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(OC Weekly)   For you Farkers in CA, I present a secret In-N-Out menu item you didn't know about, Monkey Style   (blogs.ocweekly.com) divider line 24
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2013-06-29 02:11:41 AM  
3 votes:

Bob Falfa: urger: Dude, everyone knows about the In & Out secret menu.

True dat.

Also, they make about the worst fries on the planet.
Either soggy, nasty lifeless, tiny things or, if you ask them to actually, you know, cook them, they're just as bad.


The secret to the Fries is that they don't blanch their fries. Which is why they have that lifeless, soggy, sort of sullen texture.

Fries, to become crisp and lovely, need to get that moisture out of that 'tater. Which is why most places blach the fries first. Not in water, but in oil. It forces some of that pesky water out, and when allowed to cool--as the fries will continue to steam--you then drop the bastiches in 350 degree oil, and you get crispness.

Straight from the cutter and into oil, you are getting a sodden mess. Which is why I pass on the suckers.
2013-06-29 12:31:06 AM  
3 votes:
And yet, it's still overrated.
2013-06-29 12:27:01 PM  
2 votes:

Alexia Ikyu: I tried a In-N-Out meal and I found they are on par with McDonalds for quality.  Thin patties and cheap buns.  The fries are the cheap shoe string variety that comes from Sysco.  Worse is that I go and try to order a burger with bacon.  "We don't serve bacon."  NO BACON?!  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!  After being told this place was on par with Five Guys and finding it was a dumbed down McDonalds I question the accuracy of the people telling me this.


www.supermanofsteel.com

Not a fan of their fries either, but that is just a completely false statement.
2013-06-29 09:56:24 AM  
2 votes:
Ah, OC Weekly.  Gotta love the adds for pot dispensaries and hookers on the same pages, followed by articles about the evils of capitalism and the Ask a Mexican / hate on the white man section.

Why yes, it is a liberal rag, why do you ask?

/I have to say the investigative writings on Sheriff Carona and The Hadle Three were awesome.

// In N Out - double patty, protein style (wrapped in lettuce instead of bread), both kinds of onions for the win.
///yes the fries suck.
2013-06-29 09:23:00 AM  
2 votes:
I tried a In-N-Out meal and I found they are on par with McDonalds for quality.  Thin patties and cheap buns.  The fries are the cheap shoe string variety that comes from Sysco.  Worse is that I go and try to order a burger with bacon.  "We don't serve bacon."  NO BACON?!  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!  After being told this place was on par with Five Guys and finding it was a dumbed down McDonalds I question the accuracy of the people telling me this.
2013-06-29 09:08:05 AM  
2 votes:
I prefer a place called "The grill on my back porch"
It's a grill, on my back porch.
2013-06-29 08:47:26 AM  
2 votes:

Fibro: Oh, and even though Chick-fil-a is full of bigots,


Speaking of people making broad, sweeping generalizations and sticking to those prejudices without tolerance, especially considering that you seem to think that every employee holds to the beliefs of the owner without any evidence to support that belief.  At least I can't challenge your taste buds.
2013-06-29 07:43:01 AM  
2 votes:
What's a Monkey Style burger, you ask? It's a burger stuffed with Animal Style fries (french fries, cheese, grilled onions and spread). Go ahead and let that sink in for a moment.

Yeah, okay, we get it.  At In-N-Out, you just can order off the normal menu and enjoy a tasty meal, or you can ask them to slap a bunch of stuff off their normal menu together and call it secret so you feel like you have some sort of insider knowledge.  Know this: it's stupid, especially the above "Monkey Style".  Burgers come with spread and cheese, and you can ask for grilled onions (OMG SEKRIT!) so all you're doing is adding a gloppy mess of overkill to what is a decently proportioned burger.
2013-06-29 07:37:06 AM  
2 votes:
Do the owners of In-N-Out still give massive amounts of money to evangelical organizations that push extreme bills that take away the rights of women and gays?  Yes?  Then they can get fark themselves.
2013-06-29 02:13:02 AM  
2 votes:

hubiestubert: Bob Falfa: urger: Dude, everyone knows about the In & Out secret menu.

