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(IndyStar)   Police officer tasked with euthanizing wounded deer. Does he: c) Break down in tears, say he "can't do it," and hand his duty firearm to a random bystander?   (indystar.com) divider line 22
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2013-06-28 09:33:02 PM
6 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: So you pick an article that has already been submitted and has comments for a lamer headlined one with no comments. I guess the next step is to submit the same story from Buzzfeed and watch this one disappear?

I have an idea, why not just give us a list of sponsored links so we can slightly modify or directly quote them to be approved?

Fark was once an amazing, silly Internet site. It's becoming a humorless Huffpo crapzone.


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/Feels appropriate
2013-06-29 12:57:31 AM
4 votes:
Pretend it's a black dude.
2013-06-29 12:32:56 AM
3 votes:
If you hit a deer, make sure that muhfuh is dead-dead, else you wind up bit in the neck and in a phone booth at the stop n go with a muhfun dog wanting your deer. Whose deer is it? Mine, or the dog's? These are the questions.
2013-06-29 03:38:47 AM
2 votes:
FTA: "She said he had tears in his eyes, and he handed his gun to a stranger - his loaded gun."

uhhh... duh. It wouldn't do much good unloaded.
2013-06-29 01:12:20 AM
2 votes:
I had to do that once. Only it wasn't a deer.

It was my brother.

He was older than me and I always looked up to him, even though he was severely retarded (or "challenged", as we say now - this was decades ago). He always had an instinct to protect me and I sensed it, like when he knocked over the barbeque grill just as I was reaching for it, or when he tackled Mom to keep her from forcing down my medicine (without which I might have died, but of course Isaac couldn't have understood that.)

And when we went on a hike, and were both trapped in a rockslide, he thought of nothing but freeing me, bloodying his fingers and tearing off his nails to uncover my bruised legs while his lay broken beneath the boulders, until at last I crawled free and promised him I'd return.

We'd been there for days: the searchers never found us, throats parched, suffering.

So I brought Dad's rifle back and shot him.
2013-06-29 12:34:53 AM
2 votes:
I'm assuming I'd be correct in saying the deer wasn't black?
2013-06-28 10:29:32 PM
2 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: scottydoesntknow: Wall_of_Doodoo: So you pick an article that has already been submitted and has comments for a lamer headlined one with no comments. I guess the next step is to submit the same story from Buzzfeed and watch this one disappear?

I have an idea, why not just give us a list of sponsored links so we can slightly modify or directly quote them to be approved?

Fark was once an amazing, silly Internet site. It's becoming a humorless Huffpo crapzone.

/Feels appropriate

So http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVvtmkTPh xc

Cut and paste for yourself. Just in case it doesn't work out, 'suck a dick' and I mean that with all intent and purpose, suck a dick.

Respond. Do it ladyboy. Be clever.


Based on your post to Lsherm, I'm going to assume you're manstruating right now. Sit down on the couch, curl up with a good book and a big pint of Haagen-Dasz, and realize sometimes the internet doesn't go your way.
2013-06-28 09:28:09 PM
2 votes:

Lsherm: I'm fairly certain that's against procedure in every farking police department in the country.


I'm fairly certain that simply being a human being is against procedure in every farking police department in the country.
2013-06-28 09:06:44 PM
2 votes:
So you pick an article that has already been submitted and has comments for a lamer headlined one with no comments. I guess the next step is to submit the same story from Buzzfeed and watch this one disappear?

I have an idea, why not just give us a list of sponsored links so we can slightly modify or directly quote them to be approved?

Fark was once an amazing, silly Internet site. It's becoming a humorless Huffpo crapzone.
2013-06-29 11:28:29 AM
1 votes:
Bambi issues.  If it had been a pothead he would have asked questions later.
2013-06-29 04:22:47 AM
1 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: I saw a puppy that had been hit on a country road one time.  His intestines were hanging out of his rectum.  All I had was a tire tool, but when I left, the puppy was no longer suffering.  Still haunts me to this day even though it had to be done.

