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(WTKR)   Workers at a Jersey Mikes sub shop beat would-be-robber until he feels like he's actually been to New Jersey   (wtkr.com) divider line 40
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2013-06-29 12:55:38 PM  
Nice!
 
2013-06-29 12:55:48 PM  
If it's like the one by my work that ONLY employs cute girls I'd say the robber probably had a pretty sweet time!
 
2013-06-29 12:57:10 PM  
Poor robber. He fall down, go BOOM.
 
2013-06-29 01:00:38 PM  
aaaaaaand black.
 
2013-06-29 01:03:19 PM  

Nick Nostril: Poor robber. He fall down, go BOOM.


In the video it sounds like the kid says, 'I grabbed my boom stick', but then corrected himself with mop stick.  Just once, I'd like to hear someone say that in a real life situation.
 
2013-06-29 01:11:07 PM  
still pretty salty the jersey mikes up the street closed down a little while back.

/#9, extra bacon
 
2013-06-29 01:17:45 PM  
Farking moolies
 
2013-06-29 01:18:37 PM  
He was wearing a hoodie. I'm sure he only wanted to buy an Arizona iced tea and a bag of skittles.
 
2013-06-29 01:27:40 PM  

LeroyBourne: ust once, I'd like to hear someone say that in a real life situation.


I think your chances increase the farther south you get in the US... (with the exception of high concentrations near the appalachians..)
 
2013-06-29 01:28:14 PM  
I'll take a Giant 56 with hot relish please... Hold the armed robbery
 
2013-06-29 01:30:00 PM  
Nice to see the manager not fire everyone involved.
 
2013-06-29 01:30:19 PM  
Ooooh, a Jersey Mike's thread.  Best chain I can recall.  No hotties at my local, but I still make an effort to get by there on a regular basis.

/#13 regular sub and salt and vinegar chips
 
2013-06-29 01:51:10 PM  
<jokerclapping.gif>
 
2013-06-29 01:58:58 PM  

tacos4jesus: Ooooh, a Jersey Mike's thread.  Best chain I can recall.  No hotties at my local, but I still make an effort to get by there on a regular basis.

/#13 regular sub and salt and vinegar chips


Jersey Mike's is awesome! If only they had Coke and not Pepsi, they would be perfect.

#7 turkey and provolone sub with bacon, please, and sea salt chips
 
2013-06-29 02:14:37 PM  
He is described as a black male, late teens to early 20s and wearing a black hoodie  . . .


This guy?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-29 02:20:42 PM  
When keepin' it real goes wrong...
 
2013-06-29 02:25:12 PM  

tacos4jesus: Ooooh, a Jersey Mike's thread.  Best chain I can recall.  No hotties at my local, but I still make an effort to get by there on a regular basis.

/#13 regular sub and salt and vinegar chips


Hmm, I might have to seek this out.  #56 looks good, but I might have to buy a cheesesteak also.  Another new chain is WhichWhich, the first time I went the sandwich made me have dreams of the next one.  Amazing.  The 2nd time didn't live up to the dream or the price.
 
2013-06-29 02:39:38 PM  
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I'm warning you. I will be forced to thrash you.
 
2013-06-29 02:42:50 PM  

ski9600: WhichWhich


I used to work down the street from a WhichWich, and we would trade food with them on occassion. Gadzooks, they were delicious.
 
2013-06-29 02:46:30 PM  
Police said the robber eventually got away and was last seen limping down the road.  He is described as a black male, late teens to early 20s and wearing a black hoodie...

Correlation or causation?  You decide.
 
2013-06-29 02:52:08 PM  

Snooki Punch: tacos4jesus: Ooooh, a Jersey Mike's thread.  Best chain I can recall.  No hotties at my local, but I still make an effort to get by there on a regular basis.

/#13 regular sub and salt and vinegar chips

Jersey Mike's is awesome! If only they had Coke and not Pepsi, they would be perfect.

#7 turkey and provolone sub with bacon, please, and sea salt chips


It would be better if they had more selections. Corned beef w/ swiss & mustard plz!
 
2013-06-29 03:09:02 PM  
Jersey Mike's is an awesome sub shop for a chain.

#17 + Jalapenos
 
2013-06-29 03:13:32 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: aaaaaaand black.



aaaaand relevance...?
 
