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(Sun News Network)   Man uses stolen car to get to his weekend jail sentence, gets handed an additional 10 months   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 7
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2013-06-29 09:32:09 AM
Jorden Morin said in court his mistake was agreeing to serve his 60-day sentence for assault intermittently rather than all at once.

Get a brain, MORIN!
 
2013-06-29 09:52:31 AM
FTFA: But Judge Kevin Sherwood noted that when Morin was stopped by police May 10 on his way to jail, he had been driving the stolen vehicle for four days.

"That makes me somewhat cynical you had the vehicle just so you could get back to your intermittent sentence," Sherwood said.


Gee. Ya think?

10 months is too short for vehicle theft, especially since those Wall Street criminals are still walking freely.
 
2013-06-29 09:56:04 AM
damn now he won't get to see teh babie get born
 
2013-06-29 10:04:46 AM
If I went to jail I'd want to get it over with, not savour the moment over an extended period of time
 
2013-06-29 12:10:03 PM

krafty420: If I went to jail I'd want to get it over with, not savour the moment over an extended period of time


Me too, because I could just ditch my landlord first and not have to pay any rent or utilities at all during the sentence. Then afterwards I'm sure I could find a new place real quick.
 
2013-06-29 12:43:07 PM
Picky Picky He showed up on time.
 
2013-06-29 11:16:39 PM
"I ever tell you that I went to college after the war? I really liked it."
"Why didn't you stay?"
"I said I liked it, I didn't say I belonged there."
"Where do you belong, dad?"
"Right there." (walks up to the jail)
 
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