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(The Local)   Kids collapse in a sex ed class. To be fair... it was a sex ed class in Germany. O_O   (thelocal.de) divider line 17
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2013-06-28 06:22:46 PM
4 votes:
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!
2013-06-28 06:23:14 PM
3 votes:
Admittedly it was during the "safe methods of autoerotic asphyxiation" training lessons. They would have been released before collapsing, but they stumbled on the safe word....

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-06-28 06:20:38 PM
3 votes:
A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia
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Sex-ed teacher?
2013-06-28 09:07:05 PM
2 votes:
Here, dears, put your widgie in my fancy piece and jerk it 'round a bit. Why are you running away?


i.imgur.com
2013-06-28 07:25:15 PM
2 votes:

darch: Ok, so judging by your bio, you're a father.

Anything else? What did you do that allowed you such access to such horrific things? Paramedic? Cop? Firefighter?


Lindsay Lohan's PR agent looking for something more uplifting in his downtime?
2013-06-28 06:36:41 PM
2 votes:
sharetv.org


God Is My Co-Pirate: A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia went awry after the collapse of one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems set off a chain reaction among fellow pupils.
Shortly afterwards a second child hyperventilated, then another collapsed with stress. Then on the arrival of an emergency doctor another child suffered a further attack, as a police spokesman confirmed on Thursday.

So one kid with a medical condition fainted, then the others panicked themselves into fits.


Probably this.


SevenizGud: I remember a case somewhat like this. A bunch of kids collapsing in class, and pushed off as nothing. Then the next kids came in....

Turned out a pump in an adjacent glass-grinding facility drain stopped, and it was a mercuro-acetate vapor...killing six. Ooops, maybe we should have investigated more thoroughly. Nah.


Or possibly something like this.
2013-06-28 05:33:49 PM
2 votes:
t1.gstatic.com
2013-06-28 05:11:06 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems

I found some medicine he could take...

thinkprogress.org
2013-06-28 10:42:33 PM
1 votes:

cyberspacedout: Virtuoso80: I saw the sex film in 6th grade. Apparently they didn't explain ejaculation well enough, because I was worried that it was just going to leak out like pee and show on my pant leg while in public. It wasn't until next year that I discovered what actually happens.

I remember they didn't explain it in my textbook that year either. Just the other day I was talking with someone who had a kid that age, and was thinking that these days the textbook authors have more incentive to get the right info - it's all available on the internet, but kids might find it there from less reliable sources.


I can see that now.

Doctor, help. I didn't ejaculate a whole gallon like a fire hose! The force of it didn't even knock my girlfriend over! What's wrong?

Well, son, the only thing that's wrong is your taste in online pornography. Normally, I offer patients some candy from the bowl out front. Not you, though. You get this nice pair of latex gloves to wear until you're out of my office.
2013-06-28 08:48:18 PM
1 votes:

Notabunny: I've held someone's head together after a car accident, I've plugged bullet wounds with my index finger and palm, I've calmly discussed hobbies with people who's bones were protruding from their bodies, I've delivered 2 babies, I calmly asked what was left of a lady who'd been hit by a train what she meant by "Where's my baby?", and then I looked for the baby, I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled, I've wrestled people who's injections sites were so infected their limbs were hanging on by threads


THE ARISTOCRATS!
2013-06-28 07:06:31 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-06-28 06:50:29 PM
1 votes:
All they ever showed us was really bad cases of VD and said don't have sex.
2013-06-28 06:23:16 PM
1 votes:
after they were asked to colour in pictures of sexual organs while learning about human reproduction.

I would have colored the dick black

/once you go black.....
2013-06-28 06:21:25 PM
1 votes:
I remember a case somewhat like this. A bunch of kids collapsing in class, and pushed off as nothing. Then the next kids came in....

Turned out a pump in an adjacent glass-grinding facility drain stopped, and it was a mercuro-acetate vapor...killing six. Ooops, maybe we should have investigated more thoroughly. Nah.
2013-06-28 06:18:57 PM
1 votes:
The ran out of the color for sheisse?
2013-06-28 06:18:05 PM
1 votes:
They showed us a birthing vid in grade 7 health class. Only 2 guys fainted lol. (No, not me.)
2013-06-28 06:17:06 PM
1 votes:
hardtickettohomevideo.files.wordpress.com
 
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