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(WPTV)   Florida's "foxy thieves"... not so foxy   (wptv.com) divider line 54
    More: Florida, The Woman-Identified Woman, Broward County Sheriff's Office, yolo, Dani Moschella  
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2013-06-28 09:06:56 PM  
"They're attractive women that go into a bar ..."


No, actually they're not.
 
2013-06-28 11:47:21 PM  
There is something wrong with all their-alls faces.
 
2013-06-28 11:47:33 PM  
Thought this was a repeat, but this is *another* set of 4 women criminals

*facepalm*
 
2013-06-29 01:22:41 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 01:31:10 AM  
Foxy ... maybe after a 6 pack
 
2013-06-29 02:05:33 AM  

feckingmorons: "They're attractive women that go into a bar ..."


No, actually they're not.


Bucky Katt: Foxy ... maybe after a 6 pack


Last call "attractive"

/coyote ugly
 
2013-06-29 03:20:00 AM  
I would just like to point out that Ryan is not traditionally a girl's name.  The blond may come with an extra surprise.
 
2013-06-29 03:21:25 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/oblig
 
2013-06-29 03:25:36 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-29 03:27:06 AM  
Because subby's such a hunk.

i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-29 03:27:23 AM  
Thanks subby.
You owe me 20 gals. eye bleach.
Then again, any dumbass falls for them deserves it.
 
2013-06-29 03:31:18 AM  
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2013-06-29 03:56:57 AM  
Considering that those are arrest photos, which are naturally unflattering, and only show them from the neck up, I wouldn't be too quick to accuse them of not being attractive.

Except the one shown in the photo at lower right photo.  She's a beast.
 
2013-06-29 04:01:19 AM  
... not so foxy

Well, no point in clicking the link then.
 
2013-06-29 04:03:59 AM  

doglover: Because subby's such a hunk.

[i25.photobucket.com image 800x640]


Since when is one's own beauty a requirement for judging that of others? Can a midget not comment on the height of others? Don't be stupid.

/oh, wait, maybe I need an IQ test before I can say that
//The one in the NE corner ain't half bad
 
2013-06-29 04:06:45 AM  
Well one of them kind of looks like Foxy Brown, if that counts
 
2013-06-29 04:13:27 AM  
I'd have fallen for their trap.  Clap.  Supper Snapper.   Shamma Lamma Ding Dong.  Pussy for you long time  con.
 
2013-06-29 04:29:38 AM  
The phrase smokin' hot is curiously absent from the headline....what gives man!
 
2013-06-29 04:32:19 AM  
I love you long time.

At least they left the guy his kidneys, Sidney.
 
2013-06-29 04:35:11 AM  
They're not so bad.


You haven't seen my wife.
 
2013-06-29 04:37:37 AM  
I'm assuming subby is overjoyed with the recent gay marriage decision by the supreme court.
 
2013-06-29 04:40:39 AM  
Subhanna Beyah??

/broke my spell checker
 
2013-06-29 04:47:40 AM  
Top right isn't bad, especially for a mugshot.
 
2013-06-29 04:48:58 AM  

StillInFayettestan: Subhanna Beyah??

/broke my spell checker


Is it spelled like it's pronounced, or pronounced like it's spelled?
 
2013-06-29 04:50:17 AM  
'Subhanna Beyah (upper left), Ryan Elkins (upper right), Johnnina Miller (lower left), Keshia Clark (upper right).'

so the white chick has 2 names and the skinny black chick has none?
 
2013-06-29 05:03:47 AM  
Farkings chuds, the lot of them.
 
2013-06-29 05:38:24 AM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: I would just like to point out that Ryan is not traditionally a girl's name.  The blond may come with an extra surprise.


gubment says she's a girl

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Ryan_Elkins_8453797/
 
2013-06-29 06:03:29 AM  

doglover: Because subby's such a hunk.


Whoah! Dude, you should warn people before posting a pic of your mom!
 
