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(LA Times)   For removing her husband's penis and throwing it in the garbage disposal, the prosecution refused to cut her a deal. She got 7 years to life. At least her husband had the balls to see her go to jail   (latimes.com) divider line 67
    More: Followup, prosecutors, Garden Grove, emergency surgery, convicts, Catherine Kieu  
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2013-06-28 05:58:28 PM
Next, I'm sure she'll sue him divorce based on 'alienation of affection' or somesuch.
 
2013-06-28 05:58:39 PM
Don't stick your dick in crazy, or it might end up in the garbage disposal.

That said, if he was in fact abusing her... the motherfarker deserves it.
 
2013-06-28 05:58:43 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-06-28 06:00:43 PM

Weatherkiss: Don't stick your dick in crazy, or it might end up in the garbage disposal.

That said, if he was in fact abusing her... the motherfarker deserves it.


Or, they concocted the abuse angle to try to get her off.

/if a man sewed a woman's vagina shut, and lopped off her tits and clit, no one would even hesitate to throw him in prison. But let a woman cut off a man's dick? She still gets the benefit of the doubt.
 
2013-06-28 06:02:57 PM
They tried both the he was abusing her and she was was molested as a child defenses and failed.

The fact they tried to reattach the penis after it had gone through the garbage disposal was interesting. Would have been a real bedroom conversation piece.
 
2013-06-28 06:03:22 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Weatherkiss: Don't stick your dick in crazy, or it might end up in the garbage disposal.

That said, if he was in fact abusing her... the motherfarker deserves it.

Or, they concocted the abuse angle to try to get her off.

/if a man sewed a woman's vagina shut, and lopped off her tits and clit, no one would even hesitate to throw him in prison. But let a woman cut off a man's dick? She still gets the benefit of the doubt.


Ding ding ding!!!!!
 
2013-06-28 06:07:44 PM
Reminds me of the story a former coworker told me when she worked as a phone sex operator : one guy's fantasy was to be crucified and have his penis cut off and fed to him.
 
2013-06-28 06:09:50 PM
Who can forget coont Sharon Osbourne and The View making fun of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgwczruOSQ
 
2013-06-28 06:10:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Weatherkiss: Don't stick your dick in crazy, or it might end up in the garbage disposal.

That said, if he was in fact abusing her... the motherfarker deserves it.

Or, they concocted the abuse angle to try to get her off.

/if a man sewed a woman's vagina shut, and lopped off her tits and clit, no one would even hesitate to throw him in prison. But let a woman cut off a man's dick? She still gets the benefit of the doubt.


If the woman was abusing her husband, and he reacted to her in that fashion -- yeah, she deserves it too. But yeah, the gender inequality in the legal system still exists and probably will for a while.

She probably would have had a stronger defense if she straight up murdered the guy. Torture isn't cool.
 
2013-06-28 06:11:03 PM

zvoidx: Who can forget coont Sharon Osbourne and The View making fun of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgwczruOSQ


actually it was "The Talk"
 
2013-06-28 06:12:03 PM
While I can understand the abused spouse who kills because they see no other option that doesn't apply to a situation like this.
 
2013-06-28 06:14:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-28 06:14:48 PM
She'll promise you more than the garden of eden....
 
2013-06-28 06:16:45 PM
70% of single perpetrator domestic violence is perpetrated by the woman.

In a recent case in my town, guy arguing w his wife over bills...she stabbed him in the chest so he punched her so he could get away (multiple witnesses). HE ends up in jail for DV/assault bc the cops believe her (despite witnesses) when she lies and says she stabbed him bc he hit her.
 
2013-06-28 06:18:04 PM
http://www.newscastmedia.com/domestic-violence.htm
 
2013-06-28 06:21:06 PM
It's 'funny' cause men don't have real feelings and, let's be honest here girls, they probably deserved in one way or the other AMIRITE?????

/men are stupid, clueless, soulless buffoons - hahahahahahahahaha...
 
2013-06-28 06:25:25 PM
The Wikipedia entry for this event is just a stub.
 
2013-06-28 06:26:57 PM
Instead of the 7-to-life, how about infibulation instead?
 
2013-06-28 06:28:11 PM
I like how anytime man wrongs a woman in any way, the immediate responses are 1. Kick him in the balls or 2. Cut off his dick.

Violence against men is seen as acceptable for some reason...especially when a woman is the perpetrator.

He farked her rough a few times...he must deserve to have his penis cut off....and she deserves to have her tits and other external female parts removed as punishment.
 
2013-06-28 06:28:22 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: 70% of single perpetrator domestic violence is perpetrated by the woman.

