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2013-06-28 11:50:05 PM
Is this a follow-up? I know I've seen that face/chin/neck before.
 
2013-06-29 12:13:57 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-06-29 12:24:34 AM
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2013-06-29 12:40:58 AM
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2013-06-29 12:53:14 AM
He may be a gang member, but I think we can safely assume he was not using meth
 
2013-06-29 01:22:17 AM
Good luck sleeping tonight.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-06-29 03:09:07 AM

scottydoesntknow: Is this a follow-up? I know I've seen that face/chin/neck before.


Yep. Here's the original thread from October, 2012.  The article is no longer in the link, but the guy's mugshot is posted several times in the thread.
 
2013-06-29 05:13:58 AM
"It's a glandular condition!"
"No, dumbass, you're farking fat."
"Nuh-uh!"

Dude's either carrying his next meal in his eightieth chin, or that's a cancerous tumour that needs to be excised pretty damn quick.

/No one need say it...
//"It's not a tumour!"
 
2013-06-29 05:28:06 AM

scottydoesntknow: Is this a follow-up? I know I've seen that face/chin/neck before.


i117.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 05:40:16 AM
Being that obese has goiter be tough...
 
2013-06-29 05:40:22 AM
Great. Now sniffing is a crime.
 
2013-06-29 05:41:40 AM
I get why we are making fun of the guy for being fat but there sure seemed like a lot of focus on the guys weight in that article.
His weight didn't seem to be too connected to his crime. So why would a professional journalist focus on his weight like that? if you commit a crime it's ok for them to make fun of you?
 
2013-06-29 05:49:37 AM
Th-that chin!

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick!
 
2013-06-29 06:02:09 AM

Wolf892: I get why we are making fun of the guy for being fat but there sure seemed like a lot of focus on the guys weight in that article.
His weight didn't seem to be too connected to his crime. So why would a professional journalist focus on his weight like that? if you commit a crime it's ok for them to make fun of you?


I see where you went wrong. You seem to have confused the worthless reactionary paranoia fuelled shiate rag that is the Daily Mail with journalism.

www.thepoke.co.uk

i734.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 06:02:14 AM
This is one inmate who might get left alone in prison, I'd think the others would be scared of Jabba the Huts cousin. Or of being sat on.
 
2013-06-29 06:17:11 AM
csimg.webmarchand.com
 
2013-06-29 06:19:29 AM
Most inmates use their anus to smuggle contraband, this guy can smuggle in a bag of baked potatoes under his chin...
 
2013-06-29 06:21:40 AM
My girlfriend, just earlier today was telling me about this game she played when she was a kid with her friends where she would put sunglasses upside down on her chin and then cover her nose and up so it would look like her face was upside-down when they moved her mouth.

This guy would win any game like that.
 
2013-06-29 06:26:32 AM

Gordon Bennett: Wolf892: I get why we are making fun of the guy for being fat but there sure seemed like a lot of focus on the guys weight in that article.
His weight didn't seem to be too connected to his crime. So why would a professional journalist focus on his weight like that? if you commit a crime it's ok for them to make fun of you?

I see where you went wrong. You seem to have confused the worthless reactionary paranoia fuelled shiate rag that is the Daily Mail with journalism.

[www.thepoke.co.uk image 800x415]

[i734.photobucket.com image 446x640]


Ahhhh, Right. I forgot...
 
2013-06-29 06:37:27 AM
A gang member at 56 years old?
 
2013-06-29 06:39:55 AM
What gang was he in, the ate-the-hill gang?
 
2013-06-29 06:41:40 AM
Watch out, that guy probably has MAD Kung Fu skills. And some Hustle.
 
2013-06-29 07:01:46 AM
HAHAHAHAHA That dude's goatee! It's perfectly positioned equatorial, separating his face's northern and southern hemispheres.

/I'm lovin' it!
 
2013-06-29 07:51:14 AM
Must be froggy mating season. Mugshot was taken mid-croak.
 
