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(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)   Man uses Craiglist to find a couple he can watch have sex. Instead, they leave him naked, penniless and alone   (sgvtribune.com) divider line 85
    More: Dumbass, Craiglist, Human sexual activity, Covina, San Dimas  
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2013-06-28 09:12:05 PM  
PENISLESS?

Oh.  Uh.  Er.  Nevermind.
 
2013-06-28 09:19:30 PM  
All I can say about this is San Dimas Highschool football rules.
 
2013-06-28 09:20:31 PM  
I never understand the naked part, at least let the poor chap keep his underthings on.
 
2013-06-28 09:21:02 PM  
What jerkoffs
 
2013-06-28 09:23:08 PM  
Like they should do with Paula Deen?
 
2013-06-28 09:23:10 PM  
FTA The male robber was described as Latino, about 29 years old, 5 feet 6 inches tall, and 230 pounds, Vega said. The female robber was also Latina and about 29 years old. She was 5 feet 4 inches tall and about 140 pounds

Lovely.
 
2013-06-28 09:24:14 PM  
"The male robber was described as Latino, about 29 years old, 5 feet 6 inches tall, and 230 pounds, Vega said. The female robber was also Latina and about 29 years old. She was 5 feet 4 inches tall and about 140 pounds."

Who wouldn't want to watch that feat of engineering?
 
2013-06-28 09:24:20 PM  
OBVIOUS tag?
 
2013-06-28 09:24:43 PM  
The robbers were also believed to gave a gun with them.

That's an odd sentence.
 
2013-06-28 09:24:52 PM  

tchau: All I can say about this is San Dimas Highschool football rules.


Wow, I thought that was a fictional community.
 
2013-06-28 09:26:14 PM  
"so the victim and female suspect could have sex while the male suspect watched"

*sigh*

RTFA people.
 
2013-06-28 09:29:52 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: PENISLESS?

Oh.  Uh.  Er.  Nevermind.


Yeah. My thought, too.
 
2013-06-28 09:30:12 PM  
So... they married him?
 
2013-06-28 09:30:16 PM  
He's cold and he's ashamed, lying naked on the floor
 
2013-06-28 09:30:53 PM  
pfft. i would have taken his kidney too.

those things are worth money, you know
 
2013-06-28 09:33:24 PM  
Naked, penniless and alone.

Just another Friday night for most Farkers, amirite?
 
2013-06-28 09:34:12 PM  
A man who rendezvoused with a couple for sex

I need pictures of this rendezvoused -ening of which they speak.

/for research
 
2013-06-28 09:35:37 PM  
What an Assball.
 
2013-06-28 09:35:50 PM  
Well, that wasn't a very happy ending.
 
2013-06-28 09:37:51 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: The robbers were also believed to gave a gun with them.

That's an odd sentence.


I gave a gun.
 
2013-06-28 09:37:55 PM  

you are a puppet: He's cold and he's ashamed, lying naked on the floor


You're a little late. He missed his chance at porn.
 
2013-06-28 09:39:06 PM  
So is his next move is to post this in the Craigslist "Missed Connections" or "Rant and Rave" section?
 
2013-06-28 09:41:36 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: PENISLESS?

Oh.  Uh.  Er.  Nevermind.


I see I'm not needed here.
 
2013-06-28 09:44:01 PM  
Poor guy should just get himself a girlfriend.  Wait.  Nevermind.  The end result would have been the same.
 
2013-06-28 09:44:03 PM  
could have been worse...

jpkcinemaadventures.files.wordpress.com

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-28 09:47:36 PM  

Brokenseas: Naked, penniless and alone.

Just another Friday night for most Farkers, amirite?


You work for the NSA, don't you?
 
2013-06-28 09:48:01 PM  
I like to watch

www.masterjules.net
 
2013-06-28 09:48:11 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: I never understand the naked part, at least let the poor chap keep his underthings on.


With normal people, being naked will delay them from contact the police longer than leaving them in underwear.

For me, and people like me, it will get the police there A LOT faster.
 
2013-06-28 09:49:58 PM  

skinink: So is his next move is to post this in the Craigslist "Missed Connections" or "Rant and Rave" section?


Saw you at the Motel 6. You were a 5'4 Latina, 140 pounds. I was the 38 y/o guy who stank of desperation. You smiled at me as your obese boyfriend put a knife to my throat but I didn't get a chance to talk to you before the police came. Tell me what I wasn't wearing.
 
2013-06-28 09:50:14 PM  

you are a puppet: He's cold and he's ashamed, lying naked on the floor


1998 called. They want your obscure reference back.
 
2013-06-28 09:50:52 PM  
If I were a couple who robbed a guy from Craigslist where would I go? WATERLOO!!!
 
2013-06-28 09:51:27 PM  
Story of my life, dude.  Story of my life.
 
2013-06-28 09:52:28 PM  
"When the victim disrobed, the suspects took the victim's clothes, money and vehicle," Vega said.

