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(WTKR)   Couple arrested after husband provides alcohol to four 13-and-14-year-old boys before letting them have sex with his wife. With 'I'd have to be a very drunk 14-year-old' mug shots   (wtkr.com) divider line 49
    More: Sick, mug shots, sex crimes, Crystal McBride, Virginia Beach  
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2013-06-29 10:07:00 AM
You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14
 
2013-06-29 10:17:32 AM
FTA:Paciello says she did not appreciate how McBride acted around her teenage son.


"I just didn't think it was appropriate for a 30-year-old woman to dress like that and act very flirtatious and going a little overboard sometimes and that's when I kind of eased my way out of the friendship."


 localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com

Looks like someone is lying about their age or she's really going downhill fast on an out-of-control train.
 
2013-06-29 10:21:29 AM
I would need to see a full body shot but I'm pretty sure I've done worse.
 
2013-06-29 10:21:35 AM
Better then 13 or 14
Four year old boys
 
2013-06-29 10:22:42 AM
Doesn't anybody hold hands at the movies anymore?
 
2013-06-29 10:23:48 AM
Ya know, I was a 14 year old boy at one time. A long time ago, but that's not the point.

Looking at that picture, and thinking back...for free beer, I'd have done that.

I'd have felt pretty icky about it, but hey, free beer.
 
2013-06-29 10:24:32 AM

Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Done.
Today, pass.  When I was 14, I'd probably have creamed my pants before getting them off.
 
2013-06-29 10:26:08 AM
She doesn't look that bad to me.  Perhaps that is because I am 46 vs most farkers, who are probably around 15.
 
2013-06-29 10:28:12 AM
The news station woman is fat

/no sharp knees
 
2013-06-29 10:28:51 AM
Oh, and didn't appear to have a neck

/might hit it
 
2013-06-29 10:31:23 AM
Hmm....when I was around that age I found myself hanging out with my buddy several times at his neighbor's house.  His neighbor was a real skeevy looking cop with a real skeevy but sorta hot live-in girlfriend.  It always felt weird to me to be there....like why are adults letting a couple young teens hang out and smoke pot with them - especially a cop.  Now I'm thinking maybe they wanted something more out of it but I'm sure I gave off a bad vibe.  I never really relaxed there, was always in a 'shouldn't we be leaving' mode.

And from the 'where are they now' files - don't know about the cop but the buddy was killed in the WTC on 9/11.
 
2013-06-29 10:38:31 AM
lol when I was 16 I lost it to a woman who was older and uglier than that...hit that with free beer at 14? That is a no brainer which is what guys have at 14, when the blood leaves the head for the nether regions.
 
2013-06-29 10:38:47 AM
they're lucky they didn't get abducted by a crazy church to be killed and/or put in indefinite detention by the feds.
 
2013-06-29 10:41:37 AM
When I was 14, I would have been first in line, then would have gotten back in the line for seconds.
 
2013-06-29 10:49:15 AM
I would have stuck it in just about anything human and female that was offered as a 14 year old.
 
2013-06-29 10:52:07 AM
If she gave me free beer NOW I probably would.

/lightweight
//seriously
 
2013-06-29 10:55:08 AM
It was her boyfriend, not her husband. Anyway...

I get why each of them would do this. (Sick pedophiles). But, what are the chances of two pedo's meeting up and then working together like this? Really a weird dynamic there, no?

/totally gross
 
2013-06-29 10:56:04 AM

Pugdaddyk: Oh, and didn't appear to have a neck

/might hit it


We call that a Sponge Bob body
 
2013-06-29 10:58:35 AM

xaks: Ya know, I was a 14 year old boy at one time. A long time ago, but that's not the point.

Looking at that picture, and thinking back...for free beer, I'd have done that.

I'd have felt pretty icky about it, but hey, free beer.


Comeon now, give her some credit. It's a mug shot not a glamour shot after all.
 
2013-06-29 10:59:13 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Pugdaddyk: Oh, and didn't appear to have a neck

/might hit it

We call that a Sponge Bob body


LoL
 
2013-06-29 11:12:32 AM

Mr. Breeze: xaks: Ya know, I was a 14 year old boy at one time. A long time ago, but that's not the point.

