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(Some Guy)   Since the long running conspiracy theories about NSA surveillance are in fact true, are all conspiracy theories now true? How about this one? Does it get bonus points for being promoted by a candidate for the Governor of Nevada?   (nevadagovernor2014.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Hoover Dam, NSA, NBC World News and ALL, oaths of office, Governor of Nevada, psalms, money changers, bonus points  
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2013-06-29 11:56:28 AM  
Wow.
 
2013-06-29 12:11:16 PM  
Satire?
 
2013-06-29 12:11:18 PM  
From the sidebar...


Miss Tila Tequila Interviews Nevada Governor 2014 David Lory VanDerBeek
 
2013-06-29 12:11:41 PM  
Is this guy trying to out-crazy Jessie Ventura?
 
2013-06-29 12:12:40 PM  
www.roflcat.com
 
2013-06-29 12:14:25 PM  

BizarreMan: Wow.


That's a whole lot crazy in one page. And what about the loss of paragraphs? Another IMF conspiracy.
 
2013-06-29 12:14:51 PM  
 I know that the 9/11 terrorists attacks that brought down the three WTC towers 1,2, and 7 were controlled demolitions. That is a fact.

This is where I knew it was going to get good.
 
2013-06-29 12:15:22 PM  
Also why do nutters feel the need to use RANDOM capitalized WORDS in their POSTS? The comments are comedy gold.
 
2013-06-29 12:15:51 PM  

StopLurkListen: Satire?


I'm hoping it's a late April Fools gag.
 
2013-06-29 12:16:19 PM  
David Lory VanDerBeek

/ think he opened for Deadmau5
 
2013-06-29 12:17:55 PM  
I wish this guy were trying to be funny, but he's 100% certifiable.  Can you parse this bit from his "About Me" page?

On questions of religion, I am multi-religious. I am Christian, Mormon, and Buddhist. I was raised by Mormons to be the man that I am today. I understand that their history is controversial and their doctrine is problematic, but their values are not. You did not know my grandmothers. I will always be loyal to the people who made me who I am and I will always live worthy to carry the Mormon temple recommend throughout my life. I often find it amusing when people think the Mormons are cult-ish because of their temples. As a Jew, I am amused because the Mormon temples are patterned after the temple of my father David. These same people who think Mormon temples are cult-ish would have thought the Jews were a cult too. Our temples were far more ornate and ritualistic. They were the center of all social activity. I also find it amusing that people often criticize the Mormon belief in Native American Jews claiming that none exist. I am a Native American Jew and the Mormons adopted and raised me and they never knew it. So, I love the Mormons and part of me will always be Mormon. I am also a Christian and that means that Jesus Christ of the New Testament is God. I am a Messianic Jew. I agree that my people murdered the Son of God and for that we were broken and scattered. Any society that would murder an innocent man such as Jesus must and will collapse according to natural law. Each evening I invite my wife and children to read the Bible and kneel before God in family prayer. Finally, I am part Buddhist and I follow the teachings of the Vietnamese monk Thich Naht Hanh, which I use as a therapist in the treatment of depression, anxiety, anger management, and post-traumatic stress. I also find Buddhism more sympathetic to Native American thought than most classical religions and philosophies. So, I am a multi-religious man and I believe in listening to everyone. I pursue truth wherever it is and that includes spiritual truth.
 
2013-06-29 12:18:05 PM  
I want to believe.
 
2013-06-29 12:18:46 PM  
Seeing terrorist attacks in out money? That's nothing.

You ever see the back of a 20 dollar bill... on weed?
 
2013-06-29 12:19:48 PM  

StopLurkListen: Satire?


Close... The Constitution Party.
 
2013-06-29 12:21:16 PM  
I'm not going to tweet this, share it, or like it on Facebook. Please don't take up half my mobile screen with your stupid requests.
 
2013-06-29 12:22:20 PM  
" I am a Messianic Jew. I agree that my people murdered the Son of God and for that we were broken and scattered. "
Not to nitpick, but the Romans killed Jesus. So this guy belongs to every religion and hates paragraphs.
 
2013-06-29 12:22:21 PM  
There are 56 issues on his "platform" page. I guess you can't say he's not thorough.

Issue 48: Chemtrails. Bioengineering of the environment is underway. Weather weapons and modification are real. They are destroying the farmland and causing health problems such as infertility. Citizens have an absolute right to know exactly how their tax dollars are being spent and a right to vote to end those programs including  terra-forming, climate control, and weapons development.
 
2013-06-29 12:22:57 PM  
Holy crap - take a look at this guy's platform. A few highlights:
Firearms and armed guards in schools
Stop all payments to the IRS (from NV)
"Health Freedom" and nullification of Obamacare
No speeding ticket or seat belt fines
Reject Agenda 21

If I wasn't a resident of NV, I'd think it was funny.
 