In a recent case in my town, guy arguing w his wife over bills...she stabbed him in the chest so he punched her so he could get away (multiple witnesses). HE ends up in jail for DV/assault bc the cops believe her (despite witnesses) when she lies and says she stabbed him bc he hit her.


Just arrested and booked, or actually prosecuted?
 
2013-06-28 06:30:17 PM

new_york_monty: The more you eat the more you fart: 70% of single perpetrator domestic violence is perpetrated by the woman.

In a recent case in my town, guy arguing w his wife over bills...she stabbed him in the chest so he punched her so he could get away (multiple witnesses). HE ends up in jail for DV/assault bc the cops believe her (despite witnesses) when she lies and says she stabbed him bc he hit her.

Just arrested and booked, or actually prosecuted?


Just happened Monday...so no trial, etc yet.
 
2013-06-28 06:31:14 PM

bump: It's 'funny' cause men don't have real feelings and, let's be honest here girls, they probably deserved in one way or the other AMIRITE?????

/men are stupid, clueless, soulless buffoons - hahahahahahahahaha...


Men do have real feelings, and there are a lot of cases of women who do abuse their husbands... whether it's mentally or physically. It just goes unreported since guys are expected to 'suck it up' or some other bs. Men don't always deserve this kind of shiat. Only when they're abusive towards their spouse or commit some other crime (like rape or child molestation).

Men should report abuse more, but the social stigma of a guy being abused by his girlfriend or wife is still there. Which sucks.
 
2013-06-28 06:32:21 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: 70% of single perpetrator domestic violence is perpetrated by the woman.

In a recent case in my town, guy arguing w his wife over bills...she stabbed him in the chest so he punched her so he could get away (multiple witnesses). HE ends up in jail for DV/assault bc the cops believe her (despite witnesses) when she lies and says she stabbed him bc he hit her.


One of my friends, a retired marine, and his wife called the cops on their neighbor multiple time. Not on the husband, but the wife. The husband (a 6'+, 220lbs+ of muscle) never said a word, and the cops refused to believe it.

My friends moved after she stabbed him to death and said he beat her. No, she wasn't even charged.
 
2013-06-28 06:32:29 PM
A court win for stumpy.
 
2013-06-28 06:34:35 PM

Weatherkiss: bump: It's 'funny' cause men don't have real feelings and, let's be honest here girls, they probably deserved in one way or the other AMIRITE?????

/men are stupid, clueless, soulless buffoons - hahahahahahahahaha...

Men do have real feelings, and there are a lot of cases of women who do abuse their husbands... whether it's mentally or physically. It just goes unreported since guys are expected to 'suck it up' or some other bs. Men don't always deserve this kind of shiat. Only when they're abusive towards their spouse or commit some other crime (like rape or child molestation).

Men should report abuse more, but the social stigma of a guy being abused by his girlfriend or wife is still there. Which sucks.


I still get ribbed on occasion bc my exwife stabbed me in the eye w a fingernail as she slapped me for telling her she was stupid for overdrawing her checking account (again) bc she HAD to have a new sofa.

Yes..called cops...then divorced her.

/Zero tolerance for DV
 
2013-06-28 06:40:24 PM

Weatherkiss: bump: It's 'funny' cause men don't have real feelings and, let's be honest here girls, they probably deserved in one way or the other AMIRITE?????

/men are stupid, clueless, soulless buffoons - hahahahahahahahaha...

Men do have real feelings, and there are a lot of cases of women who do abuse their husbands... whether it's mentally or physically. It just goes unreported since guys are expected to 'suck it up' or some other bs. Men don't always deserve this kind of shiat. Only when they're abusive towards their spouse or commit some other crime (like rape or child molestation).

Men should report abuse more, but the social stigma of a guy being abused by his girlfriend or wife is still there. Which sucks.


I don't care if you are being abused. Unless your life is in danger at THAT FARKING MOMENT you shouldn't get away with killing. Walk away. Heck, if you're a woman, you've got shelters everywhere (or nearly so) in this country that will hide you, and your kids if you have them.

Guys? Guys get mocked. One study women admitted they hit they're bf/husband because "Guys should be able to take it." These weren't women defending themselves from violence, they were initiating it. Heck, some said they whacked their man around because "They 'knew' he wouldn't hit back." Not to mention, good luck calling the cops. All she has to do is turn on the waterworks and say "He hit me!" and the man is carted off to jail.

DV laws are completely f*cked in the US.
 
2013-06-28 06:41:59 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: Weatherkiss: bump: It's 'funny' cause men don't have real feelings and, let's be honest here girls, they probably deserved in one way or the other AMIRITE?????

