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(103.5 KISS FM)   Justin Bieber caught kissing a married woman, proves he's even more douchey than we all gave him credit for   (1035kissfm.com) divider line 54
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2013-06-28 03:34:38 PM  
seperated.. almost divorced married woman


 so.. yeah..  thats actually okay.
 
2013-06-28 03:36:05 PM  
It appears that Justin only spent time with Jordan last week, when they enjoyed some indoor skydiving in Las Vegas.

Was that the indoor skydiving that Bieber failed to pay for?
 
2013-06-28 03:37:28 PM  
She's been separated from her husband for a year, so I'll let that slide, but:

"A source tells "E! News" the two were being affectionate throughout the day, which ended with Justin being slapped with a lifetime ban from the skydiving facility."

How much of a douche do you have to be to get a lifetime ban from an indoor skydiving facility?
 
2013-06-28 03:46:48 PM  
Well I'm not surprised, after yesterday's SCOTUS ruling.
 
2013-06-28 03:58:36 PM  
She looks exactly what you'd expect a "aspiring model and Hooters waitress" to look like, complete with fish lips.
 
2013-06-28 04:13:46 PM  
Heh, crashed the site.
 
2013-06-28 04:39:42 PM  

Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year, so I'll let that slide, but:

"A source tells "E! News" the two were being affectionate throughout the day, which ended with Justin being slapped with a lifetime ban from the skydiving facility."

How much of a douche do you have to be to get a lifetime ban from an indoor skydiving facility?


What's $1500 to Justin Bieber? He's probably wondering what the fuss is about.
 
2013-06-28 05:02:22 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year, so I'll let that slide, but:

"A source tells "E! News" the two were being affectionate throughout the day, which ended with Justin being slapped with a lifetime ban from the skydiving facility."

How much of a douche do you have to be to get a lifetime ban from an indoor skydiving facility?

What's $1500 to Justin Bieber? He's probably wondering what the fuss is about.


Christ, my boss does this sort of thing all the time. $1,500 is beneath his notice and has been for so long that so he has come to genuinely believe that that similar amounts shouldn't matter to anyone. Honestly it's infuriating.

Of course, I'm not specifically referring to not paying for skydiving and I don't really give two f*cks who Justin Beiber is presently sucking on.
 
2013-06-28 05:08:13 PM  
DNRTFA but if she's married, I'd say she's the douche.
 
2013-06-28 05:09:20 PM  
link dead? who is it?
 
2013-06-28 05:11:05 PM  

A Shambling Mound: thismomentinblackhistory: Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year, so I'll let that slide, but:

"A source tells "E! News" the two were being affectionate throughout the day, which ended with Justin being slapped with a lifetime ban from the skydiving facility."

How much of a douche do you have to be to get a lifetime ban from an indoor skydiving facility?

What's $1500 to Justin Bieber? He's probably wondering what the fuss is about.

Christ, my boss does this sort of thing all the time. $1,500 is beneath his notice and has been for so long that so he has come to genuinely believe that that similar amounts shouldn't matter to anyone. Honestly it's infuriating.

Of course, I'm not specifically referring to not paying for skydiving and I don't really give two f*cks who Justin Beiber is presently sucking on.


shiat my company just decided to stop paying for telecommuter's internet.   Even though that was a benefit when we were hired on, and considering it factored into salary payments, we're pretty pissed since the company has announced no pay raises this year.
 
2013-06-28 05:14:19 PM  
rediseno.vanguardia.com.mx

Hate to say it, but not really sure I can blame him.

/Her name is Jordan Ozuna.  Google Image Search away, boys.
 
2013-06-28 05:15:02 PM  
He definitely has a type.
 
2013-06-28 05:22:30 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2013-06-28 05:23:45 PM  
So she kissed a girl and she liked it?
 
2013-06-28 05:24:29 PM  
List of people for Aaron Hernandez to murder
1) Justin Beiber
2) Lindsey Lohan
3) David Stern
4) anyone who keeps making Paula Deen threads
5)Paula Deen

I'm sure the list can go on, but Hernandez is already a busy guy
 
2013-06-28 05:27:58 PM  
It takes two to tango.
 
2013-06-28 05:29:00 PM  
One of my nieces, a few years back, was at the perfect age to have a huge crush on the Biebs.  Being a responsible uncle, still nothing i could say could dissuade her.  Until I took her to a concert and she got to go to a meet and greet for an autograph.  This was before he started wearing his platforms all the time and she discovered he is about 5'5.  That killed her crush with an, "Ewwwwww...gross."
 
2013-06-28 05:29:08 PM  

mentallo69: List of people for Aaron Hernandez to murder
1) Justin Beiber
2) Lindsey Lohan
3) David Stern
4) anyone who keeps making Paula Deen threads
5)Paula Deen

I'm sure the list can go on, but Hernandez is already a busy guy


Ya know, if you bumped Paula Deen up to 4, it would automatically eliminate the other one. Well, except for the thread letting everyone know that Hernandez murdered her.
 