2013-06-29 12:27:51 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Holy crap - take a look at this guy's platform. A few highlights:
Firearms and armed guards in schools
Stop all payments to the IRS (from NV)
"Health Freedom" and nullification of Obamacare
No speeding ticket or seat belt fines
Reject Agenda 21

If I wasn't a resident of NV, I'd think it was funny.


Why are you complaining?  It's a Republican dream world!

l.yimg.com
 
2013-06-29 12:30:31 PM  
this man is awesome ... where do i sign up?
 
2013-06-29 12:30:39 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Holy crap - take a look at this guy's platform. A few highlights:
Firearms and armed guards in schools
Stop all payments to the IRS (from NV)
"Health Freedom" and nullification of Obamacare
No speeding ticket or seat belt fines
Reject Agenda 21

If I wasn't a resident of NV, I'd think it was funny.


As a resident of NV, I think it's hilarious.
 
2013-06-29 12:30:53 PM  

gimmegimme: DarwiOdrade: Holy crap - take a look at this guy's platform. A few highlights:
Firearms and armed guards in schools
Stop all payments to the IRS (from NV)
"Health Freedom" and nullification of Obamacare
No speeding ticket or seat belt fines
Reject Agenda 21

If I wasn't a resident of NV, I'd think it was funny.

Why are you complaining?  It's a Republican dream world!

[l.yimg.com image 630x426]


NV is a Republican dream world? Are you high? In land area, NV is definitely more red than blue, but the population centers (Las Vegas & Reno/Tahoe) are very blue. Makes for some bizarre state politics.
 
2013-06-29 12:30:59 PM  

utah dude: this man is awesome ... where do i sign up?


Just say his name three times and he appears in a puff of smoke.
 
2013-06-29 12:31:22 PM  
 
2013-06-29 12:31:49 PM  

drade: Holy crap - take a look at this guy's platform. A few highlights:
Firearms and armed guards in schools
Stop all payments to the IRS (from NV)
"Health Freedom" and nullification of Obamacare
No speeding ticket or seat belt fines
Reject Agenda 21

If I wasn't a resident of NV, I'd think it was funny.


47. Fluoride. People wonder why the prisoners in Nazi concentration camps were not more successful in revolting. It was partly because fluoride was added to the food. Fluoride eats and sedates the brain. It makes people docile. . Citizens will have a right to vote to stop the use of fluoride in their drinking water. This is part of the reason the American people seem like zombies and don't react to corruption in government. They literally are sedated.

Soo... I'm assuming he only drinks rain water and pure grain alcohol?
 
2013-06-29 12:32:39 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: drade: Holy crap - take a look at this guy's platform. A few highlights:
Firearms and armed guards in schools
Stop all payments to the IRS (from NV)
"Health Freedom" and nullification of Obamacare
No speeding ticket or seat belt fines
Reject Agenda 21

If I wasn't a resident of NV, I'd think it was funny.

47. Fluoride. People wonder why the prisoners in Nazi concentration camps were not more successful in revolting. It was partly because fluoride was added to the food. Fluoride eats and sedates the brain. It makes people docile. . Citizens will have a right to vote to stop the use of fluoride in their drinking water. This is part of the reason the American people seem like zombies and don't react to corruption in government. They literally are sedated.

Soo... I'm assuming he only drinks rain water and pure grain alcohol?


And sterno, lots of sterno.
 
2013-06-29 12:33:17 PM  
Curses! He saw through my secret money message about destroying the Hoover Dam. Frankly, I don't even know why I put it there.
 
2013-06-29 12:37:35 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: There are 56 issues on his "platform" page. I guess you can't say he's not thorough.


I enjoyed his blog posts. Nice work, Nevada. Don't let Florida steal your limelight.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 12:38:54 PM  
Scroll through the comments for the ultimate display of sock-puppetry, asskissing, and idolatry. The Messiah has come! And not one person disagrees with him, so obviously everything he says is true!
 
2013-06-29 12:39:08 PM  
Philip Francis Queeg:

47. Fluoride. People wonder why the prisoners in Nazi concentration camps were not more successful in revolting. It was partly because fluoride was added to the food. Fluoride eats and sedates the brain. It makes people docile. . Citizens will have a right to vote to stop the use of fluoride in their drinking water. This is part of the reason the American people seem like zombies and don't react to corruption in government. They literally are sedated.

Soo... I'm assuming he only drinks rain water and pure grain alcohol?


Purity of essence, dude.
 
