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(Huffington Post)   Westboro picks Taylor Swift as new troll target, calls her "proud whore". Miley Cyrus, Madonna, Christina Aguliera all point and laugh   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 87
    More: Amusing, Taylor Swift, Westboro, Miley Cyrus, Country Music Hall of Fame, Billboard Music Award, MGM Grand Garden Arena, Dan Steinberg, Audrey  
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2013-06-29 12:26:22 PM  
I'd troll her target.


/If you know what I mean.

//And I think you do.
 
2013-06-29 12:41:25 PM  
She certainly is doing the best she can to piss off people here.
 
2013-06-29 01:10:50 PM  
I'd wear that label like a damn medal.
 
2013-06-29 01:41:08 PM  
Does she take the beginning of a song and do it...easy
But then she does the finish...rough
 
2013-06-29 02:06:19 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Does she take the beginning of a song and do it...easy
But then she does the finish...rough


Left a good job in the citeeeeh....
 
2013-06-29 02:58:52 PM  

Chariset: PhiloeBedoe: Does she take the beginning of a song and do it...easy
But then she does the finish...rough

Left a good job in the citeeeeh....


♫  Down in the cite-eh ♫
 
2013-06-29 04:54:51 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-29 05:12:31 PM  
If her shorts were any higher-waisted the belt loops would be on a turtleneck
 
2013-06-29 05:17:04 PM  

NutWrench:


Thank you, I've been looking for a new background for my phone!
 
2013-06-29 05:21:31 PM  
First Kanye, now Westboro? Why does she anger the special needs kids so much? Shouldn't they be inspired by the success of one of their own?
 
2013-06-29 05:22:44 PM  
Hmmm - no pics yet?  Wellon Dowd must have the weekend off.
 
2013-06-29 05:33:10 PM  
So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?
 
2013-06-29 05:33:52 PM  
Oh, pop stars? I don't think they know what they're getting into when they go after faux-idols. Picket a dead soldier and you get angry protesters. Start to mess with Taylor Swift (Justin Beiber, Selena Gomez, the Twilight idiots, etc) and you'll have tween girls suicide bombing you by the dozen.
 
2013-06-29 05:37:16 PM  

Bslim: So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?


This.
 
2013-06-29 05:37:47 PM  
It's funny because Miley Cyrus, Madonna and Christina Aguliera are whores
 
2013-06-29 05:51:52 PM  

Bslim: So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?


Ummm...what? Shes had like 13 boyfriends in 3 years...you dont have that many unless you are putting out.
 
2013-06-29 05:59:13 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Bslim: So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?

Ummm...what? Shes had like 13 boyfriends in 3 years...you dont have that many unless you are putting out.


I thought she was like the tightest woman in the entertainment industry.  I also figured, 13 boyfriends in 3 years means that she wasn't putting out.
 
2013-06-29 05:59:19 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: Bslim: So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?

Ummm...what? Shes had like 13 boyfriends in 3 years...you dont have that many unless you are putting out.


Or maybe you have so many because you're not putting out.
 
2013-06-29 06:07:49 PM  
Well fark.


Now the WBC is going to be in a top-40 song.
 
2013-06-29 06:08:58 PM  
Hasn't Miley Cyrus and Christina been with the same person for years? Why are they in the same catagory as Madonna?

It should be:
Group 1 = Swift and Madonna
Group 2 = Miley and Christina

Subby is trolling
 
2013-06-29 06:10:44 PM  

WippitGuud: Well fark.


Now the WBC is going to be in a top-40 song.


You know, if she did, and donated proceeds to a good charity, I might buy the album. I'd almost definitely buy the single.
 
2013-06-29 06:15:35 PM  

WippitGuud: Well fark.


Now the WBC is going to be in a top-40 song.


Only if the WBC stops protesting her to protest another woman.

Any chance someone can show up with a megaphone and tell them that Kayne had the best Taylor Swift protest of all time?
 
2013-06-29 06:17:43 PM  
cdn.wwtdd.com

\even the skankiest whore looks better than this in a swimsuit
\\and wears a better one
 
2013-06-29 06:20:16 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-29 06:26:31 PM  
Who?
 
2013-06-29 06:28:59 PM  
www.freakingnews.com
 
2013-06-29 06:30:10 PM  

Waldo Pepper: CheapEngineer: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x659]

\even the skankiest whore looks better than this in a swimsuit
\\and wears a better one

she looks like a young lady in that swimsuit, not everyone woman has to look like a sexpot


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-29 06:32:44 PM  
Pity there is no higher resolution available.

assets.nydailynews.com

Back in the day they really were trying to show off her sex appeal. Her early photo shoots showed much more skin, and her record label tried to groom her to be the next Britney Spears. However, they saw that there were too many skanky whore-type young woman musicians already out there and decided to make her the girl-next-door country singer.
 
2013-06-29 06:49:36 PM  
So, now they're attacking straight people too.
I guess in their church, the only person that it's okay to fark is Fred Phelps.
It does explain why they all look alike.

Fred Phelps has sex with his children.
 
2013-06-29 06:51:34 PM  
Uh, there are women out there the WBC could pick for the Whore of Babylon.

Taylor Swift is not one of them.
 
2013-06-29 06:56:50 PM  

Bslim: So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?