/men are stupid, clueless, soulless buffoons - hahahahahahahahaha...

Men do have real feelings, and there are a lot of cases of women who do abuse their husbands... whether it's mentally or physically. It just goes unreported since guys are expected to 'suck it up' or some other bs. Men don't always deserve this kind of shiat. Only when they're abusive towards their spouse or commit some other crime (like rape or child molestation).

Men should report abuse more, but the social stigma of a guy being abused by his girlfriend or wife is still there. Which sucks.

I still get ribbed on occasion bc my exwife stabbed me in the eye w a fingernail as she slapped me for telling her she was stupid for overdrawing her checking account (again) bc she HAD to have a new sofa.

Yes..called cops...then divorced her.

/Zero tolerance for DV


Good for you. DV goes both ways, and I'm glad you got out of that situation.
 
2013-06-28 06:42:42 PM

inglixthemad: Weatherkiss: bump: It's 'funny' cause men don't have real feelings and, let's be honest here girls, they probably deserved in one way or the other AMIRITE?????

/men are stupid, clueless, soulless buffoons - hahahahahahahahaha...

Men do have real feelings, and there are a lot of cases of women who do abuse their husbands... whether it's mentally or physically. It just goes unreported since guys are expected to 'suck it up' or some other bs. Men don't always deserve this kind of shiat. Only when they're abusive towards their spouse or commit some other crime (like rape or child molestation).

Men should report abuse more, but the social stigma of a guy being abused by his girlfriend or wife is still there. Which sucks.

I don't care if you are being abused. Unless your life is in danger at THAT FARKING MOMENT you shouldn't get away with killing. Walk away. Heck, if you're a woman, you've got shelters everywhere (or nearly so) in this country that will hide you, and your kids if you have them.

Guys? Guys get mocked. One study women admitted they hit they're bf/husband because "Guys should be able to take it." These weren't women defending themselves from violence, they were initiating it. Heck, some said they whacked their man around because "They 'knew' he wouldn't hit back." Not to mention, good luck calling the cops. All she has to do is turn on the waterworks and say "He hit me!" and the man is carted off to jail.

DV laws are completely f*cked in the US.


Another problem is that if you even dare to mention that domestic violence laws are farked up and skewed in the favor of women at this point, you'll get soundly mocked, called one of those men's rights misogynists, or told to suck it up.
 
2013-06-28 06:45:24 PM

inglixthemad: Weatherkiss: bump: It's 'funny' cause men don't have real feelings and, let's be honest here girls, they probably deserved in one way or the other AMIRITE?????

/men are stupid, clueless, soulless buffoons - hahahahahahahahaha...

Men do have real feelings, and there are a lot of cases of women who do abuse their husbands... whether it's mentally or physically. It just goes unreported since guys are expected to 'suck it up' or some other bs. Men don't always deserve this kind of shiat. Only when they're abusive towards their spouse or commit some other crime (like rape or child molestation).

Men should report abuse more, but the social stigma of a guy being abused by his girlfriend or wife is still there. Which sucks.

I don't care if you are being abused. Unless your life is in danger at THAT FARKING MOMENT you shouldn't get away with killing. Walk away. Heck, if you're a woman, you've got shelters everywhere (or nearly so) in this country that will hide you, and your kids if you have them.

Guys? Guys get mocked. One study women admitted they hit they're bf/husband because "Guys should be able to take it." These weren't women defending themselves from violence, they were initiating it. Heck, some said they whacked their man around because "They 'knew' he wouldn't hit back." Not to mention, good luck calling the cops. All she has to do is turn on the waterworks and say "He hit me!" and the man is carted off to jail.

DV laws are completely f*cked in the US.


Those women are farking retarded and only make it worse. That said, it's never that cut and dry. If there's a DV call and injuries are reported... if that woman doesn't have any marks on her, her accusation of being hit first isn't going to fly. I've seen it in the hospital before... and the woman got charged for battery and was found guilty.
 
2013-06-28 06:48:30 PM

bump: Next, I'm sure she'll sue him divorce based on 'alienation of affection' or somesuch.


IIRC, she was his estranged wife, but they were still living together for financial reasons.
 
2013-06-28 06:52:23 PM
There are misogynists on Fark. A lot of them. But men calling attention to the DV laws skewed in favor of women is not misogynistic behavior. Because they are skewed. So are divorce proceedings, child custody cases, and high school teachers boinking their students.

The woman in this article is clearly unstable, and torture isn't an appropriate response, and I hope they throw the book at her if she was lying. If she was abused though, I think the guy deserves it. And I'd say the same if it was a man doing the same to a woman.