2013-06-28 05:47:10 PM  
I'm honestly surprised that he would kiss a woman.
 
2013-06-28 05:50:30 PM  

bostonowns: link dead? who is it?


Some androgynous Canadian pop singer.  But that's not important right now.
 
2013-06-28 05:53:05 PM  
Did an image search--she's definitely a massive attention whore.

Although I must agree that the boy has settled in for a "type". Too bad he decided to trade down within that type, though. Gomez, at least, has demonstrable talent and the smarts to put in the work for a long-term career. Of course, that may be what broke them up, too.
 
2013-06-28 06:02:21 PM  
Wow... I never thought I would white knight Biebs but here we are.


I don't see the reason in giving Bieber a hard time for this even if the woman and husband weren't separated. He's not the one married. Hell, he may even be finding this out for the first time himself lol.


This is a grown woman and can make the decision to ruin her marriage or not. That "home-wrecker" theory has always just been a cop-out and an irrational excuse. Why people try to find blame for failed relationships outside of the actual relationship itself amazes me.
 
2013-06-28 06:02:35 PM  

tacchimonster: Her name is Jordan Ozuna. Google Image Search away, boys.


She's actually quite fetching. But a GIS definitely reveals a lot more bra-and-pantie bathroom mirror shots than I would expect for an allegedly married woman.
 
2013-06-28 06:05:13 PM  

kvinesknows: seperated.. almost divorced married woman


Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year


FTFA:...they have been separated for about a year, while her son has been serving in the Coast Guard.
 
2013-06-28 06:19:53 PM  
If he's still considered a minor, he's got some balls. Undescended ones, sure, but he's got 'em.
 
2013-06-28 06:21:17 PM  
gnnaz.com
 
2013-06-28 06:25:30 PM  

baltimoreblonde: If he's still considered a minor, he's got some balls. Undescended ones, sure, but he's got 'em.


His career's over as soon as they drop.
 
2013-06-28 06:30:51 PM  

degenerate-afro: [dailypicksandflicks.com image 600x590]


He looks like a purple giraffe
 
2013-06-28 06:43:14 PM  

Dragonflew: kvinesknows: seperated.. almost divorced married woman

Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year

FTFA:...they have been separated for about a year, while her son has been serving in the Coast Guard.


I think the quote is from the girl's MIL, so the son in the Coast Guard is the estranged husband.  She's only 22, no way she has a kid old enough to be in the Coast Guard.
 
2013-06-28 06:54:17 PM  
If he's going to go around dating random model/model wannabes, he should try aiming his sites a little bit higher. Like those internet famous porn chicks, such as that one Gisele chick, or perhaps go for a Twisty's Treat Of The Month, like Emily Addison. Or even try to steal Kayden Kross away from Manuel Ferrera. Maybe go international and put the moves on Ancilla Tilia. But no, he goes for some random Hooter's girl. All that money, and not an ounce of sense.
 
2013-06-28 07:26:59 PM  

A Shambling Mound: thismomentinblackhistory: Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year, so I'll let that slide, but:

"A source tells "E! News" the two were being affectionate throughout the day, which ended with Justin being slapped with a lifetime ban from the skydiving facility."

How much of a douche do you have to be to get a lifetime ban from an indoor skydiving facility?

What's $1500 to Justin Bieber? He's probably wondering what the fuss is about.

Christ, my boss does this sort of thing all the time. $1,500 is beneath his notice and has been for so long that so he has come to genuinely believe that that similar amounts shouldn't matter to anyone. Honestly it's infuriating.


i1135.photobucket.com

Is this your boss?
 
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2013-06-28 07:36:03 PM  

dj_bigbird: She looks exactly what you'd expect a "aspiring model and Hooters waitress" to look like, complete with fish lips.


Yep, pretty much how I imagined her to look.
 
2013-06-28 07:48:22 PM  

abhorrent1: DNRTFA but if she's married, I'd say she's the douche.


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2013-06-28 07:49:25 PM  

SirLothar: A Shambling Mound: thismomentinblackhistory: Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year, so I'll let that slide, but:

"A source tells "E! News" the two were being affectionate throughout the day, which ended with Justin being slapped with a lifetime ban from the skydiving facility."

How much of a douche do you have to be to get a lifetime ban from an indoor skydiving facility?

What's $1500 to Justin Bieber? He's probably wondering what the fuss is about.

Christ, my boss does this sort of thing all the time. $1,500 is beneath his notice and has been for so long that so he has come to genuinely believe that that similar amounts shouldn't matter to anyone. Honestly it's infuriating.





Is this your boss?


FAAATHEEEERRRRR!!
 
2013-06-28 07:50:51 PM  
Yawn.
 
