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(UPI)   Suspected feces from airplane falls on cars, driveway. "There's no way one bird could have done it, unless it was a pterodactyl"   (upi.com) divider line 64
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2013-06-28 06:37:16 PM
Obligatory
veggie.buntch.net
 
2013-06-28 06:39:43 PM
Wanted for questioning
cdn.breitbart.com
 
2013-06-28 06:40:03 PM
www.pirate4x4.com

I'm Joe Dirt and you're Joe Meteor!
 
2013-06-28 07:01:13 PM
AIRPLANE TOILETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2013-06-28 07:25:29 PM

nekom: AIRPLANE TOILETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!


You've never hung your ass out the cavas side door of a J-3 Piper Cub.

I haven't either but still.
 
2013-06-28 08:45:07 PM
cps-static.rovicorp.com
"Looks like a condor flew over and took a sh*t in it!"
 
2013-06-28 09:01:19 PM
if i were a pilot, i would have an eject feces button installed. you know, for the lulz
 
2013-06-28 09:56:22 PM
What are the feces suspected of? Does it have anything to do with the Hernandez case?
 
2013-06-28 11:08:33 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: [www.pirate4x4.com image 500x351]

I'm Joe Dirt and you're Joe Meteor!


Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-29 01:37:03 AM
pterodactyls are birds?
 
2013-06-29 01:47:56 AM

Bucky Katt: pterodactyls are birds?


Well... now
 
2013-06-29 02:54:41 AM

Bucky Katt: pterodactyls are birds?


Only for Christians. Because they fly. I think.
 
2013-06-29 02:57:48 AM
Lets be honest, it was probably pterrordactyls.
 
2013-06-29 03:00:44 AM
A lot of fun could be had in Toronto with a pumpkin cannon and some frozen manure right now.
 
2013-06-29 03:00:57 AM
DNA samples, passenger manifest, problem solved.
 
2013-06-29 03:04:09 AM
How do they know for a fact that it came from the plane? Some kid in the neighborhood has a large slingshot, and a ready supply of ammo.
 
2013-06-29 03:04:25 AM
The family said they are convinced the foul-smelling substance was frozen to the side of an aircraft

That doesn't make much sense.

Unless they saw it fall from a plane, it was probably some neighborhood kids causing trouble.
 
2013-06-29 03:06:03 AM

nekom: AIRPLANE TOILETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!


No, but they totally should.
 
2013-06-29 03:07:23 AM
happens at regular intervals all over world, and it always turns out to be geese or ducks responsible

only thing missing from this story is that reporter usually gets some dumb plumber to say "I know what human sh*t looks like and that's human sh*t"
 
2013-06-29 03:08:54 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-29 03:12:37 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: [www.pirate4x4.com image 500x351]

I'm Joe Dirt and you're Joe Meteor!


It's a space peanut!
 
2013-06-29 03:14:04 AM
"What are feces?"
"Baby mice"
"Awwwwwww"

/better not be obscure
 
2013-06-29 03:16:02 AM
Alleged feces?  That should be Feces alleged to have fallen from an airplane.  Unless the feces did something.  Did it rob a bank, hijack an airplane, or hold up a liquor store.  Surely there is a Southpark fan who will read this and either find one already drawn, or photoshop a picture of the talking turd holding up someone.
 
2013-06-29 03:16:51 AM
Easiest way to determine if this came from an aircraft.

Airplanes have chemical toilets that flush. Check the residue for the tell-tale blue dye or chemical signature.
 
2013-06-29 03:18:38 AM

PaLarkin: Alleged feces?  That should be Feces alleged to have fallen from an airplane.  Unless the feces did something.


al·leged  
/əˈlejd/
Adjective
(of an incident or a person) Said, without proof, to have taken place or to have a specified illegal or undesirable quality.
Synonyms
supposed - reputed - so-called - professed
 
2013-06-29 03:22:42 AM
 
2013-06-29 03:27:58 AM
Pterodactyls are not birds, dipshiat hillbilly.
 
2013-06-29 03:33:23 AM
This story is crap without having an actual picture of the dookie in question.
 
