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(Hartford Courant)   Best babysitter EVER. Bonus: She brings you to meet her mother who gives out alcohol and weed   (courant.com) divider line 18
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2013-06-29 10:18:23 AM
5 votes:
Babysitters for 14 year-olds?
That's old enough to be the babysitter.

Getting a teenager of the opposite sex to watch your teenagers while you're gone..I'm surprised the one doing the hiring wasn't charged with aiding and abetting.
That's almost like getting pussy delivery service.
2013-06-29 10:05:41 AM
4 votes:
If you're 14 yrs old and your mommy gets you a baby sitter, you can anticipate trouble further down the road.
2013-06-29 12:51:38 PM
2 votes:
It's sad that a 14-year-old kid is getting better quality poontang than 99% of Farkers do.
2013-06-29 11:49:20 AM
2 votes:
Won't anyone think of the poor victims who will spend the next several years furiously masturbating to the memory of the horrible crime committed against them?
2013-06-29 10:47:07 AM
2 votes:
This mother is an idiot.

Give the boy a case of condoms and a little k-y.

Unless the girl was mentally unstable, this is a gift to most of his subsequent girlfriends and eventual wife and mother of his children (her grandchildren).

The fact is she probably though that this girl was 'beneath' her little snowflake.
2013-06-29 10:34:01 AM
2 votes:
She was 19 taking care of a 14 y/o (and other younger kids??)....why didn't the boy's mother see this coming? My 14 y/o would have jumped at the chance......
2013-06-29 03:18:25 PM
1 votes:
I prayed to be sexually assaulted by someone like her when I was 14.  What was wrong with me?

flondrix: Apparently this is a thing.  Teenage girls are finding younger boys better behaved that boys their own age, or something like that.


As my older gf said when I was 14.  "We are kinda more obedient."  Translation:  Waaaaaay more easily pussy whipped.
2013-06-29 12:54:17 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

There will still be laws against sexual conduct with a vulnerable person of any age; knowingly putting someone at risk of an STD at any age; perhaps even laws against failing to use contraception when it should have been used.

Justice evolves to become more just and more difficult to discern.


Newsletter?

I feel much the same. It's all very silly most of the time. Except it ruins peoples lives for no good reason*.

* Yeah, yeah, except for the genuine predators, etc, etc
2013-06-29 11:43:43 AM
1 votes:

The Voice of Doom: Babysitters for 14 year-olds?
That's old enough to be the babysitter.

Getting a teenager of the opposite sex to watch your teenagers while you're gone..I'm surprised the one doing the hiring wasn't charged with aiding and abetting.
That's almost like getting pussy delivery service.




That's exactly what I thought when I read TFA. "Here, son, we're going out for the evening. Your entertainment will be here soon."
2013-06-29 11:24:24 AM
1 votes:
I'm not 100% sure, but in parts of the UK the age of consent in those days was when a girl reached puberty.  However if she was ravaged of her maidenhood or some such act against her will, the chap had to pay a fine [possibly to her parents].  Of course, she was basically considered property; so yes whilst she could have had sex willingly with an older guy, she also could have been married off to some creepy paedo w/o any say in the matter at all.
2013-06-29 11:20:46 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: stewbert: I think the story is missing some key details. Any 14 yo who needs a babysitter is probably mentally challenged. That changes the story from "teenage fantasy" to "pretty creepy".

Or he has mentally challenged parents.


"But mom, I can't stay home alone, what if I burn the house down, or some one tries to break in? I'm so afraid to be alone, call Loni, she always takes such good care of me."
2013-06-29 11:12:32 AM
1 votes:

zvoidx: BarkingUnicorn: In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

There will still be laws against sexual conduct with a vulnerable person of any age; knowingly putting someone at risk of an STD at any age; perhaps even laws against failing to use contraception when it should have been used.

Justice evolves to become more just and more difficult to discern.

2113 could be another medieval-like era, but with advanced technology.


I think this would have been legal in medieval times and nobody would have raised an eyebrow.  Could be wrong.
2013-06-29 10:59:21 AM
1 votes:
Damn.  I was 14   25 years too early.  That would have been the greatest babysitter ever.
2013-06-29 10:56:14 AM
1 votes:
In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

There will still be laws against sexual conduct with a vulnerable person of any age; knowingly putting someone at risk of an STD at any age; perhaps even laws against failing to use contraception when it should have been used.

Justice evolves to become more just and more difficult to discern.
2013-06-29 10:53:10 AM
1 votes:
My 14 yr old has just split up with his 16 yr old gf - they'd been dating for about six months.  She's a very nice girl, but I did think it a bit weird.  Although he's a great kid, I couldn't understand the attraction for her; when I was 16 [aeons ago], I wasn't ever interested in boys younger than me.
2013-06-29 10:41:31 AM
1 votes:
"Dear diary, today I committed a felony!  Let me record all the details for the eventual police raid."
2013-06-29 10:39:37 AM
1 votes:
I would give my kid a medal for hitting this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25037164@N00/8597630702/lightbox/
2013-06-29 10:34:03 AM
1 votes:
I'd buy my 14 year old a beer if he (or even she) tapped that.
 
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