True dat.

Also, they make about the worst fries on the planet.
Either soggy, nasty lifeless, tiny things or, if you ask them to actually, you know, cook them, they're just as bad.

The secret to the Fries is that they don't blanch their fries. Which is why they have that lifeless, soggy, sort of sullen texture.

Fries, to become crisp and lovely, need to get that moisture out of that 'tater. Which is why most places blach the fries first. Not in water, but in oil. It forces some of that pesky water out, and when allowed to cool--as the fries will continue to steam--you then drop the bastiches in 350 degree oil, and you get crispness.

Straight from the cutter and into oil, you are getting a sodden mess. Which is why I pass on the suckers.


Blanch. Dammit sake, Y U mAke me type dumb?
2013-06-29 12:46:26 PM  
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: And bacon sucks anyway

/Ducks


Mmm...bacon ducks
2013-06-29 12:05:09 PM  
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: I prefer a place called "The grill on my back porch"
It's a grill, on my back porch.


Hey, I've heard of that place.  It's right next to "The smoker on my back porch".  Where they will be serving some salmon later this evening.
2013-06-29 09:57:27 AM  
1 votes:
Does it come with its own defibrillator?
2013-06-29 09:37:33 AM  
1 votes:
There's a little place here called Burger Bungalow in Vancouver, WA. They serve homemade potato chips with their burgers and use a specific Oregon ranch as their source of their meat. They have a spicy burger and chip combo called Shut Yo Mouth. Most delicious burger I've ever had.

/Lived on both coasts.
//Nothing beats the local joints if you know where to go.
2013-06-29 09:01:26 AM  
1 votes:

06Wahoo: Fibro: Oh, and even though Chick-fil-a is full of bigots,

Speaking of people making broad, sweeping generalizations and sticking to those prejudices without tolerance, especially considering that you seem to think that every employee holds to the beliefs of the owner without any evidence to support that belief.  At least I can't challenge your taste buds.


Oh, so what you're saying is that after the owners spoke their bigot minds, there wasn't a showing of support for the establishment?  Okay, buddy. :)
2013-06-29 08:52:42 AM  
1 votes:
So much for you guys knowing the secret menu. Order "fries, well" and you'll get golden, delicious, CRISPY fries like you want.
2013-06-29 07:54:09 AM  
1 votes:

YoOjo: YoOjo: It's just food, does it matter what it actually is? Just eat something, anything and get on with your day. When did we become so picky that one form of protein is acceptable yet another, incredibly similar one is unacceptable?
Go grab some cous-cous, pour some hot water on it, sprinkle some salt & pepper on it to aid the saliva and you're done and ready for more important stuff.
Food is fuel, not a lifestyle choice.

I meant this, not that


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2013-06-29 07:49:33 AM  
1 votes:
Here in the OC we have a 5 Guys and an In-N-Out within 3 minutes of each other on Beach Blvd. After doing a number of taste tests I can definitively say In-N-Out is far superior. 5 Guys burgers aren't even as good as Jack in the Crack.
2013-06-29 07:26:06 AM  
1 votes:
Fattie thread.

You are gonna die a fat induced death, fatsos.
2013-06-29 01:57:53 AM  
1 votes:
Is that when the server forms your whole order into a ball and then throws it at you?
2013-06-28 11:47:02 PM  
1 votes:
I think that link gave me chlamydia.
2013-06-28 10:27:58 PM  
1 votes:

phamwaa: Oh, joy. Another super-secret menu item that I can't order because THEY WON"T OPEN A STORE HERE.

/Waiting for the Sonic to open in the Rock, kthxbye


Sonic can be pretty nasty
2013-06-28 10:21:41 PM  
1 votes:
the word "overkill" springs to mind

/greasy, delicious overkill
2013-06-28 10:07:52 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, joy. Another super-secret menu item that I can't order because THEY WON"T OPEN A STORE HERE.

/Waiting for the Sonic to open in the Rock, kthxbye
 
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