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(Right Wing Watch)   In today's Misplaced Blame files we find: *rolls the magic die of derp* Pastor Kevin Swanson says Colorado wildfires were caused by gay kissing and women wearing hats and pants   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 128
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2013-06-28 04:55:43 PM
What women wearing pants might look like...

www.marvelous-girl.com
 
2013-06-28 05:03:01 PM
So, everyone should take off our pants?  Or just the women?  How's that going to help put out the fires?  I really don't understand religion, I guess.
 
2013-06-28 05:18:00 PM
Buehner concluded that Coloradans should be glad God "hasn't destroyed the whole state yet" as "an act of grace." But why were the fires concentrated in Colorado Springs, Buehner asked, "Why not wipe out Boulder or Denver" where all the Democrats live? He answered his own question: "Judgment begins in the House of God."

Well sucks to be you fundie believers. All that talk about God's judgement, and he's targetting y'all first.
 
2013-06-28 05:18:14 PM

FloydA: So, everyone should take off our pants?  How's that going to help put out the fires?


I believe they call it a backburn.
 
2013-06-28 05:20:14 PM
Maybe it was because of assholes like you, pastors.
 
2013-06-28 05:35:09 PM
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2013-06-28 05:43:09 PM
You know, I'd be cool with pants falling out of fashion for men too.  The Arabs have something good going with their robes, they look pretty comfortable.
 
2013-06-28 06:28:01 PM
Coming back from Australia, I'm stuck in fourteen hours of these visual presentations, sitcoms and stuff, on seventeen screens in front of me and I've never seen so many breasts in all of my life. The immodesty going on in our society is far worse than it was back when Cheers, Family Ties and The Cosby Show was playing. I mean every form of aberrant sexuality and women's breasts are shown in front of me almost nonstop for fourteen hours. It's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?

This guy has some serious issues...someone needs to get him to a doctor.
 
2013-06-28 06:30:28 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: Coming back from Australia, I'm stuck in fourteen hours of these visual presentations, sitcoms and stuff, on seventeen screens in front of me and I've never seen so many breasts in all of my life. The immodesty going on in our society is far worse than it was back when Cheers, Family Ties and The Cosby Show was playing. I mean every form of aberrant sexuality and women's breasts are shown in front of me almost nonstop for fourteen hours. It's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?

This guy has some serious issues...someone needs to get him to a doctor.


Wow.  I'm assuming you can't actually watch porn on a plane, and IIRC they even edit out a lot of the borderline stuff in R rated movies.  So, basically, he's offended by PG-13 level clothed women.  The mind boggles.
 
2013-06-28 06:34:23 PM

scottydoesntknow: Buehner concluded that Coloradans should be glad God "hasn't destroyed the whole state yet" as "an act of grace." But why were the fires concentrated in Colorado Springs, Buehner asked, "Why not wipe out Boulder or Denver" where all the Democrats live? He answered his own question: "Judgment begins in the House of God."

Well sucks to be you fundie believers. All that talk about God's judgement, and he's targetting y'all first.


So...we should all sin so that we'd be spared the judgment of god?
 
2013-06-28 06:41:36 PM

TuteTibiImperes: So, basically, he's offended by PG-13 level clothed women


I imagine that he probably gets sweaty when watching the large breasted Colombian woman on that one sitcom...

/I know she makes me think impure thoughts.
 
2013-06-28 06:48:39 PM

cameroncrazy1984: scottydoesntknow: Buehner concluded that Coloradans should be glad God "hasn't destroyed the whole state yet" as "an act of grace." But why were the fires concentrated in Colorado Springs, Buehner asked, "Why not wipe out Boulder or Denver" where all the Democrats live? He answered his own question: "Judgment begins in the House of God."

Well sucks to be you fundie believers. All that talk about God's judgement, and he's targetting y'all first.

So...we should all sin so that we'd be spared the judgment of god?


