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(UPI)   Suspected feces from airplane falls on cars, driveway. "There's no way one bird could have done it, unless it was a pterodactyl"   (upi.com) divider line 64
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2013-06-29 09:04:05 AM  

croesius: wildcardjack: [www.desicomments.com image 280x170]

Once upon a time a Colorado family had a massive chunk of blue ice crash into their apartment. It turned out to have fallen off an airplane coming into Denver International, back when the airport was closer to town. Well, at first the family was happy because the air conditioning had been broken and they enjoyed the relief, in a certain "fark the landlord" fashion. After a little while they started to notice the smell and understood they had been hit by an ICBM.

InContinent Bowel Missile?


InComing Bowel Movement
 
2013-06-29 09:14:22 AM  
"There's no way one bird could have done it, unless it was a pterodactyl."

Wat a farking idiot. Everyone knows the proper name is Pteranodon.
 
2013-06-29 09:38:15 AM  

rocketpants: Pteranodon


upload.wikimedia.org

rocketpants: pterodactyl


upload.wikimedia.org

Similar, but different.
 
2013-06-29 09:57:13 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Who said it was One bird?

I say it was Syncronyzed Flock Dump (SFD).

Obvious answer is obvious
 
2013-06-29 10:55:06 AM  
Imangine the stench if the airline had served White Castle or Taco Bell?
 
2013-06-29 11:02:07 AM  
I guess they could've made a hat or a broach with it.
 
2013-06-29 11:05:20 AM  
Am I in before the Peterdactyl?
 
2013-06-29 11:13:33 AM  
However, Transport Canada said analysis of samples from the first incident indicated "the debris that fell on the Mississauga residence last week did not fall from an aircraft. Consequently, the investigation is now closed."
I'm convinced. Airtight defense there.
 
2013-06-29 11:14:06 AM  
"It smelt really bad,"

Well, of course it did! You don't smelt feces... That's just going to make a mess and smell horrible!

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2013-06-29 11:25:55 AM  

dryknife: The Dave Matthews Band is touring?


and apparently is doing well enough to afford a private plane.
 
2013-06-29 12:15:25 PM  
Well shiat, no pics?
 
2013-06-29 12:21:08 PM  

Bucky Katt: pterodactyls are birds?


Sort of.

Birds are descended from dinosaurs, including the ptero-whatevers...
 
2013-06-29 12:54:31 PM  

TomD9938: FTHL : Suspected feces

[www.glidemagazine.com image 346x348]

from airplane

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x216]

falls on cars.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x223]

"There's no way one bird

[assets.rollingstone.com image 304x304]

could have done it.


Well done!
I'm starting to listen to a lot of Faces - but they are frustratingly 'blah'.
 
2013-06-29 12:59:14 PM  

wildcardjack: [www.desicomments.com image 280x170]

Once upon a time a Colorado family had a massive chunk of blue ice crash into their apartment. It turned out to have fallen off an airplane coming into Denver International, back when the airport was closer to town. Well, at first the family was happy because the air conditioning had been broken and they enjoyed the relief, in a certain "fark the landlord" fashion. After a little while they started to notice the smell and understood they had been hit by an ICBM.


Close, but you farked up the punchline.  It's icy bm.
 
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