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2013-06-29 12:04:35 AM
They didn't have have Dodge Ram 4x4 on there so I guess I will just rely on fellow Farkers to inform me of my stereotype.
 
2013-06-29 12:35:37 AM
My first car was a Boss 302 Mustang.  One day the hood blew off into my face.  That was about the fifth worst thing that happened to me with that damned automobile.
 
2013-06-29 12:41:08 AM
What's the stereotype of a driver of a Toyota Tundra?
 
2013-06-29 01:05:45 AM
Old was muscular gay guy for a Wrangler?

/Around here it's muscular blonde women
//with a German Shepard by her side
 
2013-06-29 01:26:37 AM

Beerguy: They didn't have have Dodge Ram 4x4 on there so I guess I will just rely on fellow Farkers to inform me of my stereotype.


You're insecure about your ride?
 
2013-06-29 03:22:32 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Forgot one.
 
2013-06-29 04:31:51 AM
What about the diesel VW Golf?

/used to drive a Jeep Wrangler
//not gay
///or muscular
 
2013-06-29 04:34:07 AM
Lots of effort... poor results.
 
2013-06-29 04:34:31 AM
Mustang
Old: Successful salesman whose wife lets him buy it for a weekend toy
Now: Fratboy douches and their girlfriends
 
2013-06-29 04:38:19 AM
Hooray, I'm not stereotyped!
 
2013-06-29 04:55:45 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Old was muscular gay guy for a Wrangler?

/Around here it's muscular blonde women
//with a German Shepard by her side


Pregnant with John Connor?
 
2013-06-29 04:58:25 AM
I love my Murano, I guess it's too new to have a stereo type yet.
For some reason it seems to be considered more of a chick car, even though it looks more masculine to me, especially the older model with the huge tires.
 
2013-06-29 05:06:02 AM
my brother drives a Camaro and he's a power-top!
 
2013-06-29 05:13:22 AM
What about those of who don't even own a tv car?
 
2013-06-29 05:16:30 AM
What if you drive a Reliant Robin or a Moskvitch 408?
 
2013-06-29 05:24:12 AM

Twilight Farkle: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x358]

Forgot one.


Max Fischer approves.
 
2013-06-29 05:27:59 AM

Twilight Farkle: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x358]

Forgot one.


www.topgear.com
 
2013-06-29 05:34:07 AM
Dodge ram 4x4

Hung like a hampster and can't park to save his life
Or
Married to a guy that is hung like a hampster so sleeps with lots of black guys
 
2013-06-29 05:35:16 AM
No mention of Crown Victoria, does this mean I'm not stereotyped? Awesome.
 
2013-06-29 05:49:34 AM

ilgette: No mention of Crown Victoria, does this mean I'm not stereotyped? Awesome.


Crown Vic depends

White, black, dark blue = thinks he is a cop

Any other color = old
 
GBB
2013-06-29 05:50:23 AM

ilgette: No mention of Crown Victoria, does this mean I'm not stereotyped? Awesome.


Old:  Cops
New: Wannabe cops or someone >80yoa
 
2013-06-29 05:50:40 AM

ilgette: No mention of Crown Victoria, does this mean I'm not stereotyped? Awesome.


Sorry, that one's taken too.
Old: wannabe cop
New: old guy that was a wannabe cop
 
2013-06-29 05:51:40 AM
I think it's confirmed on the Crown Vic.
 
2013-06-29 05:53:55 AM
Tag promised it was amusing.  I was not amused.  Maybe I need more booze
 
2013-06-29 05:59:42 AM

cardex: Dodge ram 4x4

Hung like a hampster and can't park to save his life
Or
Married to a guy that is hung like a hampster so sleeps with lots of black guys


What about "can't spell hamster"?
 
2013-06-29 06:04:58 AM
You shall not stereotype my 2010 Kia Forte. Mostly because who bothers stereotyping kias? The only real stereotype they have i that they're cheap as fark, and that's not even as true anymore. It used to be that you could buy a brand new Kia Rio for ~6k. Those were so minimal... no A/C, no power steering, no power locks, non-existent legroom and so tiny that crashing one into a van would hardly dent the van (I know that by experience, wrecked my Rio, but the cable service van I hit suffered almost no damage... they didn't even file a claim). They used to give away a Rio with the purchase of their SUV or full-size sedan - a two for one sale at a car dealership!

Now Rios sell for 13/14k, and actually have features.
 
2013-06-29 06:11:00 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: cardex: Dodge ram 4x4

Hung like a hampster and can't park to save his life
Or
Married to a guy that is hung like a hampster so sleeps with lots of black guys

What about "can't spell hamster"?