2013-06-29 03:37:55 AM
There's no way one bird could have done it, unless it was a pterodactyl roc.
 
2013-06-29 03:39:34 AM
www.desicomments.com

Once upon a time a Colorado family had a massive chunk of blue ice crash into their apartment. It turned out to have fallen off an airplane coming into Denver International, back when the airport was closer to town. Well, at first the family was happy because the air conditioning had been broken and they enjoyed the relief, in a certain "fark the landlord" fashion. After a little while they started to notice the smell and understood they had been hit by an ICBM.
 
2013-06-29 03:42:28 AM
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2013-06-29 03:45:19 AM
img833.imageshack.us

Every time I get a wax I get ten feet from the car wash and POW! Bird shiat.
 
2013-06-29 03:57:24 AM
FTHL : Suspected feces

www.glidemagazine.com

from airplane

upload.wikimedia.org

falls on cars.

upload.wikimedia.org

"There's no way one bird

assets.rollingstone.com

could have done it.
 
2013-06-29 03:58:16 AM
Pterodactyls are just a tad bigger than parrots. Wake me up when Quetzalcoatluses start pooping on heads.
 
2013-06-29 04:08:14 AM
THE AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION WARNED US THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

FIRST GAY MARRIAGE, NOW WE HAVE DINOSAURS shiatTING ON OUR CARS, FOLKS. REPENT! REPENT NOW AND FALL ON YOUR KNEES!
 
2013-06-29 04:09:33 AM

Anastacya: Bucky Katt: pterodactyls are birds?

Only for Christians. Because they fly. I think.


Hey, the Bible says bats are birds, so yeah.
 
2013-06-29 04:09:43 AM
Wait.. A Pterodactyl/Aeroplane coats two+ cars with shyte, in Flaw-da, and there isn't even a cellphone pic of the cars?

Didn't happen.
 
2013-06-29 04:17:36 AM

uttertosh: Wait.. A Pterodactyl/Aeroplane coats two+ cars with shyte, in Flaw-da, and there isn't even a cellphone pic of the cars?

Didn't happen.


Lies. No one would post untrue things on the internet. That's against the law.
 
2013-06-29 04:31:36 AM

hardinparamedic: uttertosh: Wait.. A Pterodactyl/Aeroplane coats two+ cars with shyte, in Flaw-da, and there isn't even a cellphone pic of the cars?

Didn't happen.

Lies. No one would post untrue things on the internet. That's against the law.


y'know something... usually when I go into someone's profile to find some truth to twist (usually comedically) I find something and run with it.

I went into your's, and all I came up with (after, like, 20 mins), was to fave you as 'cool dude'. The world, from my perspective, would be miles better off if more decent people made differences to others lives like you do.

Being a good guys isn't enough if you do nothing but sit on your ass. Being proactively good is awesome. Please, please, just keep being awesome, man!

/*hoofbump*
 
2013-06-29 05:49:39 AM

Gilligann: The family said they are convinced the foul-smelling substance was frozen to the side of an aircraft

That doesn't make much sense.

Unless they saw it fall from a plane, it was probably some neighborhood kids causing trouble.


It makes about as much sense as this:

However, Transport Canada said analysis of samples from the first incident indicated "the debris that fell on the Mississauga residence last week did not fall from an aircraft.

They analyzed it and determined it was not airplane poop?  Like no airplane DNA in it?
 
2013-06-29 05:52:29 AM

wildcardjack: [www.desicomments.com image 280x170]

Once upon a time a Colorado family had a massive chunk of blue ice crash into their apartment. It turned out to have fallen off an airplane coming into Denver International, back when the airport was closer to town. Well, at first the family was happy because the air conditioning had been broken and they enjoyed the relief, in a certain "fark the landlord" fashion. After a little while they started to notice the smell and understood they had been hit by an ICBM.


InContinent Bowel Missile?
 
2013-06-29 06:39:51 AM
I was planting some Azaleas and had dug a two foot hole when an airplane dropped some kids off into the hole and made perfect fertilizer.  Later that day I was at a baseball game and after the game Snoop Dog saw me and gave me a pair of Tommy Hilfiger sneakers, gave me the thumbs up sign and told his driver to keep going.  Later that evening I went to bed and slept.
 
