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(Hartford Courant)   Best babysitter EVER. Bonus: She brings you to meet her mother who gives out alcohol and weed   (courant.com) divider line 65
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2013-06-29 09:35:43 AM
I KNEW Clinton would be involved.

/BTW...I wonder how much she charges to "babysit"
 
2013-06-29 10:05:41 AM
If you're 14 yrs old and your mommy gets you a baby sitter, you can anticipate trouble further down the road.
 
2013-06-29 10:18:23 AM
Babysitters for 14 year-olds?
That's old enough to be the babysitter.

Getting a teenager of the opposite sex to watch your teenagers while you're gone..I'm surprised the one doing the hiring wasn't charged with aiding and abetting.
That's almost like getting pussy delivery service.
 
2013-06-29 10:34:01 AM
She was 19 taking care of a 14 y/o (and other younger kids??)....why didn't the boy's mother see this coming? My 14 y/o would have jumped at the chance......
 
2013-06-29 10:34:03 AM
I'd buy my 14 year old a beer if he (or even she) tapped that.
 
2013-06-29 10:37:37 AM
Well of course she get's just a slap on the wrist.  For fark sake, this female privilege in criminal law needs to stop.
 
2013-06-29 10:37:43 AM
As I was a beer swigging pot smoking 14yr old. I most certainly would have hit that. Or least made out with.


/still would?
 
2013-06-29 10:39:37 AM
I would give my kid a medal for hitting this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25037164@N00/8597630702/lightbox/
 
2013-06-29 10:41:31 AM
"Dear diary, today I committed a felony!  Let me record all the details for the eventual police raid."
 
2013-06-29 10:47:07 AM
This mother is an idiot.

Give the boy a case of condoms and a little k-y.

Unless the girl was mentally unstable, this is a gift to most of his subsequent girlfriends and eventual wife and mother of his children (her grandchildren).

The fact is she probably though that this girl was 'beneath' her little snowflake.
 
2013-06-29 10:47:59 AM
Wow, and my parents kicked me out of the house to live the streets at 14... Booze, fake id's, weed, and clubbing followed.
 
2013-06-29 10:49:32 AM
I had these lyrics running through my head while reading this:

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
 
2013-06-29 10:53:10 AM
My 14 yr old has just split up with his 16 yr old gf - they'd been dating for about six months.  She's a very nice girl, but I did think it a bit weird.  Although he's a great kid, I couldn't understand the attraction for her; when I was 16 [aeons ago], I wasn't ever interested in boys younger than me.
 
2013-06-29 10:53:36 AM

R.A.Danny: I would give my kid a medal for hitting this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25037164@N00/8597630702/lightbox/


/my bunk, i'll be in it
 
2013-06-29 10:55:20 AM

ACunningPlan: My 14 yr old has just split up with his 16 yr old gf - they'd been dating for about six months.  She's a very nice girl, but I did think it a bit weird.  Although he's a great kid, I couldn't understand the attraction for her; when I was 16 [aeons ago], I wasn't ever interested in boys younger than me.


Having been a 14 year old boy once, LONG ago, I gotta agree. Boys aren't very clean, they aren't very smart, and they speak in grunts.
 
2013-06-29 10:56:14 AM
In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

There will still be laws against sexual conduct with a vulnerable person of any age; knowingly putting someone at risk of an STD at any age; perhaps even laws against failing to use contraception when it should have been used.

Justice evolves to become more just and more difficult to discern.
 
2013-06-29 10:56:43 AM
I think the story is missing some key details. Any 14 yo who needs a babysitter is probably mentally challenged. That changes the story from "teenage fantasy" to "pretty creepy".
 
2013-06-29 10:59:21 AM
Damn.  I was 14   25 years too early.  That would have been the greatest babysitter ever.
 
2013-06-29 11:00:30 AM

stewbert: I think the story is missing some key details. Any 14 yo who needs a babysitter is probably mentally challenged. That changes the story from "teenage fantasy" to "pretty creepy".


Or he has mentally challenged parents.
 
2013-06-29 11:02:10 AM

InternetSecurityGuard: I had these lyrics running through my head while reading this:

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!


Are you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Approves

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-29 11:02:28 AM

BarkingUnicorn: In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

There will still be laws against sexual conduct with a vulnerable person of any age; knowingly putting someone at risk of an STD at any age; perhaps even laws against failing to use contraception when it should have been used.

Justice evolves to become more just and more difficult to discern.


2113 could be another medieval-like era, but with advanced technology.
 
2013-06-29 11:03:25 AM

BarkingUnicorn: stewbert: I think the story is missing some key details. Any 14 yo who needs a babysitter is probably mentally challenged. That changes the story from "teenage fantasy" to "pretty creepy".

