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(NJ.com)   A man couldn't figure out which drink was his, then it finally hit him   (nj.com) divider line 12
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2013-06-29 12:50:25 PM
Did it feel like a thin slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick?
 
2013-06-29 12:52:05 PM
I see that today is going to be slow and laid back.
 
2013-06-29 01:04:33 PM
This ain't Lucky Lager!
 
2013-06-29 01:10:01 PM
Pan Galactic Garggle Blaster for the win

That, or since every civilization has some variation on it, a ginyantonix
 
2013-06-29 01:49:39 PM
On La Tourette Ave, eh?

Farking ASS ASS BIMBO! drunks.
 
2013-06-29 02:06:20 PM
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2013-06-29 02:16:12 PM
Remember, kids:

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Alcohol abuse is never a good thing.
 
2013-06-29 03:58:12 PM
If it was a a heavy beer, that's bad, but if it was Coors Light, well ...
 
2013-06-29 04:13:45 PM
Police responded to the area of La Tourette Avenue for a farking shiat report of men's asses! a large bull SHIAT! fight, according to Lt. FARK! Jeff Titus up his farking ass.
 
2013-06-29 04:16:28 PM
Redd's Apple Ale?
 
2013-06-29 05:33:55 PM

JonnyBGoode: Redd's Apple Ale?


dear god I hate those commercials
 
2013-06-29 07:59:22 PM
For Halloween I dressed up as Anne romneys binder full of men (giant photo album with a swing out front that reveals pics of famous democrats, many of whom had lipstick kisses on them) i went to a rocky horror show and came in second in the costume contest. Prior to that I visited a local bar where a friends band was playing. I walked in, and heads turned. I'm a guy, in a giant photo album, apparently naked, so yeah, heads are gonna turn. Most people lol'd at the costume. I go to the bar. Guy 1 and guy 2 ask me about the costume.mguy 2 thinks it hilarious and offers to buy me a beer. Guy 1 asks him why he would buy an asshole like me a beer. Because its funny guy 2 sas. Guy 1 turns to me and says do you think that's funny. Realizing I need to defuse this I said something, don't remember what, but it was like I thought it was but if you don't thats cool. So the bartender gives me my beer, intake one sip and guy 1says that isn't funny and grabs the beer from my hand. I honestly expected him to crack it,over my head or pour it over my head but I was too stunned to even react. Luckily,alone did was walk away with the beer and he actually left the bar.

Guy 2 was mortified, he told the bartender what happened, bartender gave am another beer and life was ood.
 
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