2013-06-29 07:34:34 AM
The Dave Matthews Band is touring?
 
2013-06-29 07:59:23 AM

hardinparamedic: uttertosh: Wait.. A Pterodactyl/Aeroplane coats two+ cars with shyte, in Flaw-da, and there isn't even a cellphone pic of the cars?

Didn't happen.

Lies. No one would post untrue things on the internet. That's against the law.


I'm a french model!
 
2013-06-29 08:13:09 AM
mrloftuspe.com
 
2013-06-29 08:13:14 AM
Sign in subdivision in flight path of airport in TFA
s14.postimg.org

Could use a few changes

s13.postimg.org
 
2013-06-29 08:13:19 AM
 
2013-06-29 08:48:31 AM
Hi guys!
 
2013-06-29 08:54:23 AM
I have, on occasion, noticed that 747's will squeeze one out.
 
2013-06-29 08:58:37 AM
On his maiden flight with his jet pack, Joe hit turbulence causing him to crap his pants....

newsimg.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-06-29 09:04:05 AM

croesius: wildcardjack: [www.desicomments.com image 280x170]

Once upon a time a Colorado family had a massive chunk of blue ice crash into their apartment. It turned out to have fallen off an airplane coming into Denver International, back when the airport was closer to town. Well, at first the family was happy because the air conditioning had been broken and they enjoyed the relief, in a certain "fark the landlord" fashion. After a little while they started to notice the smell and understood they had been hit by an ICBM.

InContinent Bowel Missile?


InComing Bowel Movement
 
2013-06-29 09:14:22 AM
"There's no way one bird could have done it, unless it was a pterodactyl."

Wat a farking idiot. Everyone knows the proper name is Pteranodon.
 
2013-06-29 09:38:15 AM

rocketpants: Pteranodon


upload.wikimedia.org

rocketpants: pterodactyl


upload.wikimedia.org

Similar, but different.
 
2013-06-29 09:57:13 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Who said it was One bird?

I say it was Syncronyzed Flock Dump (SFD).

Obvious answer is obvious
 
2013-06-29 10:55:06 AM
Imangine the stench if the airline had served White Castle or Taco Bell?
 
2013-06-29 11:02:07 AM
I guess they could've made a hat or a broach with it.
 
2013-06-29 11:05:20 AM
Am I in before the Peterdactyl?
 
2013-06-29 11:13:33 AM
However, Transport Canada said analysis of samples from the first incident indicated "the debris that fell on the Mississauga residence last week did not fall from an aircraft. Consequently, the investigation is now closed."
I'm convinced. Airtight defense there.
 
2013-06-29 11:14:06 AM
"It smelt really bad,"

Well, of course it did! You don't smelt feces... That's just going to make a mess and smell horrible!

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2013-06-29 11:25:55 AM

dryknife: The Dave Matthews Band is touring?


and apparently is doing well enough to afford a private plane.
 
2013-06-29 12:15:25 PM
Well shiat, no pics?
 
2013-06-29 12:21:08 PM

Bucky Katt: pterodactyls are birds?


Sort of.

Birds are descended from dinosaurs, including the ptero-whatevers...
 
2013-06-29 12:54:31 PM

TomD9938: FTHL : Suspected feces

[www.glidemagazine.com image 346x348]

from airplane

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x216]

falls on cars.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x223]

"There's no way one bird

[assets.rollingstone.com image 304x304]

could have done it.


Well done!
I'm starting to listen to a lot of Faces - but they are frustratingly 'blah'.
 
2013-06-29 12:59:14 PM

wildcardjack: [www.desicomments.com image 280x170]

Once upon a time a Colorado family had a massive chunk of blue ice crash into their apartment. It turned out to have fallen off an airplane coming into Denver International, back when the airport was closer to town. Well, at first the family was happy because the air conditioning had been broken and they enjoyed the relief, in a certain "fark the landlord" fashion. After a little while they started to notice the smell and understood they had been hit by an ICBM.


Close, but you farked up the punchline.  It's icy bm.
 
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