Or he has mentally challenged parents.


Heredity is a hitch.
 
2013-06-29 11:06:01 AM

the_celt: InternetSecurityGuard: I had these lyrics running through my head while reading this:

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Approves

[t0.gstatic.com image 233x216]


Thanks a lot!!! Now I am gonna have that stuck in my head!
 
2013-06-29 11:12:32 AM

zvoidx: BarkingUnicorn: In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

There will still be laws against sexual conduct with a vulnerable person of any age; knowingly putting someone at risk of an STD at any age; perhaps even laws against failing to use contraception when it should have been used.

Justice evolves to become more just and more difficult to discern.

2113 could be another medieval-like era, but with advanced technology.


I think this would have been legal in medieval times and nobody would have raised an eyebrow.  Could be wrong.
 
2013-06-29 11:20:46 AM

BarkingUnicorn: stewbert: I think the story is missing some key details. Any 14 yo who needs a babysitter is probably mentally challenged. That changes the story from "teenage fantasy" to "pretty creepy".

Or he has mentally challenged parents.


"But mom, I can't stay home alone, what if I burn the house down, or some one tries to break in? I'm so afraid to be alone, call Loni, she always takes such good care of me."
 
2013-06-29 11:21:42 AM

rubi_con_man: this is a gift to most of his subsequent girlfriends and eventual wife and mother of his children (her grandchildren).


www.tshirtcrack.com
 
2013-06-29 11:24:24 AM
I'm not 100% sure, but in parts of the UK the age of consent in those days was when a girl reached puberty.  However if she was ravaged of her maidenhood or some such act against her will, the chap had to pay a fine [possibly to her parents].  Of course, she was basically considered property; so yes whilst she could have had sex willingly with an older guy, she also could have been married off to some creepy paedo w/o any say in the matter at all.
 
2013-06-29 11:27:12 AM

Madbassist1: If you're 14 yrs old and your mommy gets you a baby sitter, you can anticipate trouble further down the road.


What if you're 26, at a bar, talking to a hot little number with a nose ring; and your mother comes up and starts talking to you?
 
2013-06-29 11:29:49 AM

Madbassist1: If you're 14 yrs old and your mommy gets you a baby sitter, you can anticipate trouble further down the road.


14 was the firt time i masturdbated
 
2013-06-29 11:33:37 AM

stewbert: I think the story is missing some key details. Any 14 yo who needs a babysitter is probably mentally challenged. That changes the story from "teenage fantasy" to "pretty creepy".


Hm.  Well, I guess it depends on the situation - my parents traveled a fair bit when I was in high school and they hired an adult to say at the house - even though I was 16, with a 13 year old sister, there was more than I needed to do with school and part time job.  These were not overnights, but weeks to a month at a time.  Never seemed strange to me.
 
2013-06-29 11:36:15 AM
Well I suppose that considering the quality of women available for a 14 year old he should be congratulated.
 
2013-06-29 11:43:19 AM

R.A.Danny: I would give my kid a medal for hitting this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25037164@N00/8597630702/lightbox/


you're doing it wrong. you should be hitting it.
 
2013-06-29 11:43:43 AM

The Voice of Doom: Babysitters for 14 year-olds?
That's old enough to be the babysitter.

Getting a teenager of the opposite sex to watch your teenagers while you're gone..I'm surprised the one doing the hiring wasn't charged with aiding and abetting.
That's almost like getting pussy delivery service.




That's exactly what I thought when I read TFA. "Here, son, we're going out for the evening. Your entertainment will be here soon."
 
2013-06-29 11:49:20 AM
Won't anyone think of the poor victims who will spend the next several years furiously masturbating to the memory of the horrible crime committed against them?
 
2013-06-29 11:51:56 AM

BarkingUnicorn: In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.


Unlikely. How do you codify that into law? If you're not using age as the guide to consent, then what are you using? If you're going to issue some sort of test of competence, then how is the perpetrator supposed to know what the results of that test would be beforehand?

Age is hardly an ideal litmus test... it just happens to be the best we have.
 
2013-06-29 12:08:17 PM
if sex is this sacred.  maybe i should wait until i get a wife.
 
2013-06-29 12:22:11 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: if sex is this sacred.  maybe i should wait until i get a wife.


If some people in this country get their way, NOT EVEN THEN.
 
2013-06-29 12:38:48 PM
If your 14yr old is happy you called a baby sitter, something is up.

Mother, daughter tag team?
 
2013-06-29 12:49:31 PM
I'd wreck that now, let alone at 14.
 