Reminds me of the time when one of my cousins hatched a similar plan.  She conned some neighbor kid into a show-me-yours-and-I'll-show-you-mine game in the barn.  As soon as he was naked, she grabbed his clothes, ran in the house, and locked the door.  Her brother eventually gave the kid some clothes so he didn't have to walk home naked.  He would have got a beating for sure if his dad saw him walk in the house naked.
 
2013-06-28 09:54:35 PM  

TinyFist: "so the victim and female suspect could have sex while the male suspect watched"

*sigh*

RTFA people.


Yeah, it's amazing how bad some people are at that.
 
2013-06-28 09:58:19 PM  

Loren: TinyFist: "so the victim and female suspect could have sex while the male suspect watched"

*sigh*

RTFA people.

Yeah, it's amazing how bad some people are at that.


It's amazing how some people don't realize that one of the Fark headline memes is to mix up the basic facts of a story.  It gets a big comment count when people feel the need to correct the submitter because "someone is wrong on the internet".
 
2013-06-28 10:00:17 PM  

jtown: "When the victim disrobed, the suspects took the victim's clothes, money and vehicle," Vega said.

Reminds me of the time when one of my cousins hatched a similar plan.  She conned some neighbor kid into a show-me-yours-and-I'll-show-you-mine game in the barn.  As soon as he was naked, she grabbed his clothes, ran in the house, and locked the door.  Her brother eventually gave the kid some clothes so he didn't have to walk home naked.  He would have got a beating for sure if his dad saw him walk in the house naked.


I suspect it was being in the barn nekked that he woulda gotten the beating for.
 
2013-06-28 10:01:29 PM  
So a fairly typical Farker date then?
 
2013-06-28 10:02:29 PM  
It was worth it.
 
2013-06-28 10:06:01 PM  

cynicalbastard: jtown: "When the victim disrobed, the suspects took the victim's clothes, money and vehicle," Vega said.

Reminds me of the time when one of my cousins hatched a similar plan.  She conned some neighbor kid into a show-me-yours-and-I'll-show-you-mine game in the barn.  As soon as he was naked, she grabbed his clothes, ran in the house, and locked the door.  Her brother eventually gave the kid some clothes so he didn't have to walk home naked.  He would have got a beating for sure if his dad saw him walk in the house naked.

I suspect it was being in the barn nekked that he woulda gotten the beating for.


+1 for proper use of the word "nekked"

/if you have no clothes on, you're naked.
//if you have no clothes on and you're up to something, you're nekked"
///RIP Lewis Grizzard
 
2013-06-28 10:08:52 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: you are a puppet: He's cold and he's ashamed, lying naked on the floor

You're a little late. He missed his chance at porn.


[golfclap.jpg]
 
2013-06-28 10:09:51 PM  

you are a puppet: skinink: ... Tell me what I wasn't wearing.


Pride.
 
2013-06-28 10:11:12 PM  
How desperate does one have to be to engage in such risky behaviour. CL is for unloading your furniture OR buying furniture. Anything sexual related will most likely get you robbed, killed or both.
 
2013-06-28 10:13:03 PM  
This weird, unfortunate situation notwithstanding, is it illegal for a couple to charge people to watch them (the couple) have sex? Assuming that the observer doesn't participate, it doesn't seem like prostitution.

This made me think of Three Million Yen by Yukio Mishima, only a lot sleazier with what I imagine to be 3 really ugly people.
 
2013-06-28 10:13:31 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: How desperate does one have to be to engage in such risky behaviour. CL is for unloading your furniture OR buying furniture. Anything sexual related will most likely get you robbed, killed or both.


If you don't get robbed or killed, you'll get the herp, AND the clap.
 
2013-06-28 10:15:02 PM  
foreveralone(andhorny).jpg
 
2013-06-28 10:15:21 PM  
Great Service.  Can someone send me a link to the ad, I have $2.82 in the bank and I'm feeling kinda smug about it.
 
2013-06-28 10:17:00 PM  
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

//Hotlinks.
 
2013-06-28 10:24:01 PM  
Maybe he should have tried Craigslist.
 
2013-06-28 10:24:27 PM  

jtown: "When the victim disrobed, the suspects took the victim's clothes, money and vehicle," Vega said.

Reminds me of the time when one of my cousins hatched a similar plan.  She conned some neighbor kid into a show-me-yours-and-I'll-show-you-mine game in the barn.  As soon as he was naked, she grabbed his clothes, ran in the house, and locked the door.  Her brother eventually gave the kid some clothes so he didn't have to walk home naked.  He would have got a beating for sure if his dad saw him walk in the house naked.


Was she your first cousin?  If so, ick, you should never let your first cousin talk you into such things.  I suspect that you would have gotten a beating for sure if your dad had figured out that it was your cousin that tricked you into getting naked.
 
2013-06-28 10:27:57 PM  
...so very alone
 
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