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17628 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jun 2013 at 12:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-29 08:52:01 AM  
I think we have a new candidate for this meme...

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2013-06-29 09:17:32 AM  
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2013-06-29 09:18:29 AM  
Thank you :)
 
2013-06-29 10:07:36 AM  
"Unaware it was being photographed..."

Do hawks even know what photographs are?
 
2013-06-29 11:14:47 AM  

Ambivalence: "Unaware it was being photographed..."

Do hawks even know what photographs are?


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Yes I do.
 
2013-06-29 11:55:42 AM  
Just to get them out of the way
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2013-06-29 12:35:22 PM  
Meh..  Slow news day.
 
2013-06-29 12:41:14 PM  

grokca: Ambivalence: "Unaware it was being photographed..."

Do hawks even know what photographs are?

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Yes I do.


Not so csb time. I could've swore that character was from the original Star Trek (yeah, yeah, I know, I haven't watched any episodes of the original since the early 80's or late 70's so sue me). I even had a memory of him appearing in the credit sequences where they show a bunch of different characters like the green boobed girl. I spent about an hour with two friends trying to describe him to them and then went to a computer and turned up nada on the googles. Finally somehow some combination of words pulled up the character and then I slapped my forehead. Buck Rogers. Duh. Which I also haven't seen in decades, but as opposed to the original Star Trek, I would watch again now.
 
2013-06-29 12:43:24 PM  

texdent: Just to get them out of the way
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you forgot one:

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He turned out  to be a wifebeater or some sort of asshole loser though.
 
2013-06-29 12:46:12 PM  
Done in two
 
2013-06-29 12:50:37 PM  
So, "washes itself" really means "uses a bidet"?

This image.
 
2013-06-29 12:52:15 PM  

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Jebus I've been on this site too long.
 
2013-06-29 12:52:39 PM  
Here's another one, just for shiats and giggles, baby

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2013-06-29 12:55:40 PM  

UseUrHeadFred: Here's another one, just for shiats and giggles, baby


That's the one.
 
2013-06-29 01:01:54 PM  
We'll just gettem all out the way...

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2013-06-29 01:04:27 PM  

Medic Zero: texdent: Just to get them out of the way
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you forgot one:

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He turned out  to be a wifebeater or some sort of asshole loser though.


and he also starred in:

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2013-06-29 01:12:52 PM  
How original.  We've got some creative geniuses around here.
 
2013-06-29 01:13:31 PM  
Haters gonna......ah forget it.
 
2013-06-29 01:17:49 PM  
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While we're all at it...
 
2013-06-29 01:19:39 PM  

Medic Zero: texdent: Just to get them out of the way
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you forgot one:

He turned out  to be a wifebeater or some sort of asshole loser though.


One of Bryan Cranston's first jobs in showbiz was to sit behind him in the helicopter and poke him awake (passed out drunk) when it was time to say his line. Think I heard it in a Fresh Air interview. CSB no?
 
2013-06-29 01:24:13 PM  
I don't think it's fair for the media to out him as a robin until the he has had the chance to talk to his family about it.
 
2013-06-29 01:37:15 PM  
No biatching about the slideshow?
This is not the Fark I know.
 
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2013-06-29 01:48:26 PM  
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/Must I do everything around here?
 
2013-06-29 01:50:18 PM  
IF YOU'RE A BIRD BE AN EARLY BIRD AND GET THE WORM FOR YOUR BREAKFAST PLATE. IF YOU'RE A BIRD BE AN EARLY BIRD. IF YOU'RE A WORM SLEEP LATE ~ Shell Silverstien
 
2013-06-29 01:56:28 PM  

Begoggle: No biatching about the slideshow?
This is not the Fark I know.


A) It didn't require javascript
B) The Next/Previous buttons don't move, so you can easily click through it

Javascript pisses me off more than slideshows anyway. If you don't absolutely need to use javascript to do what you're doing, DON'T USE IT.
 
2013-06-29 01:56:50 PM  
RAPTORS GONNA RAPT
 
2013-06-29 02:04:39 PM  

maltedmothball: IF YOU'RE A BIRD BE AN EARLY BIRD AND GET THE WORM FOR YOUR BREAKFAST PLATE. IF YOU'RE A BIRD BE AN EARLY BIRD. IF YOU'RE A WORM SLEEP LATE ~ Shell Silverstien


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - my grandpa (who probably stole it from somewhere).
 
2013-06-29 02:13:33 PM  

Begoggle: No biatching about the slideshow?
This is not the Fark I know.