I thought Miley Cyrus has been with the same guy for several years.  How does she deserve the whore tag?
 
2013-06-29 07:09:23 PM  
I thought the issue with all her relationships was that she didn't put out.
 
2013-06-29 07:22:15 PM  

CheapEngineer: Waldo Pepper: CheapEngineer: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x659]

\even the skankiest whore looks better than this in a swimsuit
\\and wears a better one

she looks like a young lady in that swimsuit, not everyone woman has to look like a sexpot

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Jokes have to be funny.
 
2013-06-29 07:37:19 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If her shorts were any higher-waisted the belt loops would be on a turtleneck


Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

/as long as they're skintight
//and start at her crotch like a bikini bottom
 
2013-06-29 08:13:20 PM  

Shedim: CheapEngineer: Waldo Pepper: CheapEngineer: [cdn.wwtdd.com image 450x659]

\even the skankiest whore looks better than this in a swimsuit
\\and wears a better one

she looks like a young lady in that swimsuit, not everyone woman has to look like a sexpot

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Jokes have to be funny.


Bless your heart.
 
2013-06-29 08:28:21 PM  
Empty H Subby WBC is trolling

FTFY it's like all the funerals they announce & never show, lest this happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZGKx2pTBQc
"Whatever we don't have, can stay"?  Who sends out videos of themselves getting their van pounded?
 
2013-06-29 08:31:11 PM  
Were there any actual inaccuracies in this statement?

""@TaylorSwift13 works her 'girl next door' country-singer shtick, while hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore," "
 
2013-06-29 08:36:53 PM  
Fark you Westboro!!
She's our Caucasian Princess much like the Jews have John Stewart.
 
2013-06-29 08:49:16 PM  
ng2810:
Back in the day they really were trying to show off her sex appeal. Her early photo shoots showed much more skin, and her record label tried to groom her to be the next Britney Spears. However, they saw that there were too many skanky whore-type young woman musicians already out there and decided to make her the girl-next-door country singer.

I'm still laughing at this five minutes later. No, they never did but it's a great imagine nonetheless. Imagine Swift's following "3" with her own recording titled "5".
 
2013-06-29 08:51:32 PM  

LL316: Sultan Of Herf: Bslim: So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?

Ummm...what? Shes had like 13 boyfriends in 3 years...you dont have that many unless you are putting out.

Or maybe you have so many because you're not putting out.


What I have heard is that many of these guys have paid to be Taylor Swift's BF for the publicity it brings. It certainly is plausible, knowing Taylor.
 
2013-06-29 09:09:00 PM  

worlddan: LL316: Sultan Of Herf: Bslim: So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?

Ummm...what? Shes had like 13 boyfriends in 3 years...you dont have that many unless you are putting out.

Or maybe you have so many because you're not putting out.

What I have heard is that many of these guys have paid to be Taylor Swift's BF for the publicity it brings. It certainly is plausible, knowing Taylor.


I've heard that she devoured them whole, and had them replaced with decoy robots.
 
2013-06-29 09:10:25 PM  
Proud Whore would be a good name for a band.
 
2013-06-29 09:15:36 PM  
I came here expecting more cute/sexy pictures of Taylor Swift (I know they're out there dammit)...and I'm leaving disappointed.
 
2013-06-29 09:26:54 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Oh, pop stars? I don't think they know what they're getting into when they go after faux-idols. Picket a dead soldier and you get angry protesters. Start to mess with Taylor Swift (Justin Beiber, Selena Gomez, the Twilight idiots, etc) and you'll have tween girls suicide bombing you by the dozen.


Sol, a win-win then?
 
2013-06-29 09:28:24 PM  

LL316: Sultan Of Herf: Bslim: So lemme get this straight, they whore-tagged the only one that DOESN'T put out?

Why no FAIL tag?

Ummm...what? Shes had like 13 boyfriends in 3 years...you dont have that many unless you are putting out.

Or maybe you have so many because you're not putting out.


Or maybe she's just a lousy lay.
 
2013-06-29 09:33:55 PM  

FlyingJ: Empty H Subby WBC is trolling

FTFY it's like all the funerals they announce & never show, lest this happen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZGKx2pTBQc
"Whatever we don't have, can stay"?  Who sends out videos of themselves getting their van pounded?


Ha. Good point. I forgot that WBC is a master troll.
 
2013-06-29 09:47:23 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Were there any actual inaccuracies in this statement?

""@TaylorSwift13 works her 'girl next door' country-singer shtick, while hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore," "


Unless they have proof that she's having sex with all those men calling her a whore is kind of a stretch.
 
2013-06-29 09:48:44 PM  
i.chzbgr.com

/oblig
 
2013-06-29 09:50:23 PM  

LewDux: It's funny because Miley Cyrus, Madonna and Christina Aguliera are whores


Just for that, I'll link here...
 
2013-06-29 09:55:22 PM  

fusillade762: Harry_Seldon: Were there any actual inaccuracies in this statement?

""@TaylorSwift13 works her 'girl next door' country-singer shtick, while hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore," "

Unless they have proof that she's having sex for money with all those men calling her a whore is kind of a stretch.


Remember, kids, whores get paid.  And I'm pretty sure the only john she's whoring for is her record label.
 
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