Mysterious ways, indeed, my friend. Go and sin some more.
 
2013-06-28 09:10:33 PM
Considering that, as a conservative, he is automatically unable to accept any sort of scientific explanation, especially one that may lend credence to AGW, he has to blame it on nonsense reasons.  This is what half of our country believes.
 
2013-06-28 10:24:33 PM
So the Colorado fires were not...um...caused by........fire?
 
2013-06-28 11:34:04 PM
Came to see hot examples of gay kissing, leaving disappoint.
 
2013-06-28 11:36:01 PM
Fark you, you farking fark.

Goddammed fundie fark. Hope your farking home burns next.
 
2013-06-28 11:36:10 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: Coming back from Australia, I'm stuck in fourteen hours of these visual presentations, sitcoms and stuff, on seventeen screens in front of me and I've never seen so many breasts in all of my life. The immodesty going on in our society is far worse than it was back when Cheers, Family Ties and The Cosby Show was playing. I mean every form of aberrant sexuality and women's breasts are shown in front of me almost nonstop for fourteen hours. It's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?

This guy has some serious issues...someone needs to get him to a doctor.


This guy sounds pretty much exactly like Said Qutb
 
2013-06-28 11:40:06 PM
Prove it wasn't.
 
2013-06-28 11:41:25 PM
FTFA: "he criticized young men for "doing the metrosexual thing with the skinny pants and the little fairy shoes" and not growing out their facial hair..."

Cub thread!
 
2013-06-28 11:42:36 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Prove it wasn't.


Not our onus.
 
2013-06-28 11:43:54 PM
It's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again? - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/swanson-links-gay-kiss-and-wome n -wearing-hats-and-pants-colorado-forest-fires#sthash.l2Zd8zgA.dpufIt 's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?
 - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/swanson-links-gay-kiss-and-wome n -wearing-hats-and-pants-colorado-forest-fires#sthash.l2Zd8zgA.dpuf

It's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?
- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/swanson-links-gay-kiss-and-wome n -wearing-hats-and-pants-colorado-forest-fires#sthash.l2Zd8zgA.dpuf Yo u don't, Reverend. You could just kill yourself.
 
2013-06-28 11:45:23 PM
OK, well, I don't know wtf happened there. Let's try again.


It's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?

It's very sad he has to submit again and again, really. Maybe he's not using the right safe word.
 
2013-06-28 11:45:40 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Torgo_of_Manos: Coming back from Australia, I'm stuck in fourteen hours of these visual presentations, sitcoms and stuff, on seventeen screens in front of me and I've never seen so many breasts in all of my life. The immodesty going on in our society is far worse than it was back when Cheers, Family Ties and The Cosby Show was playing. I mean every form of aberrant sexuality and women's breasts are shown in front of me almost nonstop for fourteen hours. It's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?

This guy has some serious issues...someone needs to get him to a doctor.

Wow.  I'm assuming you can't actually watch porn on a plane, and IIRC they even edit out a lot of the borderline stuff in R rated movies.  So, basically, he's offended by PG-13 level clothed women.  The mind boggles.


Honestly?  I'm assuming he's just making it all up.
 
2013-06-28 11:49:53 PM
I'm starting to think that this gap between fundie and secularist can never be closed. The way they think is absolutely foreign to me. I've met children that were better adjusted mentally and just flat out kinder.
 
2013-06-28 11:49:54 PM
"...he criticized young men for "doing the metrosexual thing with the skinny pants and the little fairy shoes" and not growing out their facial hair as God commands."

He sounds Muslim. Fundamentalist and radicalized, even.
 
2013-06-28 11:50:31 PM
Pastor Swanson seems to spend quite a lot of time thinking about men kissing.
 
2013-06-28 11:53:36 PM
Ah, another good place for this...

imageshack.us

I call it the deceit of his own heart that is talking.
 
