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(The Courier UK)   The Nanny State has outlawed guns and knives, and thanks to this drunk, bundles of twigs will be next   (thecourier.co.uk) divider line 30
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2013-06-29 09:28:24 AM
/oblig
 
2013-06-29 09:31:38 AM
Fark eated my pic.
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2013-06-29 09:57:06 AM
What a fa...

..I'm not sure that joke won't get me in trouble.
 
2013-06-29 11:06:30 AM
Next person who uses the phrase "nanny  state" gets smacked in the head with a fish.
 
2013-06-29 11:07:06 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Fark eated my pic.
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Came here for this.
 
2013-06-29 11:07:52 AM

Relatively Obscure: What a fa...

..I'm not sure that joke won't get me in trouble.


But thats the correct use of the word, unless the mods go full retard you shouldnt get the ban hammer.
 
2013-06-29 11:08:33 AM

Relatively Obscure: What a fa...

..I'm not sure that joke won't get me in trouble.


Yeah, I was puzzling over how to get that reference in too.  Its pride week in my home town too.
 
2013-06-29 11:11:14 AM
I wonder how long it is till Britian bans all sharp objects, including corners.
 
2013-06-29 11:15:43 AM
I'd be too embarrassed to file a report.  "They attacked me!  There were...TWELVE of them!   What?  Twelve of what you ask?  Twigs.  Little bits of shrubbery....Maybe some twine.  I couldn't tell.  IT WAS CHAOS!"
 
2013-06-29 11:17:37 AM
I'll leave this here...

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2013-06-29 11:21:52 AM
That's a mighty headline, subby.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yZYJSy3N6A

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2013-06-29 11:27:10 AM
With the twig-bundle weapon, the guy's face got scratched and he's otherwise okay. If that angry drunk had a gun things would have been pretty different.
 
2013-06-29 11:28:58 AM
"F*g" might not get you in trouble, but "making an aggressive facial expression" will result in a stern warning.
 
2013-06-29 11:36:23 AM
Didn't  the Brits strap bundles of ,,umm..."twigs" to the front of their tanks on D-DAY?
 
2013-06-29 12:07:50 PM

iheartscotch: I wonder how long it is till Britian bans all sharp objects, including corners.


Hey, those Hounds of Tindalos are a dangerous breed.
 
2013-06-29 12:32:53 PM

iheartscotch: I wonder how long it is till Britian bans all sharp objects, including corners.


No pointed sticks?
 
2013-06-29 12:35:16 PM
Who needs to own an assault twig bundle? Ban all twig bundles that have more than 5 twigs!
 
2013-06-29 12:48:03 PM
If there were an axe head in his fa^H^Hbundle of sticks, could we call him a fascist?
 
2013-06-29 12:51:06 PM

offmymeds: Who needs to own an assault twig bundle? Ban all twig bundles that have more than 5 twigs!


8+1 in the chamber.

But watch out for this guy.......

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2013-06-29 01:06:29 PM
Decency, in many respects, dictates restraint on this subject.
 
2013-06-29 01:19:54 PM
Hard to believe how at one point, those nancies had pretty much conquered the whole world
 
2013-06-29 01:43:12 PM

Pumpernickel bread: Hard to believe how at one point, those nancies had pretty much conquered the whole world


This right here

There is some spinning going on in da graveyard
 
2013-06-29 02:59:03 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Next person who uses the phrase "nanny  state" gets smacked in the head with a fish.


...after which fish get banned, too.
 
2013-06-29 03:02:45 PM
Seems to be that fa..... only recently stopped being outlawed.
 
2013-06-29 04:31:12 PM

lilbjorn: Seems to be that fa..... only recently stopped being outlawed.


But do, re, mi, so, la, and ti are still busted.
 
2013-06-29 05:57:53 PM
Sheriff McGowan had to pause proceedings to warn Tait for making an "aggressive facial expression" towards witnesses..

If making an "aggressive facial expression" is a crime, then I better get on calling campus security about the moors.

/Do they get extra points for clenching their fists and lunging at people?
 
2013-06-29 06:26:13 PM

JesseL: If there were an axe head in his fa^H^Hbundle of sticks, could we call him a fascist?


I love people who know fairly obscure things.

/obscure to the general public, anyway
//nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2013-06-29 09:58:28 PM

puddleonfire: offmymeds: Who needs to own an assault twig bundle? Ban all twig bundles that have more than 5 twigs!

8+1 in the chamber.

But watch out for this guy.......

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Damn you damn you damn you.
 
2013-06-29 11:33:34 PM
Banning bundles of sticks? That's fascism!

///actually, that's the OPPOSITE of fascism, as the word fascism comes from the word fasces, meaning- you guessed it- a bundle of sticks!
 
2013-06-29 11:40:17 PM
More background- the bundle of sticks was a symbol of the magistrate's authority in the times of the Roman Empire. Get it? Got it? Good!
 
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