2013-06-29 12:50:38 PM
What absolute idiots. I remember it being hard to keep your mouth shut at that age, but on the off chance you might get more beer/weed/PUSSY for godsakes keep your mouth shut about it!
 
2013-06-29 12:51:38 PM
It's sad that a 14-year-old kid is getting better quality poontang than 99% of Farkers do.
 
2013-06-29 12:54:17 PM

BarkingUnicorn: In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

There will still be laws against sexual conduct with a vulnerable person of any age; knowingly putting someone at risk of an STD at any age; perhaps even laws against failing to use contraception when it should have been used.

Justice evolves to become more just and more difficult to discern.


Newsletter?

I feel much the same. It's all very silly most of the time. Except it ruins peoples lives for no good reason*.

* Yeah, yeah, except for the genuine predators, etc, etc
 
2013-06-29 01:15:10 PM
Babysitter for a 14-year old boy?  Are they sure it wasn't the boy who hired her?
 
2013-06-29 01:16:10 PM
Where was she when I was 14? Or 12?

/bunk
 
2013-06-29 01:23:05 PM
Definitely a fantasy come true. Would love to be 14 and have a babysitter that understands my needs.


....
....
/fap
 
2013-06-29 01:23:54 PM

puddleonfire: Where was she when I was 14? Or 12?

/bunk


quite possibly not born yet
 
2013-06-29 01:40:44 PM
Speaking as someone who actually did have sex with a 19 year old babysitter when I was 15, I'm going with subby's interpretation of events. Best babysitter ever, though I suspect the neighbors that hired her to watch their kids would have been a bit more disappointed in her performance than I was.

Now that I'm older it occurs to me that something must have been wrong with that girl, but man, it was the very best kind of wrong.

/got busted because I left a bottle of Strawberry Hill on their back porch
//dammit
///they never hired her again
 
2013-06-29 02:03:44 PM
Looks like Kristen Stewart's broke little sister. (Would hit)
 
2013-06-29 02:45:44 PM

ACunningPlan: My 14 yr old has just split up with his 16 yr old gf - they'd been dating for about six months.  She's a very nice girl, but I did think it a bit weird.  Although he's a great kid, I couldn't understand the attraction for her; when I was 16 [aeons ago], I wasn't ever interested in boys younger than me.


There's definately less of a stigma now. I remember reading an article about an increasing number of teenage girls who prefer to go to prom with younger boys, being refered to by the media and their peers as "teenage cougars." It probably helps that Some of todays popular young female celebs are known to date younger guys. (Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Etc.)
 
2013-06-29 03:08:23 PM

ACunningPlan: My 14 yr old has just split up with his 16 yr old gf - they'd been dating for about six months.  She's a very nice girl, but I did think it a bit weird.  Although he's a great kid, I couldn't understand the attraction for her; when I was 16 [aeons ago], I wasn't ever interested in boys younger than me.


Apparently this is a thing.  Teenage girls are finding younger boys better behaved that boys their own age, or something like that.
 
2013-06-29 03:18:25 PM
I prayed to be sexually assaulted by someone like her when I was 14.  What was wrong with me?

flondrix: Apparently this is a thing.  Teenage girls are finding younger boys better behaved that boys their own age, or something like that.


As my older gf said when I was 14.  "We are kinda more obedient."  Translation:  Waaaaaay more easily pussy whipped.
 
2013-06-29 03:19:46 PM
"(We)..."  You get the point.
 
2013-06-29 03:48:29 PM
x60.xanga.com

Yup, sure would.
 
2013-06-29 03:54:02 PM

The Voice of Doom: Babysitters for 14 year-olds?
That's old enough to be the babysitter.

Getting a teenager of the opposite sex to watch your teenagers while you're gone..I'm surprised the one doing the hiring wasn't charged with aiding and abetting.
That's almost like getting pussy delivery service.


Wait a minute... there's a pussy delivery service?
 
2013-06-29 03:57:23 PM

Deedeemarz: She was 19 taking care of a 14 y/o (and other younger kids??)....why didn't the boy's mother see this coming? My 14 y/o would have jumped at the chance......


Probably because most 19 year old girls wouldn't?
 
2013-06-29 03:58:04 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wait a minute... there's a pussy delivery service?


Yup, but it's known as MyRedBook and the rates aren't competitive with slutty babysitters.
 
2013-06-29 04:03:51 PM

miscreant: BarkingUnicorn: In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

Unlikely. How do you codify that into law? If you're not using age as the guide to consent, then what are you using? If you're going to issue some sort of test of competence, then how is the perpetrator supposed to know what the results of that test would be beforehand?

Age is hardly an ideal litmus test... it just happens to be the best we have.