2013-06-29 06:07:18 AM  
Scott Rosen, 54, told CNN two of the suspects paired up when they worked the scam on him. Rosen said met the two women at YOLO, a popular bar in Fort Lauderdale's business district, and the three left the bar for his house. There, Rosen said, one of the women distracted him while the other made him a drink.
"I got drugged," Rosen said.
The next thing Rosen remembers is waking up to discover over $250,000 worth of his personal items gone -- handguns, diamonds and a Rolex watch he was wearing -- along with the women.


Maybe it's just me but I am having a really, really difficult time working up any sympathy at all for the victim here.
 
2013-06-29 06:09:50 AM  
That's why it pays to be fat and ugly...if anyone above a 2 comes and hits on you, you automatically know its a scam

/Though it's questionable if any of these people are above a 2
//studman69
 
2013-06-29 06:16:27 AM  
Las Olas has really gone downhill.

/Still pretentious.
//Sub-Hanna?
 
2013-06-29 06:26:39 AM  
"They're attractive women that go into a bar and they have a scam and they work it again and again," said Dani Moschella, a spokeswoman for the sheriff's office.

The one on the bottom left is downright fugly... The others could pass to someone as attractive but not that toad.
 
2013-06-29 06:51:46 AM  
"They're attractive women that go into a bar and they have a scam and they work it again and again,"

My ex wives started a theft ring?
 
2013-06-29 07:44:53 AM  
Black, right?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-06-29 08:07:41 AM  
 
2013-06-29 08:22:06 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

The girl is crafty, she knows all the moves
I started playing records, she knew all the grooves
He thought she was a thief and D was right
But I just figured she'd spend the night

When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers

The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind, she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home
 
2013-06-29 08:22:30 AM  
I only clicked the link in hopes of seeing a pic of all of them in one fall swoop.  Leaving satisfied.  They are much less attractive than I expected.  Satisfied with that aspect too.
 
2013-06-29 08:30:32 AM  

durbnpoisn: I only clicked the link in hopes of seeing a pic of all of them in one fall swoop.  Leaving satisfied.  They are much less attractive than I expected.  Satisfied with that aspect too.


fell
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-29 08:42:50 AM  
Unlike the last Florida female foursome, this group doesn't have meth as an excuse for looking kind of nasty.
 
2013-06-29 08:47:43 AM  
If you go to a bar called "YOLO" you deserve what happens to you.
 
2013-06-29 08:51:10 AM  

DanZero: Thought this was a repeat, but this is *another* set of 4 women criminals

*facepalm*


There is more than 8 of those fugly biatches here in Florida, trust me on that.  On the other hand, a 4 here is like a 10 in Phillie.
 
2013-06-29 08:55:57 AM  
These are the type of women I'd expect to meet at a bar called YOLO.
 
2013-06-29 09:00:26 AM  

The_Original_Roxtar: If you go to a bar called "YOLO" you deserve what happens to you.


So apparently I spent 8 minutes perusing this thread and the article.

I need to rethink my life.
 
2013-06-29 09:18:38 AM  
5-MeO-DIPT
 
2013-06-29 09:32:08 AM  

feckingmorons: "They're attractive women that go into a bar ..."
No, actually they're not.


--- THIS.
BLARGH!!!
 
2013-06-29 09:48:50 AM  

Farkbert: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 400x401]

The girl is crafty, she knows all the moves
I started playing records, she knew all the grooves
He thought she was a thief and D was right
But I just figured she'd spend the night

When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers

The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind, she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home


Last night, thinkin' 'bout last night.
 
2013-06-29 09:50:21 AM  
SFW YouTube video of an old song:   We Like Ugly Women
http://youtu.be/btlt0w67PmY

/up yours beautiful gals!
//. ;-)
 
2013-06-29 09:54:19 AM  

puddleonfire: feckingmorons: "They're attractive women that go into a bar ..."
No, actually they're not.

--- THIS.
BLARGH!!!


Bars are dark, and you are drunk. I've brought home worse.
 
2013-06-29 09:56:14 AM  

Farkbert: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 400x401]

The girl is crafty, she knows all the moves
I started playing records, she knew all the grooves
He thought she was a thief and D was right
But I just figured she'd spend the night

When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers

The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind, she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home


Got into the cab, the cab driver said, I recognize your girlie from the back of her head.
 
2013-06-29 09:58:23 AM  
top right, maybe.
 
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