Looking at that picture, and thinking back...for free beer, I'd have done that.

I'd have felt pretty icky about it, but hey, free beer.

Comeon now, give her some credit. It's a mug shot not a glamour shot after all.


I am. Mug shots are not designed to look good.
 
2013-06-29 11:13:44 AM
The man will see more time in jail for providing beer than the woman will for spreading her legs.

Why? Because penis.
 
2013-06-29 11:23:49 AM
Michele Paciello: "She's a nice person and I think she's just really looking for attention...  I think it really revolved around her looking for attention".    WTF?  I guess I'm a harsh bastard and should feel sorry for her instead.  Or perhaps someone should have complimented her on a regular basis because that could have kept this all from happening.  Not about sex at all.

Being in a somewhat similar situation decades ago at 14 I can tell you it wasn't about the attention, it was the ability to go back at it with enthusiasm after the first expected short performance.  Mine looked better, but she was a butterface (weak chin) and not as old.  It only lasted a few years but I "was always at a friend's house" about 3 or 4 times a week, or "weekend camping".  My friends knew, my Dad suspected.  Nobody ratted
 
2013-06-29 11:30:35 AM
You've gotta feel bad for that couple. The husband's looking at the wife and thinking "Jesus Christ, I want none of that. Here, neighbor's kid, take a couple shots of this and then take a couple shots at her." And the wife's looking at the husband thinking "Holy hell, I don't want to see him naked. I'd rather have a drunk virgin teenager who wouldn't know a G spot from a G-string."
 
2013-06-29 11:32:54 AM

Liz Lemon: It was her boyfriend, not her husband. Anyway...

I get why each of them would do this. (Sick pedophiles). But, what are the chances of two pedo's meeting up and then working together like this? Really a weird dynamic there, no?

/totally gross


Pedophiles are into pre-pubescent kids.
 
2013-06-29 11:34:57 AM

SDRR: I would need to see a full body shot but I'm pretty sure I've done worse.


This.
 
2013-06-29 11:39:36 AM
Subby, your definition of ugly needs an update.
 
2013-06-29 11:49:41 AM

Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Yeah, what is wrong with you?
If that was offered to me at 14 I would have vomited.
 
2013-06-29 11:58:37 AM
If I was 14, I'd hit it

/more cushion for the pushin!
 
2013-06-29 12:11:36 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-06-29 12:41:37 PM
Dude, to a drunk 14 year old that would looks like Charlize Theron.

Italian Job, not Monster. Though that does kinda look like Wuornos.
 
2013-06-29 12:44:11 PM

Ima4nic8or: She doesn't look that bad to me.  Perhaps that is because I am 46 vs most farkers, who are probably around 15.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 12:48:17 PM

AirForceVet: FTA:Paciello says she did not appreciate how McBride acted around her teenage son.


"I just didn't think it was appropriate for a 30-year-old woman to dress like that and act very flirtatious and going a little overboard sometimes and that's when I kind of eased my way out of the friendship."

 [localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com image 480x600]

Looks like someone is lying about their age or she's really going downhill fast on an out-of-control train.


For whatever reason, I watched the video on the site and they said 37. Then later said 38. Either one of which I'd believe based on the picture (though I don't quite understand the discrepancy). "30" came from a neighbor, who might have meant to say "in her 30's". My first thought when I read that quote was that it is, actually, entirely appropriate for a 30-year-old woman to dress like that, and I don't even know what "that" is. Maybe I'm just getting old.
 
2013-06-29 02:09:10 PM
Need a full body shot. Huge round chest melons - yes, even now. Saggy flapjacks - no, not even then.
 
2013-06-29 02:35:28 PM

Pugdaddyk: knees


She has huge boobs, actually pretty cute for a chubby chick.
 
2013-06-29 04:14:46 PM
Most guys, at 14, would have parted the red sea to get in that. Myself included. Hell, if it had a pulse, was female at some point, and was willing, most falters would jump at the chance. At 14.. Yeah,
 
2013-06-29 04:43:47 PM
A pederast, Donnie!
 