Did not notice autocorrect got me on that one, I think Siri wants to dance
 
2013-06-29 06:28:46 AM
Anything with a manual: caveman
 
2013-06-29 06:40:42 AM
Wow, what a not even remotely definitive list... I remember why I usually don't bother with Gawker links again.
 
2013-06-29 06:55:44 AM
WHAT THE FARK? No Hyundai Vera Cruz ... anywhere! Now how am I supposed to tell the kids in a cartoonishly descriptive way that their father has given up on his rock star dreams and sexual aspirations, only to have replaced them with AWD and a leather steering wheel?

www.charismanews.com

/It's all worth it
 
2013-06-29 06:58:54 AM

aerojockey: Anything with a manual: caveman


Anything with a manual in summer: caveman
Anything with a manual in winter: laughing at your stuck/spun-out arse

/manual, still hate winter
 
2013-06-29 07:03:11 AM

sewnandsilent: WHAT THE FARK? No Hyundai Vera Cruz ... anywhere! Now how am I supposed to tell the kids in a cartoonishly descriptive way that their father has given up on his rock star dreams and sexual aspirations, only to have replaced them with AWD and a leather steering wheel?



/It's all worth it


Yes someday all threads will be baby-worship threads. Until then, try to stay on topic.
 
2013-06-29 07:16:07 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: What's the stereotype of a driver of a Toyota Tundra?


Somebody who thinks that consumer reports is the word of god,and has never owned an actual truck*.

/*and you still don't!
 
2013-06-29 07:16:28 AM
But baby cat pictures are OK.
 
2013-06-29 07:16:37 AM

cardex: Dodge ram 4x4

Hung like a hampster and can't park to save his life
Or
Married to a guy that is hung like a hampster so sleeps with lots of black guys


Or, to put it mathematically:

Sp =k* 1/Sc

Where Sc is size of the car, k is a proportionality constant and Sp is penis size.
 
2013-06-29 07:17:50 AM

Beerguy: They didn't have have Dodge Ram 4x4 on there so I guess I will just rely on fellow Farkers to inform me of my stereotype.


You like driving junkboxes?

/Are you on your 3rd or 4th transfer case?
 
2013-06-29 07:30:36 AM

Beerguy: They didn't have have Dodge Ram 4x4 on there so I guess I will just rely on fellow Farkers to inform me of my stereotype.


Please tell us you went all the way for the Big Horn edition.
 
2013-06-29 07:40:10 AM
I was surprised they didn't list Miatas with gay hairdressers.
 
2013-06-29 07:42:11 AM
Hummers: you're a douche.
 
2013-06-29 07:47:06 AM

DoomPaul: I was surprised they didn't list Miatas with gay hairdressers.


So you bought the Ram Big Horn?
 
2013-06-29 07:50:12 AM
What would Leaf drivers be?
 
2013-06-29 07:53:53 AM
fishduck.com

Thank goodness there are no negative stereotypes associated with the family truckster.
 
2013-06-29 07:55:41 AM

Shirley Ujest: Hummers: you're a douche.


Hummer H2: Soccer mom in denial.
Hummer H3: Dropped on head repeatedly as an infant.
 
2013-06-29 07:56:52 AM

seelorq: DoomPaul: I was surprised they didn't list Miatas with gay hairdressers.

So you bought the Ram Big Horn?


theopenscroll.com
 
2013-06-29 07:57:24 AM

DoomPaul: I was surprised they didn't list Miatas with gay hairdressers.


Who's gonna fit a 6-inch pompadour into a Miata?
 
2013-06-29 07:58:10 AM

DoomPaul: I was surprised they didn't list Miatas with gay hairdressers.


Saying gay hairdresser is redundant
 
2013-06-29 07:59:08 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: What's the stereotype of a driver of a Toyota Tundra?


Terrorist.  Same thing applies to about any Toyota you can find both in the US and in whatever Islamist hellhole they're fighting.
If you wanted to go further and talk about their compacts, you could also say carbomber.
 
2013-06-29 08:01:40 AM
Have Similar

carphotos.cardomain.com

trading in something like this :

static.cargurus.com

For probably this:

www.ford.com
 
2013-06-29 08:04:53 AM

Shirley Ujest: Hummers: you're a douche.


They don't exist anymore. They all either broke, were crashed or the few that survived were sold off for pennies on the dollar because they stopped being trendy among the sorts of idiots who would buy such a ridiculous thing in the first place.
 
2013-06-29 08:16:17 AM

maddogdelta: cardex: Dodge ram 4x4

Hung like a hampster and can't park to save his life
Or
Married to a guy that is hung like a hampster so sleeps with lots of black guys

Or, to put it mathematically:

Sp =k* 1/Sc

Where Sc is size of the car, k is a proportionality constant and Sp is penis size.


So if I drive a Geo Metro people will think I have a 12 incher?
 
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