Men shouldn't have to 'take it' by any means. And if they're being abused or having to witness their wife or girlfriend doing some extremely harmful thing to them or their children, then shoot the biatch. I don't condone torture on her. Which is why if this chick wanted a stronger defense, she should have just murdered the guy. Murder can be legally justified, torture can't be legally justified. And just because I think the guy deserves it if he was abusive, that doesn't mean it's legal -- I just think he had it coming to him if that was the case.
 
2013-06-28 06:52:31 PM
Women are MUCH more violent than men when it comes to the physical stuff. But, since most of them hit like a girl, nobody cares.

It's kind of like how miniature dachshunds have the highest rate of bites of any dog breed by a nautical mile, but everyone says "bull dogs" are violent because on the very rare occasion a bull dog, or nanny dog as they were known because of their gentle natures, bites someone they do serious damage.

The problem is, unlike dachshunds, women have opposable thumbs.
 
2013-06-28 06:52:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Another problem is that if you even dare to mention that domestic violence laws are farked up and skewed in the favor of women at this point, you'll get soundly mocked, called one of those men's rights misogynists, or told to suck it up.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-28 06:55:31 PM
7 years??? WTF?? I don't care if he *was* abusing her, you don't cut off someone's penis as an act of self-defense.

We need to be serious about domestic abuse which means we need to be serious about it on both sides. Women can emotionally abuse men. Women can physically abuse men. Women can threaten to kill their kids/pets/whatever so that the man is scared to do anything. There isn't anything un-manly about it, some people are crazy and abusive and if someone is abusing you then you should be able to get help.
 
2013-06-28 06:56:17 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: new_york_monty: The more you eat the more you fart: 70% of single perpetrator domestic violence is perpetrated by the woman.

In a recent case in my town, guy arguing w his wife over bills...she stabbed him in the chest so he punched her so he could get away (multiple witnesses). HE ends up in jail for DV/assault bc the cops believe her (despite witnesses) when she lies and says she stabbed him bc he hit her.

Just arrested and booked, or actually prosecuted?

Just happened Monday...so no trial, etc yet.


What with the witnesses and all, it's hard to imagine a prosecutor going after him on that. Unless said prosecutor is planning to run for DA/AG etc. And I'd imagine she'll be seeing some charges in turn either way.
 
2013-06-28 07:07:18 PM

Weatherkiss: The more you eat the more you fart: Weatherkiss: bump: It's 'funny' cause men don't have real feelings and, let's be honest here girls, they probably deserved in one way or the other AMIRITE?????

/men are stupid, clueless, soulless buffoons - hahahahahahahahaha...

Men do have real feelings, and there are a lot of cases of women who do abuse their husbands... whether it's mentally or physically. It just goes unreported since guys are expected to 'suck it up' or some other bs. Men don't always deserve this kind of shiat. Only when they're abusive towards their spouse or commit some other crime (like rape or child molestation).

Men should report abuse more, but the social stigma of a guy being abused by his girlfriend or wife is still there. Which sucks.

I still get ribbed on occasion bc my exwife stabbed me in the eye w a fingernail as she slapped me for telling her she was stupid for overdrawing her checking account (again) bc she HAD to have a new sofa.

Yes..called cops...then divorced her.

/Zero tolerance for DV

Good for you. DV goes both ways, and I'm glad you got out of that situation.


Yeah..i have an artificial lens in my left eye and have to wear special contacts from that shiat.

But hey...i have 20/15 vision now lol
 
2013-06-28 07:11:11 PM
DRTFA, but if this isn't Lorena Bobbit, then....... damn. Two of these stories is waaaaaaay too many in one man's lifetime.
 
2013-06-28 07:18:01 PM

Nick Nostril: DRTFA, but if this isn't Lorena Bobbit, then....... damn. Two of these stories is waaaaaaay too many in one man's lifetime.


I guess you don't watch Game of Thrones.
 
2013-06-28 07:40:15 PM
What sounds worse than a spoon caught in a garbage disposal?

/was my rejected headline when this story broke
 
2013-06-28 07:41:10 PM
Prosecutors said Kieu -- who they said was angry because her husband was dating an ex-girlfriend -- screamed "You deserve it!" before the attack, the Associated Press reported.

Some wives get really pissed off when their husbands cheat on them.
 
2013-06-28 07:53:42 PM
The sentence came two months after Catherine Kieu, 50, was convicted of torture and aggravated mayhem

Aggravated mayhem?

s8.postimg.org
 
2013-06-28 07:59:55 PM
He will be alright, because his lack of a peen now means that he will  be endowed with a giant e-peen that shall bring him legendary fame as a powerful and virile master debater and Internet Tough Guy....
 