2013-06-28 11:54:55 PM

TuteTibiImperes: You know, I'd be cool with pants falling out of fashion for men too.  The Arabs have something good going with their robes, they look pretty comfortable.


there is so much truth to this.  Anyone else watch Braveheart and think "man Mel Gibson doesn't even have to worry about getting his junk stuck in a zipper, I want that"?
 
2013-06-28 11:56:05 PM
FTFA: He described a particularly disturbing plane ride he took back from Australia, in which he was forced to look at other people's airplane TV sets. "I've never seen so many breasts in all of my life," he reported. "Every form of aberrant sexuality and women's breasts are shown in front of me almost nonstop for fourteen hours."

You know, I flew Qantas just a few years ago from LA to Melbourne, and I really don't recall seeing breasts or sexual activity of any kind, aberrant or otherwise on either the initial or return flight. I did have a lot of Bundaberg and the little hot towels and the water fountain in the back of the plane.  You could watch some shows, but it wasn't like the Spice channel or anything. Pretty sure this guy is lying out of his ass.
 
2013-06-28 11:56:22 PM
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2013-06-28 11:57:27 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Prove it wasn't.



Prove you aren't one of the dudes that was making out with another dude that pissed god off so much.
 
2013-06-28 11:59:39 PM
Fundie pastor or Ayatollah? Hard to tell.
 
2013-06-29 12:01:03 AM

FloydA: So, everyone should take off our pants?  Or just the women?  How's that going to help put out the fires?  I really don't understand religion, I guess.


If everyone stands near the fire line, drops trou and takes a piss, it might help contain the fires.
 
2013-06-29 12:01:12 AM
Well, we were the first state to make abortion legal; you could murder your baby as long as it's in your womb.

Swanson: 1967.

Buehner: Gov. Love, a Republican


Actually, you incredible blathering nincompoop yahoos, you had the perfect opportunity to blame that on Democrat and later Governor Dick Lamm, the legislator who wrote and led the passage of the law; instead you chose to blame war-hero conservative Republican John Love who signed it as was his duty.
 
2013-06-29 12:01:22 AM

PacificaFitz: TuteTibiImperes: You know, I'd be cool with pants falling out of fashion for men too.  The Arabs have something good going with their robes, they look pretty comfortable.

there is so much truth to this.  Anyone else watch Braveheart and think "man Mel Gibson doesn't even have to worry about getting his junk stuck in a zipper, I want that"?


Not really something I worry about...a widely-unacknowledged benefit of having tiny junk. :-D
 
2013-06-29 12:01:50 AM
It's shenanigans like this that drive people from religion. Keep it up...
 
2013-06-29 12:03:54 AM

Todd300: Came to see hot examples of gay kissing, leaving disappoint.


lostinreviews.com

www.therealstevegray.com

Something for everyone to enjoy...or be offended by
 
2013-06-29 12:06:45 AM
The guy's a total nutbar, but the bit about hats was an offhand line in a Forbes Magazine quote he read about changing fashions.

I do agree it's hilarious that he's agreeing with fundamentalist Muslims about facial hair.
 
2013-06-29 12:08:01 AM
You know, I always kinda wanted to ask these guys why it is God reserves his wrath for the country with the greatest numbers of Christians in it, rather than focusing his ire on places like Iran or North Korea.

Or if it's the gay thing, why hasn't Europe already sunk below the waves? The Dutch are pretty much the easiest "smite by flood" target you could ask for, next to Bangladesh.

I can't figure out if I'm supposed to think he's evil or just a horribly inconsistent authoritarian.
 
2013-06-29 12:09:56 AM

RatMaster999: Todd300: Came to see hot examples of gay kissing, leaving disappoint.

[lostinreviews.com image 500x375]

[www.therealstevegray.com image 648x582]

Something for everyone to enjoy...or be offended by


I'm offended there are three shirts among the four of them.
 
