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(News4Jax)   Things you expect to find on the porch of an abandoned home during inspection. Old furniture: check. Collapsing floor: check. Dust: check. Two sticks of dynamite: check. Wait...back up to that last one again   (news4jax.com) divider line 11
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2013-06-29 11:50:33 AM
back up
backup
yes
 
2013-06-29 12:04:06 PM
Breaking news: Some people use dynamite in their professions.  In other breaking news, sometimes people leave things behind when they abandon a home.
 
2013-06-29 12:08:22 PM

Myria: Breaking news: Some people use dynamite in their professions.  In other breaking news, sometimes people leave things behind when they abandon a home.


If you're using it in you profession and you're storing it at home, you're a farking idiot.  And the porch wouldn't be a typical storage area at home...

You hear about this sort of thing every now and then in the country; decades ago you could buy sticks of dynamite from a feed or hardware store, use them for stumps.  Grandpa forgets they have them and dies.
 
2013-06-29 12:14:53 PM
"King said the team will dispose of the TNT properly."

By breaking them in half, kneading the broken pieces to soften them up, and spreading the contents across the grass in the front yard just before watering?
 
2013-06-29 12:23:00 PM
Sounds like a potentially explosive situation.
 
2013-06-29 12:26:56 PM
Dear news4jax.com: dynamite and TNT are not the same thing. Pick one term (preferably the correct one) and use it consistently.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-06-29 12:28:48 PM
I got this.
www.filmfodder.com
 
2013-06-29 12:29:33 PM
How old was the dynamite?  I remember (I was very young) when you could go buy quarter and half sticks of dynamite at the hardware store for blasting out tree stumps.
 
2013-06-29 01:47:23 PM

ElLoco: By breaking them in half, kneading the broken pieces to soften them up, and spreading the contents across the grass in the front yard just before watering?


Burning.

Unless they want to be drama queens and/or have fun, then they could blow them up.
 
2013-06-29 02:59:21 PM

GBB: I got this.
[www.filmfodder.com image 339x396]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-29 11:00:02 PM
I've heard of worse things being left on a porch...

pdxretro.com
 
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