EvilToni: I may be addicted to Mom's Best Natural Mallow Oats
ytterbium: OMG that is the best cereal. The word must be out because the shelf is usually bare when I go to the grocery store. When it's in stock I'll buy three boxes.
Bacontastesgood: I just had some for breakfast this morning. It did not even remotely taste like farking "cat food", liar. It may be that mom's is better, I dunno, I'll try it, but don't make up shiat that blows your credibility.Anyway, I'm bored and only recently noticed more bullshiat on fark. 1. the default pansy editing that doesn't recognize html. 2. threads closed after 48 hours or so (WTF?) 3. more and more worthless partner sponsored links. Any other ways this place is sucking harder that I missed?
SpaceBison: I actually prefer these to Lucky Charms. The oat kibbles are a bit bigger and have a more satisfying texture.[www.yourstoreonline.net image 500x500]
ytterbium: EvilToni: I may be addicted to Mom's Best Natural Mallow OatsOMG that is the best cereal. The word must be out because the shelf is usually bare when I go to the grocery store. When it's in stock I'll buy three boxes.
TV's Vinnie: Why is it that people go nuts about the marshmallows in Lucky Charms but gag at the idea of Circus Peanuts? They're both made of the same thing.
CujoQuarrel: ytterbium: EvilToni: I may be addicted to Mom's Best Natural Mallow OatsOMG that is the best cereal. The word must be out because the shelf is usually bare when I go to the grocery store. When it's in stock I'll buy three boxes.Amazon carries it http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Mallow-Cereal-16-Ounce-Boxes/dp/B0025UK 6 F2
clkeagle: If you have any ad-blocking extensions on your browser, you get a toolbar-size mess at the top begging you to shut it off. Bronies regularly get their own threads in the Entertainment tab. And there are only two explanations for the Politics Tab these days... either there are no articulate conservatives left on Fark, or there's a bot which scrambles any intelligent conservative post and replaces it with a random Yahoo News comment.
DoughyGuy: This morning I was at the grocery store picking some stuff up for lunches at work next week. When I was picking up my Nutrigrain bars I walked past the cereal and saw Marshmallow Fruit Loops.Lucky Charms has always been my cereal when I end up buying cereal. But I just don't find myself desiring cereal these days. Maybe because I quit weed about 3 years ago - that could be it. But most mornings I either have a bagel with peanut butter if I'm in a hurry, or just go all out and make pancakes or an omelet (really spellcheck, is that how you spell it?) if I'm not.But seeing Fruit Loops with marshmallows broke down my defenses. I had to buy it. And as soon as I came home (even though I already had breakfast) I ended up trying it.I have a new favorite. Where was this when I was a stoner????
Foxxinnia: I have some LC on hand for when I'm tired of Kashi Go Lean. Have it one morning a week and I'm a little saner.
Weatherkiss: I grow my own wheat and oats on an extremely obscure and out of the way piece of farmland that has soil naturally rich in essential nutrients and fresh river water to produce only the healthiest and finest grains. I then take this grain to my windmill where I use an old-fashioned millstone using granite from an independant quarry in the Mediterranean Sea to grind it into a coarse flour. I then extrude it using a machine I built by myself, and start to cook it using steam from a natural artesian well that is triple-filtered through the finest Class D diamonds I mine in Africa by hand to remove any contaminants from it.The blades on my food extruder I forge by hand using a hammer and anvil and are repeatedly folded until they become surgical-grade steel. The salt I use for extruding my cereal grains is from the Dead Sea. Once my grains are extruded, I use the finest cane sugars from an obscure plantation in Hawai'i which is run by full-blooded natives to create my own marshmallow confections for my breakfast cereal grains. Any flaws found in the marshmallows or sugar and I refuse to buy any more cane sugar from that plantation for the rest of the season and instead travel to Burma and spend six to eight months browsing the cane sugar markets for the perfect sugar needed for my cereal.I mix the cereal and marshmallows according to nutritional advice given to me in written writing by the U.S. Surgeon General that is hand-delivered to me by a private courier escorted by ex-Delta Force operatives who know the importance of a balanced breakfast.After pouring cold milk (from the dairy cow I own that I milk by hand), and pasteurize and homogenize myself, I use a spoon I forge and shape using the same methods as my food extrusion blades. The bowl I use is ceramic that is hand-made from a local independant potter who uses the old fashioned methods and a wood-fired kiln to create his bowls.Only then do I eat my breakfast cereal.
clkeagle: Heh, have you tried cat food these days? Maybe that's just what you like. :)
Foxxinnia: I'm most upset that the partner sponsored links don't let you comment in them. What the hell is the point of that? I come here to talk to people about shiat not look at ads.
clkeagle: And there are only two explanations for the Politics Tab these days... either there are no articulate conservatives left on Fark
Bacontastesgood: 2. threads closed after 48 hours or so (WTF?)
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