The 'haters gonna hate' vibe of the very first image was so strong, that it effectively blocked the slide show receptors from signaling the Fark hive mind.
 
2013-06-29 02:30:08 PM  

Begoggle: No biatching about the slideshow?
This is not the Fark I know.


I was gonna biatch that birds taking bird baths is not news, but the lack of others biatching scared me away.
 
2013-06-29 02:30:33 PM  
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2013-06-29 02:35:08 PM  
Earthworm?  That hawk must have failed Hunting 101.  The last hawk I saw close up was sitting on the railing from the back door of my house about a foot from our picture window.  He was  devouring a bird he had swooped down on.  He took his sweet time and i sure didn't have enough nerve to try to shoo him away.  it was a red shouldered hawk, i believe
 
2013-06-29 02:41:53 PM  

Ambivalence: "Unaware it was being photographed..."

Do hawks even know what photographs are?



If they did, they would never have worn these:

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2013-06-29 02:47:02 PM  
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Come at me bro
 
2013-06-29 02:58:23 PM  
He's got funny lookin pants.
 
2013-06-29 03:02:38 PM  
Awww, I just adore the hawkie's little pants. Just stunning.
 
2013-06-29 03:05:12 PM  

djh0101010: maltedmothball: IF YOU'RE A BIRD BE AN EARLY BIRD AND GET THE WORM FOR YOUR BREAKFAST PLATE. IF YOU'RE A BIRD BE AN EARLY BIRD. IF YOU'RE A WORM SLEEP LATE ~ Shell Silverstien

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - my grandpa (who probably stole it from somewhere).




He must have, because I have heard that saying at various locations throughout the U.S. all my life.
 
2013-06-29 03:22:52 PM  

show me: He's got funny lookin pants.


unfarkingbelievable: Awww, I just adore the hawkie's little pants. Just stunning.


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2013-06-29 03:55:11 PM  
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2013-06-29 04:49:13 PM  
Birds are so awesome they are b orn with pants.
 
2013-06-29 05:12:51 PM  

calbert: Medic Zero: texdent: Just to get them out of the way
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He turned out  to be a wifebeater or some sort of asshole loser though.

and he also starred in:

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Holy crap, I just thought about the movie the other day! Whoa.
 
2013-06-29 05:34:17 PM  

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While we're all at it...


And in her human form...

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2013-06-29 06:45:36 PM  
That was pretty funny, actually.
 
2013-06-29 06:46:10 PM  
 
2013-06-29 06:49:57 PM  

NicoFinn: Birds are so awesome they are b orn with pants.


I'm down with that.
 
2013-06-29 08:14:43 PM  

Staffist: I'm down with that.


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2013-06-29 09:55:45 PM  

grokca: Ambivalence: "Unaware it was being photographed..."

Do hawks even know what photographs are?

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Yes I do.


You win the thread.
 
2013-06-29 10:38:51 PM  
What?
No 'Hawk and Dove' from Mad Magazine ?
(The General and a Private who sneaks peace symbols into military parades and such.)
 
2013-06-30 12:05:46 AM  

LDM90: Medic Zero: texdent: Just to get them out of the way
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you forgot one:

He turned out  to be a wifebeater or some sort of asshole loser though.

One of Bryan Cranston's first jobs in showbiz was to sit behind him in the helicopter and poke him awake (passed out drunk) when it was time to say his line. Think I heard it in a Fresh Air interview. CSB no?


I like it! Thanks for sharing!
 
2013-06-30 01:00:15 AM  
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2013-06-30 02:30:09 AM  
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's hawk: no time to talk.
 
2013-06-30 09:15:02 AM  

Nick Nostril: We'll just gettem all out the way...

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This should say "They see me hawkin, they be hatin"
 
2013-06-30 01:47:12 PM  

LDM90: Medic Zero: texdent: Just to get them out of the way
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you forgot one:

He turned out  to be a wifebeater or some sort of asshole loser though.

One of Bryan Cranston's first jobs in showbiz was to sit behind him in the helicopter and poke him awake (passed out drunk) when it was time to say his line. Think I heard it in a Fresh Air interview. CSB no?


http://www.npr.org/2010/03/19/124888400/actor-bryan-cranston-breakin g- with-type
 
2013-07-01 01:18:39 AM  

show me: He's got funny lookin pants.


unfarkingbelievable: Awww, I just adore the hawkie's little pants. Just stunning.


they're chaps!
 
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