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(Hartford Courant)   Best babysitter EVER. Bonus: She brings you to meet her mother who gives out alcohol and weed   (courant.com) divider line 13
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2013-06-29 11:20:46 AM  
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BarkingUnicorn: stewbert: I think the story is missing some key details. Any 14 yo who needs a babysitter is probably mentally challenged. That changes the story from "teenage fantasy" to "pretty creepy".

Or he has mentally challenged parents.


"But mom, I can't stay home alone, what if I burn the house down, or some one tries to break in? I'm so afraid to be alone, call Loni, she always takes such good care of me."
2013-06-29 03:18:25 PM  
1 votes:
I prayed to be sexually assaulted by someone like her when I was 14.  What was wrong with me?

flondrix: Apparently this is a thing.  Teenage girls are finding younger boys better behaved that boys their own age, or something like that.


As my older gf said when I was 14.  "We are kinda more obedient."  Translation:  Waaaaaay more easily pussy whipped.
2013-06-29 12:51:38 PM  
1 votes:
It's sad that a 14-year-old kid is getting better quality poontang than 99% of Farkers do.
2013-06-29 12:08:17 PM  
1 votes:
if sex is this sacred.  maybe i should wait until i get a wife.
2013-06-29 11:49:20 AM  
1 votes:
Won't anyone think of the poor victims who will spend the next several years furiously masturbating to the memory of the horrible crime committed against them?
2013-06-29 11:43:43 AM  
1 votes:

The Voice of Doom: Babysitters for 14 year-olds?
That's old enough to be the babysitter.

Getting a teenager of the opposite sex to watch your teenagers while you're gone..I'm surprised the one doing the hiring wasn't charged with aiding and abetting.
That's almost like getting pussy delivery service.




That's exactly what I thought when I read TFA. "Here, son, we're going out for the evening. Your entertainment will be here soon."
2013-06-29 11:21:42 AM  
1 votes:

rubi_con_man: this is a gift to most of his subsequent girlfriends and eventual wife and mother of his children (her grandchildren).


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2013-06-29 11:00:30 AM  
1 votes:

stewbert: I think the story is missing some key details. Any 14 yo who needs a babysitter is probably mentally challenged. That changes the story from "teenage fantasy" to "pretty creepy".


Or he has mentally challenged parents.
2013-06-29 10:55:20 AM  
1 votes:

ACunningPlan: My 14 yr old has just split up with his 16 yr old gf - they'd been dating for about six months.  She's a very nice girl, but I did think it a bit weird.  Although he's a great kid, I couldn't understand the attraction for her; when I was 16 [aeons ago], I wasn't ever interested in boys younger than me.


Having been a 14 year old boy once, LONG ago, I gotta agree. Boys aren't very clean, they aren't very smart, and they speak in grunts.
2013-06-29 10:49:32 AM  
1 votes:
I had these lyrics running through my head while reading this:

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
2013-06-29 10:41:31 AM  
1 votes:
"Dear diary, today I committed a felony!  Let me record all the details for the eventual police raid."
2013-06-29 10:18:23 AM  
1 votes:
Babysitters for 14 year-olds?
That's old enough to be the babysitter.

Getting a teenager of the opposite sex to watch your teenagers while you're gone..I'm surprised the one doing the hiring wasn't charged with aiding and abetting.
That's almost like getting pussy delivery service.
2013-06-29 09:35:43 AM  
1 votes:
I KNEW Clinton would be involved.

/BTW...I wonder how much she charges to "babysit"
 
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