PM  
Macaque was angry, foaming at the mouth, and spit in her face..
 
2013-06-29 08:32:57 PM  
At least Macaque was nice and clean before getting into bed with the nice lady.
 
2013-06-29 08:39:27 PM  
After he was bitten the young boy yelled " Ow macaque!"
 
2013-06-29 08:53:37 PM  

carrion_luggage: I hate it when I ease macaque in and she says, "Tamarind yet?"


I see what you diddled with that.
 
2013-06-29 09:37:11 PM  
Replace macaque with Pit Bull and you've got yourself a story that I'm tragically all too familiar with.

/I don't hate dogs, just the big ones that could easily kill you and have no place in houses with small children.
 
2013-06-29 09:39:02 PM  

ng2810: Replace macaque with Pit Bull and you've got yourself a story that I'm tragically all too familiar with.

/I don't hate dogs, just the big ones that could easily kill you and have no place in houses with small children bad owners.


FTFY.
 
2013-06-29 10:27:32 PM  

Mad_Radhu: But we had a chamber up in the moon
Circumstances made us change our tune
When the veil was torn from our face
We became the monkeys riding the race


Came for this.
 
2013-06-29 10:44:09 PM  

Mad_Radhu: But we had a chamber up in the moon
Circumstances made us change our tune
When the veil was torn from our face
We became the monkeys riding the race


Is that really true, macaque?

/leaving satisfied
 
2013-06-29 10:52:59 PM  
 
2013-06-29 11:00:43 PM  

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 500x602]


Holy crap that face is totally creepy.
 
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