2013-06-29 12:40:54 PM  
His platform is a grab bag of conspiracy and/or idiocy

1. Income taxes are voluntary
2. Truther
3. Birther
4. Chemtrails!
5. GMO foods will give you hair in your mouth
6. Agenda 21!
7. Area 51!
8. Vaccines!
9. Fluoride

nevadagovernor2014.com
 
2013-06-29 12:40:54 PM  

poorjon: Curses! He saw through my secret money message about destroying the Hoover Dam. Frankly, I don't even know why I put it there.


I love the "hidden symbol" conspiracies. Why would "they" leave these little clues behind everywhere for some guy to unravel their plans? Works the same with the 9/11 building 7 conspiracies -- Ok, so let's say "they" orchestrated the whole thing and brought down the building with explosives. How is BBC/Fox announcing the collapse ten minutes early proof of anything? Why would "they" have needed to give a script to the media instead of just letting them report on the staged collapse as it happened?

//Or, you know, people are just dumb.
 
2013-06-29 12:44:14 PM  
 
2013-06-29 12:44:22 PM  

gimmegimme: utah dude: this man is awesome ... where do i sign up?

Just say his name three times and he appears in a puff of smoke.


uh. it didn't work.
 
2013-06-29 12:46:12 PM  

utah dude: gimmegimme: utah dude: this man is awesome ... where do i sign up?

Just say his name three times and he appears in a puff of smoke.

uh. it didn't work.


You've learned a very valuable lesson, friend.  Magic isn't real and when you pray, you're talking to yourself.
 
2013-06-29 12:47:04 PM  

utah dude: gimmegimme: utah dude: this man is awesome ... where do i sign up?

Just say his name three times and he appears in a puff of smoke.

uh. it didn't work.


Maybe it's 3 puffs of smoke, then say his name. It gets confusing.
 
2013-06-29 12:49:23 PM  

simplicimus: utah dude: gimmegimme: utah dude: this man is awesome ... where do i sign up?

Just say his name three times and he appears in a puff of smoke.

uh. it didn't work.

Maybe it's 3 puffs of smoke, then say his name. It gets confusing.


uh i don't smoke?
 
2013-06-29 12:50:07 PM  

jcooli09: I know that the 9/11 terrorists attacks that brought down the three WTC towers 1,2, and 7 were controlled demolitions. That is a fact.

This is where I knew it was going to get good.


yeah a 9/11 truther. ouch. that's where i stopped reading.
 
2013-06-29 12:50:20 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 12:53:57 PM  

utah dude: simplicimus: utah dude: gimmegimme: utah dude: this man is awesome ... where do i sign up?

Just say his name three times and he appears in a puff of smoke.

uh. it didn't work.

Maybe it's 3 puffs of smoke, then say his name. It gets confusing.

uh i don't smoke?


Well, no wonder it didn't work.
 
2013-06-29 12:55:10 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not going to tweet this, share it, or like it on Facebook. Please don't take up half my mobile screen with your stupid requests.


i have a 23" monitor and it annoys me too. it sits on top of the text. worse it follows as you scroll. farking social networks. it's all about eyes, page clicks, etc. .
 
2013-06-29 12:55:24 PM  
Man, I love reading stuff like this.

Sometimes I worry that I might be going a little crazy but then read I read stories like this and suddenly I feel like the sanest  guy on the planet.

Thanks, random nutjob.
 
2013-06-29 12:55:57 PM  
people.virginia.edu
Until the documentation Snowden releases supports the broadness of his claims, I'm going to have to say the "facts" remain unsubstantiated.
 
2013-06-29 01:19:48 PM  
controversy.wearscience.com
 
2013-06-29 01:24:09 PM  
But guvment documents show that it waould take thousnds of gallons of nitro glicerin pumped into old refigeration tubes oof the damn to even mak a dent in that suckerr.

/Spell check is for elitists and the aluminati.
//When the comments on the nutjob sites keep saying to praise god and amem and quote christian extremist bible verse's, the NSA/CIA/FBI knows which crazies to monitor.
///What back door that is recording identifying data of the crazies??
 
2013-06-29 01:26:22 PM  
From now on I'm signing my name "President of the World 2020 clambam."

Signed,

President of the World 2020 clambam
 
2013-06-29 01:56:05 PM  

simplicimus: " I am a Messianic Jew. I agree that my people murdered the Son of God and for that we were broken and scattered. "
Not to nitpick, but the Romans killed Jesus. So this guy belongs to every religion and hates paragraphs.


Also, they were broken and scattered long before Jesus was around.
 
2013-06-29 02:03:41 PM  
Huh. I wonder what kind of derp this is going to be abou--

[walloftext]

nnnope.
 
2013-06-29 02:07:38 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-29 02:14:17 PM  
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shiat, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO!
 
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