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(Huffington Post)   Charlotte Kirk to take a stab at playing Nicole Brown Simpson in new OJ Simpson biopic   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-06-29 10:52:52 AM  
Ha!
 
2013-06-29 10:55:15 AM  
booo. get off the stage.  also +1
 
2013-06-29 11:04:05 AM  
How timely.
 
2013-06-29 11:06:56 AM  
I read that as Captain Kirk

/would be more interesting
 
2013-06-29 11:12:15 AM  

Cream of Meat: I read that as Captain Kirk

/would be more interesting


Shat's girdle would be working overtime.
 
2013-06-29 11:12:29 AM  
I'll bet she's glad she made the cut.
 
2013-06-29 11:14:12 AM  
www.vibranthealthylife.com

Just so we know who we're dealing with here.
 
2013-06-29 11:15:21 AM  

PizzaJedi81: [www.vibranthealthylife.com image 350x436]

Just so we know who we're dealing with here.


Needs bigger fake tits and faker blonde hair.
 
2013-06-29 11:16:21 AM  

PizzaJedi81: [www.vibranthealthylife.com image 350x436]

Just so we know who we're dealing with here.


I'd take a slice of that.
 
2013-06-29 11:22:23 AM  

PizzaJedi81: [www.vibranthealthylife.com image 350x436]

Just so we know who we're dealing with here.


She's not right for the part. Her neck is to small. OJ could decapitate that with a pen knife.
 
2013-06-29 12:28:12 PM  
Never heard of her.
 
2013-06-29 12:30:58 PM  

jmr61: Never heard of her.


Nicole Brown Simpson was OJ Simpson's ex-wife, allegedly killed by him, along with her boyfriend, in 199...2?
 
2013-06-29 12:43:51 PM  

PizzaJedi81: jmr61: Never heard of her.

Nicole Brown Simpson was OJ Simpson's ex-wife, allegedly killed by him, along with her boyfriend, in 199...2?


No,, that was Nicole Smith. Nicole Brown Simpson was the sister of Homers wife on the Simpsons.
 
2013-06-29 01:43:10 PM  
I wonder if he'll get to watch it in prison.
 
2013-06-29 03:03:14 PM  
Whos gonna play oj?
 
2013-06-29 04:21:06 PM  
I can't be the only one that's a little drunk and read that as Kirk Cameron.

/would've been a better movie anyway
//grumble, grumble, BURP
 
2013-06-29 04:23:39 PM  

ununcle: PizzaJedi81: jmr61: Never heard of her.

Nicole Brown Simpson was OJ Simpson's ex-wife, allegedly killed by him, along with her boyfriend, in 199...2?

No,, that was Nicole Smith. Nicole Brown Simpson was the sister of Homers wife on the Simpsons.




I thought it was the blonde chick the went missing in Aruba
 
2013-06-29 05:12:51 PM  

Easybutton: Whos gonna play oj?


Johnny Depp
 
2013-06-29 05:19:27 PM  

A Shambling Mound: Easybutton: Whos gonna play oj?

Johnny Depp


How'd they get Tim Burton to direct?

Helena Bonham Carter set to play Kato Kaelin.
 
2013-06-29 05:58:47 PM  

LonMead: A Shambling Mound: Easybutton: Whos gonna play oj?

Johnny Depp

How'd they get Tim Burton to direct?

Helena Bonham Carter set to play Kato Kaelin.


Samuel L Jackson to play johnnie Cochran
 
2013-06-29 07:54:39 PM  

Easybutton: LonMead: A Shambling Mound: Easybutton: Whos gonna play oj?

Johnny Depp

How'd they get Tim Burton to direct?

Helena Bonham Carter set to play Kato Kaelin.

Samuel L Jackson to play johnnie Cochran


Micheal Richards to play Mark Furman.
 
2013-06-29 08:11:17 PM  

ununcle: Easybutton: LonMead: A Shambling Mound: Easybutton: Whos gonna play oj?

Johnny Depp

How'd they get Tim Burton to direct?

Helena Bonham Carter set to play Kato Kaelin.

Samuel L Jackson to play johnnie Cochran

Micheal Richards to play Mark Furman.


Samuel L Jackson doing "the glove doesn't fit" or better, the "Chewbacca defense" would break all biopics
 
2013-06-29 10:10:19 PM  
Too soon.
 
2013-06-30 01:30:19 AM  

yoursafewordisharder: I can't be the only one that's a little drunk and read that as Kirk Cameron.

/would've been a better movie anyway
//grumble, grumble, BURP


I first read it as Charlotte Church.
 
2013-06-30 12:40:21 PM  
weak
 
2013-06-30 08:00:39 PM  
They got a Taureg to play the Ford Bronco. I've seen it in a couple of independent films, great range.
 
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