2013-06-29 12:12:27 AM
They might be onto something with the women wearing pants thing.  I have always found that more than a bit disturbing and off-putting.  Nature, God, whatever gave women attractive legs for a reason.  Its a damn shame to go covering them up.  Chicks who do that just are not feminine and probably hate men.
 
2013-06-29 12:13:11 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Fundie pastor or Ayatollah? Hard to tell.


I've said this before, but I wouldn't be too surprised if those people team up against the rest of us...
 
2013-06-29 12:13:30 AM

Strolpol: You know, I always kinda wanted to ask these guys why it is God reserves his wrath for the country with the greatest numbers of Christians in it, rather than focusing his ire on places like Iran or North Korea.

Or if it's the gay thing, why hasn't Europe already sunk below the waves? The Dutch are pretty much the easiest "smite by flood" target you could ask for, next to Bangladesh.

I can't figure out if I'm supposed to think he's evil or just a horribly inconsistent authoritarian.


whitsblog.com

Behold...the face of God
 
2013-06-29 12:13:48 AM
Any member of this guy's flock who hasn't quit in disgust can safely be called a reprehensible human being.  I can't even imagine being in the same room with this shiatstain, let alone listening to him talk for any length of time and agreeing with him.
 
2013-06-29 12:14:40 AM

Satanic_Hamster: TuteTibiImperes: Torgo_of_Manos: Coming back from Australia, I'm stuck in fourteen hours of these visual presentations, sitcoms and stuff, on seventeen screens in front of me and I've never seen so many breasts in all of my life. The immodesty going on in our society is far worse than it was back when Cheers, Family Ties and The Cosby Show was playing. I mean every form of aberrant sexuality and women's breasts are shown in front of me almost nonstop for fourteen hours. It's just such an oppressive, horrible, horrible world and so many of our young girls in our Christian churches are running down to Wal-Mart and buying the same clothes. These are the sorts of things that I'm bringing out in front of God's people, I'm saying: how are we going to repent of the sexual sin that is paraded in front of us in the wider culture? Why do we have to submit to theses sexual sins again and again?

This guy has some serious issues...someone needs to get him to a doctor.

Wow.  I'm assuming you can't actually watch porn on a plane, and IIRC they even edit out a lot of the borderline stuff in R rated movies.  So, basically, he's offended by PG-13 level clothed women.  The mind boggles.

Honestly?  I'm assuming he's just making it all up.


If he's not I REALLY want to know what airline that was.
 
2013-06-29 12:19:18 AM
Buehner: Kevin my main text this last Lord's Day: God is a consuming fire.

So you're saying God is... flaming?
 
2013-06-29 12:19:45 AM
This pastor is obviously wrong. Wildfires don't happen because God hates us for the sin of gay marriage; they happen because the Earth hates us for the sins of overconsumption and carbon emission.
 
2013-06-29 12:20:09 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Wow.   I'm assuming you can't actually watch porn on a plane, and IIRC they even edit out a lot of the borderline stuff in R rated movies.  So, basically, he's offended by PG-13 level clothed women.  The mind boggles.


Depends on the airline, and country of origin and destination.  The couple of times I have flown air france on overnight 8+ hour transatlantic flights, they have shown some pretty heavy sexuality.  Not outright penetration porn technically, I guess.  But full frontal nudity (both sexes together), fairly explicit nude love scenes, etc, in french, dubbed into english.

I'm faaaar from a prude by U.S. standards.  (Heck I am a consumer of internet porn, and not terribly afraid to admit it.)  BUT....it honestly felt uncomfortably weird to me to be watching full frontal, full contact sex scenes on a big screen in the cabin while sitting next to 8 year old children in the same row.
 
2013-06-29 12:22:24 AM
www.theblindcard.com 

Proper Hat and Hat Accessory attire.

 
2013-06-29 12:22:37 AM
God's punishment for gay pastors who do meth and suck dick in public bathrooms, perhaps? Or maybe those who try and convert gay people?
 
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