RIP little beagle hound.


Rectum? You hardly knew him.
2013-06-29 02:48:04 AM
1 votes:

mialynneb: wallywam1: Peter von Nostrand: Seriously though, giving up his gun to some random stranger should get him fired.

Dude, it's Indi-farking-ana. That's like the Canada of the Midwest. They probably apologized for giving the gun back without breaking it down and cleaning it first.

LOL no. You don't know Indiana.  Hoosier Hospitality (TM) is a thing of the past. Maybe even a myth to begin with.


What Hoosier hospitality might look like...

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2013-06-29 02:46:25 AM
1 votes:

novalord2: wahhhhhhhhhh i'm not going to shoot the deer because I'm apparently a sadist who wants the deer to suffer wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

what an irrational person

//euthanasia is a routine part of hunting (for meat, not sport). Use a second shot to put an animal out of its misery, or you are a dick.


Damn, and here I've just been wounding them to slow them down and then chewing my way through through their chest.  Are you saying I've been doing it wrong all these years?
2013-06-29 01:33:34 AM
1 votes:
If there were skittles and an Arizona Iced Tea can near the deer, the officer would have emptied the clip, no questions asked.
2013-06-29 01:23:12 AM
1 votes:
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2013-06-29 01:13:35 AM
1 votes:
Holy shiat, I read your post totally wrong. BRAIN FART!

Yeah, cops shouldn't break down when they have to kill animals. But it's a lot easier to shoot a man than a cute widdle fuzzy maminal that just got run over by a truck and is looking at you with them big critter eyes as if asking you "Why does it hurt when I try to run from you?"

It takes a bit of hardness to give the coup de grace to that fuzzy critter that you don't need to light up a scumbag who's about to shoot you. Adrenaline blows all that away.

I'd have been able to shoot it. But I'd have drunk... a lot later.
2013-06-29 12:52:48 AM
1 votes:

picturescrazy: My choices were to do that, or let it suffer in shock for awhile before dying on its own. You can still be a human being and put down an animal. Besides, everyone's big problem is that he gave his gun to a stranger.


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2013-06-29 12:47:55 AM
1 votes:

sporkme: If you hit a deer, make sure that muhfuh is dead-dead, else you wind up bit in the neck and in a phone booth at the stop n go with a muhfun dog wanting your deer. Whose deer is it? Mine, or the dog's? These are the questions.


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2013-06-29 12:27:28 AM
1 votes:
HA HA! We hired a human being as a police officer instead of a sociopathic status-abuser! HA HA!
2013-06-29 12:24:03 AM
1 votes:
I guess it was a white tailed deer then?
2013-06-28 10:30:24 PM
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: scottydoesntknow: Wall_of_Doodoo: So you pick an article that has already been submitted and has comments for a lamer headlined one with no comments. I guess the next step is to submit the same story from Buzzfeed and watch this one disappear?

I have an idea, why not just give us a list of sponsored links so we can slightly modify or directly quote them to be approved?

Fark was once an amazing, silly Internet site. It's becoming a humorless Huffpo crapzone.

/Feels appropriate

So http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVvtmkTPh xc

Cut and paste for yourself. Just in case it doesn't work out, 'suck a dick' and I mean that with all intent and purpose, suck a dick.

Respond. Do it ladyboy. Be clever.


Aww it threw away my picture

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There we go.
2013-06-28 09:36:54 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: I'm fairly certain that's against procedure in every farking police department in the country.


Yeah, it is. But, believe it or not, there was a time when a dude who was issued a bullet delivery system could look at his fellow citizens while overwhelmed and find a never again mentioned act of support. There was a time when TMZ couldn't buy you away from supporting your emotionally traumatized neighbor.

Sometimes, believe it or not, we all hurt deeply. We put in a hundred or so hours a week and shooting a baby anything despite our 'duty' becomes hard and terrible.

When you finally find a decent man enforcing the law, stop crapping on him. Sometimes flexing a finger is a larger burden than ordering a DQ cone.
 
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