How about if you can solve the literacy test from the other thread, you can be declared competent to have sex as a minor.
 
2013-06-29 04:33:24 PM

trippycrazy12: ACunningPlan: My 14 yr old has just split up with his 16 yr old gf - they'd been dating for about six months.  She's a very nice girl, but I did think it a bit weird.  Although he's a great kid, I couldn't understand the attraction for her; when I was 16 [aeons ago], I wasn't ever interested in boys younger than me.

There's definately less of a stigma now. I remember reading an article about an increasing number of teenage girls who prefer to go to prom with younger boys, being refered to by the media and their peers as "teenage cougars." It probably helps that Some of todays popular young female celebs are known to date younger guys. (Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Etc.)


It's a good point.  His attraction to her I could understand [I mean she could drive for starters....!] but her interest in him was more of a puzzle.  That makes me sound awful and very disloyal as his mom:)

Anyway, she threw a "I'm so over you X" party for her friends last w/e [made me laugh too] and he's found another girl already - only about 6 mos difference this time around.

flondrix: Apparently this is a thing.  Teenage girls are finding younger boys better behaved that boys their own age, or something like that.

That's interesting & I suppose it makes sense in a way.
 
2013-06-29 04:59:26 PM
what I don't understand about most of these "hot woman farks younger, underage boy" stories is where are the guys around the woman's age who would readily fark her?

/is there a female pedobear macro?
 
2013-06-29 05:26:25 PM

No Time To Explain: what I don't understand about most of these "hot woman farks younger, underage boy" stories is where are the guys around the woman's age who would readily fark her?

/is there a female pedobear macro?



I guess so....

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-06-29 11:47:26 PM
For the people asking, older teenage girls going for younger guys for the following possible reasons:
- the kid is cute, able to have sex
- teaching/nurturing instinct in some females
- less pushy than guys their age, so they can choose what happens and when
- really grateful teen boy would probably do anything she asks for, sexual or not
- if in some backward area, kid will probably be less exposed to drugs/alcohol which many teens (and adults) find a turnoff*


/ok, fine. I believe in the last point, especially at that age, but that doesn't mean I can't spray it with essence of troll
 
2013-06-30 12:53:30 AM
My sister started babysittING when she was 12.
And she was damned good at it, she was top of the list for parents when it was date night out w/o the kids.

If you can't leave your 14y/o home alone, he doesn't need a babysitter. He needs new parents.
 
2013-06-30 01:59:15 AM

MurphyMurphy: My sister started babysittING when she was 12.
And she was damned good at it, she was top of the list for parents when it was date night out w/o the kids.


Now you know why she was highly sought after.

Resident Muslim: For the people asking, older teenage girls going for younger guys for the following possible reasons:
- the kid is cute, able to have sex
- teaching/nurturing instinct in some females
- less pushy than guys their age, so they can choose what happens and when
- really grateful teen boy would probably do anything she asks for, sexual or not
- if in some backward area, kid will probably be less exposed to drugs/alcohol which many teens (and adults) find a turnoff*


/ok, fine. I believe in the last point, especially at that age, but that doesn't mean I can't spray it with essence of troll


Another:  Teens especially have wide ranging tastes in activities.  If she doesn't want to advance with the rapid changes of her peers, she may seek familiar ground with the younger teens that are old enough to relate to what the older kids do.(ok, so maybe that's a re-wording of pushy/grateful above a little bit, but the perspective is worth it)
I say she because
Often at 14, females are still a bit girly/giggly/group oriented, so older guys won't dip that far down(for sex, proverbial lame ducks may for company), unless the girl is a break from the herd type.

/came close to trying with extraordinarily nice older chicks around that age[friends sisters and cousins]
//meaning they were butt ugly and I could almost talk myself into it
///cousins of my friends, not my cousins, fyi
 
2013-06-30 05:49:08 AM
FTA: A baby sitter who was accused of sexually assaulting totally making two 14-year-old boys day, pleaded guilty on Friday to reduced charges...

/don't argue the (lack of an) apostrophe with me
//totally drunk
///someone take my keyboard away...
 
2013-06-30 08:16:46 AM

Resident Muslim: For the people asking, older teenage girls going for younger guys for the following possible reasons:
- the kid is cute, able to have sex
- teaching/nurturing instinct in some females
- less pushy than guys their age, so they can choose what happens and when
- really grateful teen boy would probably do anything she asks for, sexual or not
- if in some backward area, kid will probably be less exposed to drugs/alcohol which many teens (and adults) find a turnoff*


/ok, fine. I believe in the last point, especially at that age, but that doesn't mean I can't spray it with essence of troll


what are backward areas and why do they not have drugs/alcohol?
 
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