2013-06-28 08:10:49 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Dragonflew: kvinesknows: seperated.. almost divorced married woman

Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year

FTFA:...they have been separated for about a year, while her son has been serving in the Coast Guard.

I think the quote is from the girl's MIL, so the son in the Coast Guard is the estranged husband.  She's only 22, no way she has a kid old enough to be in the Coast Guard.


I am aware of that, and realised after I posted that my response would likely be misunderstood.  I was pointing out that it was not a marital separation, they were away from each other because the husband was serving in the coast guard, not because they were "almost divorced".
 
2013-06-28 08:11:33 PM  
Well, they're likely "almost divorced" NOW.
 
2013-06-28 08:44:48 PM  
Never understood the hate for the other person when one is married/with someone else.  Shouldn't the married one get all the backlash?  If someone who is married wants to spend their time with me, who is single, how am I the bad guy?
 
2013-06-28 09:33:08 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: tacchimonster: Her name is Jordan Ozuna. Google Image Search away, boys.

She's actually quite fetching. But a GIS definitely reveals a lot more bra-and-pantie bathroom mirror shots than I would expect for an allegedly married woman.


Know who ELSE was "fetching"?  Yeah, that's right...Lassie!
 
2013-06-28 09:48:34 PM  

Mind of the North Star: Wow... I never thought I would white knight Biebs but here we are.


I don't see the reason in giving Bieber a hard time for this even if the woman and husband weren't separated. He's not the one married. Hell, he may even be finding this out for the first time himself lol.


This is a grown woman and can make the decision to ruin her marriage or not. That "home-wrecker" theory has always just been a cop-out and an irrational excuse. Why people try to find blame for failed relationships outside of the actual relationship itself amazes me.


ALL of THIS, especially the first sentence and the first sentence of the last paragraph
 
2013-06-28 10:00:04 PM  

FloydA: bostonowns: link dead? who is it?

Some androgynous Canadian pop singer.  But that's not important right now.


You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2013-06-28 10:26:09 PM  
So the one's in the coast guard and the other's that Bieber thing?  Is the Bieber thing going to be "covering" "One Way Out" shortly?

(And all of the what-the-hell-he's-single posts as well.)
 
2013-06-28 10:59:53 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Piizzadude: Mind of the North Star: Wow... I never thought I would white knight Biebs but here we are.


I don't see the reason in giving Bieber a hard time for this even if the woman and husband weren't separated. He's not the one married. Hell, he may even be finding this out for the first time himself lol.


This is a grown woman and can make the decision to ruin her marriage or not. That "home-wrecker" theory has always just been a cop-out and an irrational excuse. Why people try to find blame for failed relationships outside of the actual relationship itself amazes me.

ALL of THIS, especially the first sentence and the first sentence of the last paragraph

depends if the single person knows the other person is married and goes after them anyway then "home wrecker", if non married has no clue until after the fact and breaks it off once known..poor guy/girl.


Why is it someone elses responsibility to preserve a vow that two people took to each other?
 
2013-06-28 11:07:06 PM  
she looks wicked slutty. good for the beebs!
 
2013-06-29 12:45:38 AM  
The married person who cheats  is, of course, the bigger douche. However, a single person who knowingly violates someone else's relationship is also a douche-particularly if the parties have ANY overlap in their social circles and especially if there are children involved. BUT, I wouldn't someone Bieber's age to be fully cognizant of the full ramifications of their behavior. The rest of you, on the other hand...
 
2013-06-29 08:10:59 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Dragonflew: kvinesknows: seperated.. almost divorced married woman

Nabb1: She's been separated from her husband for a year

FTFA:...they have been separated for about a year, while her son has been serving in the Coast Guard.

I think the quote is from the girl's MIL, so the son in the Coast Guard is the estranged husband.  She's only 22, no way she has a kid old enough to be in the Coast Guard.


Are they separated separated (legal separation) or is hubby deployed so she is whoring around separated?

/One of the worse lies so often repeated is that being is that being a military wife is the toughest job in the military.
 
2013-06-29 09:00:50 AM  

mentallo69: List of people for Aaron Hernandez to murder
1) Justin Beiber
2) Lindsey Lohan
3) David Stern
4) anyone who keeps making Paula Deen threads
5)anyone who keeps making Kardashian threads

I'm sure the list can go on, but Hernandez is already a busy guy

 
2013-06-29 09:15:17 AM  

tacchimonster: [rediseno.vanguardia.com.mx image 850x553]

Hate to say it, but not really sure I can blame him.

/Her name is Jordan Ozuna.  Google Image Search away, boys.


Cheap looking skank.
 
2013-06-29 11:39:10 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: tacchimonster: [rediseno.vanguardia.com.mx image 850x553]

Hate to say it, but not really sure I can blame him.

/Her name is Jordan Ozuna.  Google Image Search away, boys.

Cheap looking skank.


Are you looking for someone more expensive?
 
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