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(Digital Spy)   FX adapting Last of the Mohicans as a TV series. Shame everyone knows how it ends   (digitalspy.com) divider line 36
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2013-06-29 12:10:52 PM
Great, so we can expect what, two scenes of Magua eating people's hearts per episode? Three maybe?
 
2013-06-29 12:18:15 PM
Well, I don't remember how it ends. No spoilers, please.

/jk
 
2013-06-29 12:19:31 PM
"Hawkeye" turns into "Lincoln?"
 
2013-06-29 12:21:40 PM
...Schenectady burns to the ground?
 
2013-06-29 12:23:31 PM

SoupJohnB: "Hawkeye" turns into "Lincoln?"


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Sorry, what?
 
2013-06-29 12:34:30 PM

SoupJohnB: "Hawkeye" turns into "Lincoln?"


Hawkeye drinks your milkshake?
 
2013-06-29 12:43:49 PM
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2013-06-29 12:44:13 PM
The book was a lot less depressing than the movie.  If they're adapting the book more power to them--if its the movie (which isn't all that bad) ehhh.. been there done that.
 
2013-06-29 12:45:05 PM

PizzaJedi81: SoupJohnB: "Hawkeye" turns into "Lincoln?"

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Sorry, what?


Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, a man named for a President, an Indian and a stove.
 
2013-06-29 12:47:12 PM

PizzaJedi81: SoupJohnB: "Hawkeye" turns into "Lincoln?"

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Sorry, what?


A-hem.  The one I referenced used a hatchet, rather than a scalpel.

/or an oil well

//or an Army of the Potomac
 
2013-06-29 12:51:08 PM
 
2013-06-29 01:08:07 PM
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-06-29 01:15:20 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Well, I don't remember how it ends. No spoilers, please.

/jk


The white guys win eventually
 
2013-06-29 01:23:41 PM

Vercengetorix: The book was a lot less depressing than the movie.  If they're adapting the book more power to them--if its the movie (which isn't all that bad) ehhh.. been there done that.


There were five novels about Nathaniel "Hawkeye" Bumppo, so there's plenty of potential source material.

/picked them up in high school - was amazed how easy they were to read and how action-packed they were given their age
//love the '92 film, though it's quite different from the book
 
2013-06-29 01:43:24 PM
Currently reading Deerslayer, so getting a kick
 
2013-06-29 01:43:48 PM
I can have a sleep over an watch the show with friends! I'll provide the blankets...
 
2013-06-29 01:58:22 PM
That book sucked donkey balls.  The movie was awesome, but that is mainly due to the screenwriter who took many liberties with the source material.
 
2013-06-29 02:37:41 PM
"When Magwa eats the white man's heart, he only eats Van Camp's brand White Man's Heart. So put one to the knife -- and fork -- today. Now back to show."
 
2013-06-29 02:46:20 PM
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2013-06-29 03:04:38 PM
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Chicks really dig you when you're the last of something.
 
2013-06-29 03:53:17 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Well, I don't remember how it ends. No spoilers, please.

/jk


The ship sinks.
 
2013-06-29 04:07:18 PM

Bith Set Me Up: SoupJohnB: "Hawkeye" turns into "Lincoln?"

Hawkeye drinks your milkshake?


And charges you.
 
2013-06-29 04:14:27 PM
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When the meme is dead, dittybopper will eat its heart.
 
2013-06-29 04:35:05 PM

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When the meme is dead, dittybopper will eat its heart.


I was in a few shows with that guy when I was a kid.   Anyway, I hope they get Tom Cruise onboard.
 
2013-06-29 05:15:03 PM

GRCooper: Currently reading Deerslayer, so getting a kick


~2 years ago I was visiting my Dad's cabin in Bolton Landing, NY, and we went to a production of The Last of the Mohicans staged in the main courtyard of Fort Ticonderoga. It was fun. The kids loved the firing of the cannons and muskets...

/Apparently not available this summer, but coming back next summer
 
2013-06-29 05:38:58 PM
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2013-06-29 06:12:22 PM
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MMMM Johdi May.  What?  She was 17?  Never mind.
 
2013-06-29 07:54:13 PM
...No more Mohicans?
 
2013-06-29 08:40:21 PM
2nd to the Last of the Mohicans.....

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2013-06-29 11:46:47 PM
It will be a re-imagining of the story, and made as a comedy starring Johnny Knoxville as a native american guy who is constantly trying to get laid so he can continue his lineage.  He'll use the line "come on baby, I don't want to be the last of the Mohicans" in every show, but will ultimately be rebuffed and have to go home and masturbate (which will be called "going native.")

Whacky hijinks ensue.
 
2013-06-30 12:02:01 AM
Read this one recently (starting on the 2nd book tonight):

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Surprised no one's made a movie out of it.
 
2013-06-30 12:12:04 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: PizzaJedi81: SoupJohnB: "Hawkeye" turns into "Lincoln?"

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Sorry, what?

Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, a man named for a President, an Indian and a stove.


Uhm..no. Hawkeye, while adopted by the mohicans, was a white guy.
 
2013-06-30 12:50:05 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050026/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

Lon Chaney is spinning in his grave.

/thought sure it was Fess Parker as Nat.
 
2013-06-30 07:33:41 AM
You know the Mohicans may have been the last in the race to survive but they were #1 in cross training.
 
2013-06-30 10:39:01 AM
Everyone knows how it ends except, apparently Michael Mann, who killed the wrong sister.

/still upset about that
//and the background music was too loud
 
2013-06-30 02:09:21 PM

fusillade762: Surprised no one's made a movie out of it.


First book is great.
Second book is good enough.
Third book I didn't like at all.

cheers
 
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