2013-06-29 03:31:33 PM  

I Browse: ThatDarkFellow: aaaaaaand black.


aaaaand relevance...?


You know black equals criminal just look at the White House
 
2013-06-29 03:33:06 PM  

I Browse: ThatDarkFellow: aaaaaaand black.


aaaaand relevance...?


Just seems a lot of hoodies are black, that's all

/cough
 
2013-06-29 03:42:44 PM  
ThatDarkFellow:

Just seems a lot of hoodies are black, that's all

/cough



I found one even you might like:

tightrope.cc
 
2013-06-29 03:55:58 PM  
"How YOU doing?"
 
2013-06-29 04:10:46 PM  
Giant Big Kahuna #56 FTW.
 
2013-06-29 04:17:26 PM  
Screw you, Subby. No one in Jersey needs you anyway, funny guy.
 
2013-06-29 04:18:12 PM  

b-ham: Jersey Mike's is an awesome sub shop for a chain.

#17 + Jalapenos


Is that the Kahuna? They need to open more stores in Seattle. I moved from the eastside and haven't been to one since.
 
2013-06-29 04:32:20 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: b-ham: Jersey Mike's is an awesome sub shop for a chain.

#17 + Jalapenos

Is that the Kahuna? They need to open more stores in Seattle. I moved from the eastside and haven't been to one since.


#17 + mushrooms + extra cheese + jalapenos = #56 (The Big Kahuna).

http://www.jerseymikes.com/menu/
 
2013-06-29 04:57:10 PM  
TFA has a link to this story about a shoplifter getting body slammed on camera.  There was a new team doing a story at a grocery store about shoplifters, when one of the guys who they knew had been shoplifting showed up.  The guy who was being interviewed went after him.

Well worth watching.
 
2013-06-29 04:58:00 PM  
Run by a relative of Vinnie Abruzzi?
 
2013-06-29 05:04:37 PM  

ski9600: tacos4jesus: Ooooh, a Jersey Mike's thread.  Best chain I can recall.  No hotties at my local, but I still make an effort to get by there on a regular basis.

/#13 regular sub and salt and vinegar chips

Hmm, I might have to seek this out.  #56 looks good, but I might have to buy a cheesesteak also.  Another new chain is WhichWhich, the first time I went the sandwich made me have dreams of the next one.  Amazing.  The 2nd time didn't live up to the dream or the price.


There was a Jersey Mike's near my hotel in Destin the last time I was there. Their cheese-steak was pretty epic. I had it for lunch three different times while I was there.
 
2013-06-29 05:45:09 PM  
I'll take the #8, add bacon. And I'll take a bag of Cheetos.

Of course now I'm on the west coast and the closest one to me is in Vegas.
I used to get that every week during college football season for game time.
 
2013-06-29 05:46:28 PM  

BullBearMS: ski9600: tacos4jesus: Ooooh, a Jersey Mike's thread.  Best chain I can recall.  No hotties at my local, but I still make an effort to get by there on a regular basis.

/#13 regular sub and salt and vinegar chips

Hmm, I might have to seek this out.  #56 looks good, but I might have to buy a cheesesteak also.  Another new chain is WhichWhich, the first time I went the sandwich made me have dreams of the next one.  Amazing.  The 2nd time didn't live up to the dream or the price.

There was a Jersey Mike's near my hotel in Destin the last time I was there. Their cheese-steak was pretty epic. I had it for lunch three different times while I was there.


i had teh Cheesesteak in Sarasota after running a 5k and it was beautiful!
 
2013-06-29 05:46:42 PM  
OMG. I just looked and they opened one 25 minutes away from me.
 
2013-06-29 05:57:52 PM  
There is a Jersey Mikes near me, and I've never tried it.  But a lot of you seem to like it, so I'll stop in sometime.
 
2013-06-29 07:15:43 PM  
Jersey Tim's is amazing. I always wondered what would happen if a Jimmy John's sub raped a Subway sandwich then someone took the most boring dump imaginable on it while debating whether Quiznos was only a great sandwich or the greatest sandwich in the history of human existence.

In case you missed it due to the overrt subtlety of my post, Jersey Tim's is at best 'ok' and cost way too much for what you get.
 
2013-06-29 07:23:11 PM  

KrispyKritter: Screw you, Subby. No one in Jersey needs you anyway, funny guy.


Hit a little too close to home Guido?
 
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