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(UPI)   Suspected feces from airplane falls on cars, driveway. "There's no way one bird could have done it, unless it was a pterodactyl"   (upi.com) divider line 18
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2013-06-29 04:08:14 AM  
3 votes:
THE AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION WARNED US THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

FIRST GAY MARRIAGE, NOW WE HAVE DINOSAURS shiatTING ON OUR CARS, FOLKS. REPENT! REPENT NOW AND FALL ON YOUR KNEES!
2013-06-28 06:39:43 PM  
2 votes:
Wanted for questioning
cdn.breitbart.com
2013-06-29 05:52:29 AM  
1 votes:

wildcardjack: [www.desicomments.com image 280x170]

Once upon a time a Colorado family had a massive chunk of blue ice crash into their apartment. It turned out to have fallen off an airplane coming into Denver International, back when the airport was closer to town. Well, at first the family was happy because the air conditioning had been broken and they enjoyed the relief, in a certain "fark the landlord" fashion. After a little while they started to notice the smell and understood they had been hit by an ICBM.


InContinent Bowel Missile?
2013-06-29 05:49:39 AM  
1 votes:

Gilligann: The family said they are convinced the foul-smelling substance was frozen to the side of an aircraft

That doesn't make much sense.

Unless they saw it fall from a plane, it was probably some neighborhood kids causing trouble.


It makes about as much sense as this:

However, Transport Canada said analysis of samples from the first incident indicated "the debris that fell on the Mississauga residence last week did not fall from an aircraft.

They analyzed it and determined it was not airplane poop?  Like no airplane DNA in it?
2013-06-29 04:31:36 AM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: uttertosh: Wait.. A Pterodactyl/Aeroplane coats two+ cars with shyte, in Flaw-da, and there isn't even a cellphone pic of the cars?

Didn't happen.

Lies. No one would post untrue things on the internet. That's against the law.


y'know something... usually when I go into someone's profile to find some truth to twist (usually comedically) I find something and run with it.

I went into your's, and all I came up with (after, like, 20 mins), was to fave you as 'cool dude'. The world, from my perspective, would be miles better off if more decent people made differences to others lives like you do.

Being a good guys isn't enough if you do nothing but sit on your ass. Being proactively good is awesome. Please, please, just keep being awesome, man!

/*hoofbump*
2013-06-29 03:58:16 AM  
1 votes:
Pterodactyls are just a tad bigger than parrots. Wake me up when Quetzalcoatluses start pooping on heads.
2013-06-29 03:45:19 AM  
1 votes:
img833.imageshack.us

Every time I get a wax I get ten feet from the car wash and POW! Bird shiat.
2013-06-29 03:22:42 AM  
1 votes:
2013-06-29 03:06:03 AM  
1 votes:

nekom: AIRPLANE TOILETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!


No, but they totally should.
2013-06-29 03:00:44 AM  
1 votes:
A lot of fun could be had in Toronto with a pumpkin cannon and some frozen manure right now.
2013-06-29 02:57:48 AM  
1 votes:
Lets be honest, it was probably pterrordactyls.
2013-06-29 02:54:41 AM  
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: pterodactyls are birds?


Only for Christians. Because they fly. I think.
2013-06-29 01:47:56 AM  
1 votes:

Bucky Katt: pterodactyls are birds?


Well... now
2013-06-28 09:56:22 PM  
1 votes:
What are the feces suspected of? Does it have anything to do with the Hernandez case?
2013-06-28 09:01:19 PM  
1 votes:
if i were a pilot, i would have an eject feces button installed. you know, for the lulz
2013-06-28 08:45:07 PM  
1 votes:
cps-static.rovicorp.com
"Looks like a condor flew over and took a sh*t in it!"
2013-06-28 06:40:03 PM  
1 votes:
www.pirate4x4.com

I'm Joe Dirt and you're Joe Meteor!
2013-06-28 06:37:16 PM  
1 votes:
Obligatory
veggie.buntch.net
 
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