2013-06-29 05:00:56 PM
Is that Welsh hambeast at it again?


/DRTA; flew through the Comments
 
2013-06-29 05:43:18 PM

SDRR: I would need to see a full body shot but I'm pretty sure I've done worse.


THIS.

Id hit, probably regularly if possible. Wouldnt be bragging about it, but sure, Id do it.
 
2013-06-29 05:54:46 PM

Begoggle: Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14

Yeah, what is wrong with you?
If that was offered to me at 14 I would have vomited.


LOL sure, stud, whatever you say.
 
2013-06-29 06:18:20 PM

Liz Lemon: It was her boyfriend, not her husband. Anyway...

I get why each of them would do this. (Sick pedophiles). But, what are the chances of two pedo's meeting up and then working together like this? Really a weird dynamic there, no?

/totally gross


Good question.  I remember thinking the exact same thing over a story that was posted here a year or two ago.  A married couple started throwing drug and alcohol parties for a bunch of neighborhood minors, then encourage them to start having a big orgy once they were all wasted, so that they could then videotape it.  This included children as young as 12, IIRC.  I actually wondered whose idea that was, and how they broke that particular piece of disgusting ice with the spouse, and how shocked were they when the spouse was on board?  Blows the mind.
 
2013-06-29 06:58:23 PM

WraithSama: Liz Lemon: It was her boyfriend, not her husband. Anyway...

I get why each of them would do this. (Sick pedophiles). But, what are the chances of two pedo's meeting up and then working together like this? Really a weird dynamic there, no?

/totally gross

Good question.  I remember thinking the exact same thing over a story that was posted here a year or two ago.


Getting from point A to point Z makes sense if you could look at the intervening 24 steps and the glacial amount of time it took. It only is puzzling if you believe it happened overnight.
 
2013-06-29 08:56:29 PM

Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


She actually looks pretty good for fark.com mugshot standards. Hell, at 14 and drunk: FIST OF A MODERATELY MIFFED GOD.
 
2013-06-30 01:55:35 AM

xaks: Ya know, I was a 14 year old boy at one time. A long time ago, but that's not the point.
Looking at that picture, and thinking back...for free beer, I'd have done that.
I'd have felt pretty icky about it, but hey, free beer.

-=-
For me it would have been free sex, and I got a beer too!

Ask the boys how they really feel about the situation and go after her if they were held down and made to perform rather than did it willingly. If anyone here can honestly say they would not have wanted to dip the wick at fourteen, well then, I'm sorry for you.

If it's not freely available, you take what you can get... within reason. (There's some real skanks out there that I wouldn't touch with YOUR dick.)
 
2013-06-30 05:37:29 AM
FTA: "Blown away," says Jon Tari, who knows the couple and lived in down the street.

You're not the only one, amirite?

/winkwinknudgenudge
 
2013-06-30 09:02:29 AM
Is there a female version of faphere in the world of Fark comments?

For "some reason" this article makes me wonder about that.

/if the teens were of the legal age of consent, of course.
//seriously
 
2013-06-30 10:40:45 AM
I'm betting the husband watched.  I bet he likes young boys.

/I'd let the wife polish the old knob
 
2013-06-30 06:10:31 PM
I remember 14, I would not have to be drunk at all.
 
2013-06-30 09:43:34 PM
At 14, the only boobs I had seen were in Playboy.  I was trying to imagine what the girls in my freshman class looked like under their swimsuits.  First few times I saw naked girl, I was confused and disappointed because they looked nothing like the bunnies in the magazine.  Didn't stop me at the time, because the girls were still young and cute, just not what I was conditioned to expect.  But if I had seen that woman undressing, I would have run for my life and not stopped until I had a safety zone of at least 3 states.  Now that I'm a few decades older, I'd have to admit that after a few beers... I might. Similar has happened. But at 14, I had no appreciation for the wide variations of women, and if she started coming on to me, she would have scared me to death.
 
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