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(Hartford Courant)   Best babysitter EVER. Bonus: She brings you to meet her mother who gives out alcohol and weed   (courant.com) divider line 65
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2013-06-29 03:18:25 PM  
I prayed to be sexually assaulted by someone like her when I was 14.  What was wrong with me?

flondrix: Apparently this is a thing.  Teenage girls are finding younger boys better behaved that boys their own age, or something like that.


As my older gf said when I was 14.  "We are kinda more obedient."  Translation:  Waaaaaay more easily pussy whipped.
 
2013-06-29 03:19:46 PM  
"(We)..."  You get the point.
 
2013-06-29 03:48:29 PM  
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Yup, sure would.
 
2013-06-29 03:54:02 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Babysitters for 14 year-olds?
That's old enough to be the babysitter.

Getting a teenager of the opposite sex to watch your teenagers while you're gone..I'm surprised the one doing the hiring wasn't charged with aiding and abetting.
That's almost like getting pussy delivery service.


Wait a minute... there's a pussy delivery service?
 
2013-06-29 03:57:23 PM  

Deedeemarz: She was 19 taking care of a 14 y/o (and other younger kids??)....why didn't the boy's mother see this coming? My 14 y/o would have jumped at the chance......


Probably because most 19 year old girls wouldn't?
 
2013-06-29 03:58:04 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Wait a minute... there's a pussy delivery service?


Yup, but it's known as MyRedBook and the rates aren't competitive with slutty babysitters.
 
2013-06-29 04:03:51 PM  

miscreant: BarkingUnicorn: In 100 years, people will look back on the gaiety issue and ask, "What was the problem?"  Then they'll look  at cases like this and ask the same.

Why? Because society won't be traumatizing, shaming, and stigmatizing teens who have consensual sex with adults in order to convict the adults.   The idea that a teen can't consent just because of age will be ridiculed like the idea that gay sex is an abomination in the eyes of the sky-wizard.  The mere fact that an adult has sex with a teen won't automatically make the adult a horrible person.

Unlikely. How do you codify that into law? If you're not using age as the guide to consent, then what are you using? If you're going to issue some sort of test of competence, then how is the perpetrator supposed to know what the results of that test would be beforehand?

Age is hardly an ideal litmus test... it just happens to be the best we have.


How about if you can solve the literacy test from the other thread, you can be declared competent to have sex as a minor.
 
2013-06-29 04:33:24 PM  

trippycrazy12: ACunningPlan: My 14 yr old has just split up with his 16 yr old gf - they'd been dating for about six months.  She's a very nice girl, but I did think it a bit weird.  Although he's a great kid, I couldn't understand the attraction for her; when I was 16 [aeons ago], I wasn't ever interested in boys younger than me.

There's definately less of a stigma now. I remember reading an article about an increasing number of teenage girls who prefer to go to prom with younger boys, being refered to by the media and their peers as "teenage cougars." It probably helps that Some of todays popular young female celebs are known to date younger guys. (Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Etc.)


It's a good point.  His attraction to her I could understand [I mean she could drive for starters....!] but her interest in him was more of a puzzle.  That makes me sound awful and very disloyal as his mom:)

Anyway, she threw a "I'm so over you X" party for her friends last w/e [made me laugh too] and he's found another girl already - only about 6 mos difference this time around.

flondrix: Apparently this is a thing.  Teenage girls are finding younger boys better behaved that boys their own age, or something like that.

That's interesting & I suppose it makes sense in a way.
 
2013-06-29 04:59:26 PM  
what I don't understand about most of these "hot woman farks younger, underage boy" stories is where are the guys around the woman's age who would readily fark her?

/is there a female pedobear macro?
 
2013-06-29 05:26:25 PM  

No Time To Explain: what I don't understand about most of these "hot woman farks younger, underage boy" stories is where are the guys around the woman's age who would readily fark her?

/is there a female pedobear macro?



I guess so....

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2013-06-29 11:47:26 PM  
For the people asking, older teenage girls going for younger guys for the following possible reasons:
- the kid is cute, able to have sex
- teaching/nurturing instinct in some females
- less pushy than guys their age, so they can choose what happens and when
- really grateful teen boy would probably do anything she asks for, sexual or not
- if in some backward area, kid will probably be less exposed to drugs/alcohol which many teens (and adults) find a turnoff*


/ok, fine. I believe in the last point, especially at that age, but that doesn't mean I can't spray it with essence of troll
 
2013-06-30 12:53:30 AM  
My sister started babysittING when she was 12.
And she was damned good at it, she was top of the list for parents when it was date night out w/o the kids.

If you can't leave your 14y/o home alone, he doesn't need a babysitter. He needs new parents.
 
2013-06-30 01:59:15 AM  

MurphyMurphy: My sister started babysittING when she was 12.
And she was damned good at it, she was top of the list for parents when it was date night out w/o the kids.


Now you know why she was highly sought after.

Resident Muslim: For the people asking, older teenage girls going for younger guys for the following possible reasons:
- the kid is cute, able to have sex
- teaching/nurturing instinct in some females
- less pushy than guys their age, so they can choose what happens and when
- really grateful teen boy would probably do anything she asks for, sexual or not
- if in some backward area, kid will probably be less exposed to drugs/alcohol which many teens (and adults) find a turnoff*


/ok, fine. I believe in the last point, especially at that age, but that doesn't mean I can't spray it with essence of troll


Another:  Teens especially have wide ranging tastes in activities.  If she doesn't want to advance with the rapid changes of her peers, she may seek familiar ground with the younger teens that are old enough to relate to what the older kids do.(ok, so maybe that's a re-wording of pushy/grateful above a little bit, but the perspective is worth it)
I say she because
Often at 14, females are still a bit girly/giggly/group oriented, so older guys won't dip that far down(for sex, proverbial lame ducks may for company), unless the girl is a break from the herd type.

/came close to trying with extraordinarily nice older chicks around that age[friends sisters and cousins]
//meaning they were butt ugly and I could almost talk myself into it
///cousins of my friends, not my cousins, fyi
 
2013-06-30 05:49:08 AM  
FTA: A baby sitter who was accused of sexually assaulting totally making two 14-year-old boys day, pleaded guilty on Friday to reduced charges...

/don't argue the (lack of an) apostrophe with me
//totally drunk
///someone take my keyboard away...
 
2013-06-30 08:16:46 AM  

Resident Muslim: For the people asking, older teenage girls going for younger guys for the following possible reasons:
- the kid is cute, able to have sex
- teaching/nurturing instinct in some females
- less pushy than guys their age, so they can choose what happens and when
- really grateful teen boy would probably do anything she asks for, sexual or not
- if in some backward area, kid will probably be less exposed to drugs/alcohol which many teens (and adults) find a turnoff*


/ok, fine. I believe in the last point, especially at that age, but that doesn't mean I can't spray it with essence of troll


what are backward areas and why do they not have drugs/alcohol?
 
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