2013-06-28 08:07:01 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: new_york_monty: The more you eat the more you fart: 70% of single perpetrator domestic violence is perpetrated by the woman.

In a recent case in my town, guy arguing w his wife over bills...she stabbed him in the chest so he punched her so he could get away (multiple witnesses). HE ends up in jail for DV/assault bc the cops believe her (despite witnesses) when she lies and says she stabbed him bc he hit her.

Just arrested and booked, or actually prosecuted?

Just happened Monday...so no trial, etc yet.


And I bet that coont will walk without jail time. Women are oppressed in America, my ass. This is the norm. Got damn female privilege is sucking in criminal and family court.
 
2013-06-28 08:08:38 PM

Lorelle: Prosecutors said Kieu -- who they said was angry because her husband was dating an ex-girlfriend -- screamed "You deserve it!" before the attack, the Associated Press reported.

Some wives get really pissed off when their husbands cheat on them.


And that makes it okay?
 
2013-06-28 08:19:56 PM

inglixthemad: I don't care if you are being abused. Unless your life is in danger at THAT FARKING MOMENT you shouldn't get away with killing. Walk away. Heck, if you're a woman, you've got shelters everywhere (or nearly so) in this country that will hide you, and your kids if you have them.


The problem is that some of these abusers have the women so scared that they think they can't successfully run.  That leaves her with no escape route other than killing him.

Weatherkiss: Those women are farking retarded and only make it worse. That said, it's never that cut and dry. If there's a DV call and injuries are reported... if that woman doesn't have any marks on her, her accusation of being hit first isn't going to fly. I've seen it in the hospital before... and the woman got charged for battery and was found guilty.


The smart ones hit themselves when they make those false reports.
 
2013-06-28 08:20:41 PM

Weatherkiss: There are misogynists on Fark. A lot of them. But men calling attention to the DV laws skewed in favor of women is not misogynistic behavior. Because they are skewed. So are divorce proceedings, child custody cases, and high school teachers boinking their students.

The woman in this article is clearly unstable, and torture isn't an appropriate response, and I hope they throw the book at her if she was lying. If she was abused though, I think the guy deserves it. And I'd say the same if it was a man doing the same to a woman.

Men shouldn't have to 'take it' by any means. And if they're being abused or having to witness their wife or girlfriend doing some extremely harmful thing to them or their children, then shoot the biatch. I don't condone torture on her. Which is why if this chick wanted a stronger defense, she should have just murdered the guy. Murder can be legally justified, torture can't be legally justified. And just because I think the guy deserves it if he was abusive, that doesn't mean it's legal -- I just think he had it coming to him if that was the case.


Nobody "deserves" to be sexually mutilated after the fact. That said, I know what you are saying, so I'm not going to argue with you there.

There is no easy answer to domestic violence, it's a weird, awful snarl of human relationships and psychology and it's not as simple as "Oh, evil men like to control women" or "Oh, laws favor men/women it's just a racket" or whatever your pet peeve happens to be. It's because people WANT there to be a simple reason and a simple answer that we have this mess--Let's blame it on the man! Let's blame it on the woman! Let's blame it on everyone! Or no one!

I feel sorry for everyone in this story, really. He's physically messed up, she's obviously mentally messed up--and what's this 7-to-life sentence?!? They couldn't narrow it down any better than that?
 
2013-06-28 08:31:44 PM

Gyrfalcon: I feel sorry for everyone in this story, really. He's physically messed up, she's obviously mentally messed up--and what's this 7-to-life sentence?!? They couldn't narrow it down any better than that?


It will all depend on how much cock she sucks, and whether or not she bites off any weeners while serving her cock-sucking sentence, uh, I mean, her cock-severing sentence.
 
2013-06-28 08:37:37 PM
He cried when she took his favorite toy away.
 
2013-06-28 08:44:05 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: FirstNationalBastard: Weatherkiss: Don't stick your dick in crazy, or it might end up in the garbage disposal.

That said, if he was in fact abusing her... the motherfarker deserves it.

Or, they concocted the abuse angle to try to get her off.

/if a man sewed a woman's vagina shut, and lopped off her tits and clit, no one would even hesitate to throw him in prison. But let a woman cut off a man's dick? She still gets the benefit of the doubt.

Ding ding ding!!!!!


When do you ever hear stories, in first world countries, of men sewing women's vagina's shut?
 
2013-06-28 08:45:05 PM

Loren: While I can understand the abused spouse who kills because they see no other option that doesn't apply to a situation like this.


And this.
 
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