2013-06-29 07:52:21 AM
If that's false imprisonment, is his non-false imprisonment going to consist of someone holding his arm for 32 months?
 
2013-06-29 08:34:53 AM
Scrotum Chin!
 
2013-06-29 08:43:00 AM
4 twenty 5, jeezus.
 
2013-06-29 09:08:39 AM
"....attempted to flee over the yard's fence...."

HAHAHAHA!!!
Yes I will laugh at your fat ass.
 
2013-06-29 09:30:12 AM
OH SH*T IT'S MR CREOSOTE!!
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2013-06-29 09:50:36 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He may be a gang member, but I think we can safely assume he was not using meth


He's in CA so he's probably in the Chips. The Blobs are Eastsiiiiide.
 
2013-06-29 09:53:02 AM
That was meant as a reply to Gyrfalcon. But whatever works.
 
2013-06-29 09:58:46 AM
Did you get a good look at the man who tried to kidnap you?  Are there any distinguishing physical features?
Uh yeah... one thing comes to mind.
 
2013-06-29 10:14:50 AM
We can only hope someone was playing "Baby Elephant Walk" on a tuba during his attempted escape.
 
2013-06-29 11:10:26 AM
He won't spend a day in jail. His rich uncle, who just happens to be the CEO of Exxon, will put his powerful lawyers on it.
 
2013-06-29 12:00:11 PM
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2013-06-29 12:52:59 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: OH SH*T IT'S MR CREOSOTE!!


And now for inexplicably large amounts of vomiting...

/Love that film
//Have I got to vaginal juices?
 
2013-06-29 12:59:41 PM

megarian: MaudlinMutantMollusk: He may be a gang member, but I think we can safely assume he was not using meth

He's in CA so he's probably in the Chips. The Blobs are Eastsiiiiide.


I declare you the winner of this thread.

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if you peel off the foil you'll find chocolate inside
 
2013-06-29 01:12:10 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: Being that obese has goiter be tough...


4.bp.blogspot.com

"IT'S NOT A GOITAH!!!"
 
2013-06-29 02:22:31 PM

Gordon Bennett: megarian: MaudlinMutantMollusk: He may be a gang member, but I think we can safely assume he was not using meth

He's in CA so he's probably in the Chips. The Blobs are Eastsiiiiide.

I declare you the winner of this thread.



if you peel off the foil you'll find chocolate inside


Yessssss!
 
2013-06-29 02:27:14 PM

Hoopy Frood: If that's false imprisonment, is his non-false imprisonment going to consist of someone holding his arm for 32 months?


this

Espinoza was being held on charges of false imprisonment, child annoyance, and gang enhancements when he was arrested last year.

In other news child annoyance is a crime.
 
2013-06-29 03:04:09 PM

NotARocketScientist: Hoopy Frood: If that's false imprisonment, is his non-false imprisonment going to consist of someone holding his arm for 32 months?

this

Espinoza was being held on charges of false imprisonment, child annoyance, and gang enhancements when he was arrested last year.

In other news child annoyance is a crime.


Unfortunately, that is 'annoying a child', not 'a child being annoying to adults'.
 
2013-06-29 04:51:53 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He may be a gang member, but I think we can safely assume he was not using meth


Maybe he should start.
 
2013-06-29 05:46:31 PM
Walker: i.qkme.me

GET IN MY BELLY CHIN!
 
2013-06-29 06:07:23 PM

Narnboy: NotARocketScientist: Hoopy Frood: If that's false imprisonment, is his non-false imprisonment going to consist of someone holding his arm for 32 months?

this

Espinoza was being held on charges of false imprisonment, child annoyance, and gang enhancements when he was arrested last year.

In other news child annoyance is a crime.

Unfortunately, that is 'annoying a child', not 'a child being annoying to adults'.


So I can't tell 'em to get off my lawn?
 
2013-06-30 12:42:25 PM
Was going to say the guy has more chins than a Chinese phonebook, but obviously he only has one giant chin.
 
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