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(The Local)   Kids collapse in a sex ed class. To be fair... it was a sex ed class in Germany. O_O   (thelocal.de) divider line 63
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2013-06-28 08:52:02 PM
Yet nobody has been able to explain exactly what happened. "The pictures were completely normal, not alarming, how such pictures are," said the police.

"Mass hysteria" is no longer a thing?
 
2013-06-28 08:57:34 PM

trappedspirit: Notabunny: I calmly asked what was left of a lady who'd been hit by a train what she meant by "Where's my baby?"

So what was left of the lady?


Basically a meatball. She decided to go around the RR crossing arms too late. Her car was hit by the train at about Alpine rolled for a bit along the tracks for a few miles until Hammer Lane. She was a bloody meatball. I arrived a bit before the FD and the EMTs. It was difficult to distinguish the different body parts. The FD guys (and I) just assumed she was dead. They're was no obviously relevantly place to look for a pulse. A couple of them puked when she sparked up and asked, "Where's my baby?". I said (embarrassingly), "Oh, shiat! She's alive!" I talked with her. Turns out meth is a hell of a drug, and it kept her heart beating. I walked up and down the RR tracks between Hammer Lane and Alpine. I found a doll, and I'm not proud to admit this, but I puked a bit in my mouth. Meatball lady died the next day in county icu.
 
2013-06-28 09:03:25 PM
NO! NO! My parents did not do THAT!
 
2013-06-28 09:07:05 PM
Here, dears, put your widgie in my fancy piece and jerk it 'round a bit. Why are you running away?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-28 09:08:34 PM
First orgasms?
 
2013-06-28 09:28:22 PM
www.screentrip.com


yeah, if she was my German sex-ed teacher, I'd collapse too
 
2013-06-28 10:19:12 PM

Gyrfalcon: Yet nobody has been able to explain exactly what happened. "The pictures were completely normal, not alarming, how such pictures are," said the police.

"Mass hysteria" is no longer a thing?


Yes, but only when dogs and cats are living together...
 
2013-06-28 10:22:25 PM

Virtuoso80: I saw the sex film in 6th grade. Apparently they didn't explain ejaculation well enough, because I was worried that it was just going to leak out like pee and show on my pant leg while in public. It wasn't until next year that I discovered what actually happens.


I remember they didn't explain it in my textbook that year either. Just the other day I was talking with someone who had a kid that age, and was thinking that these days the textbook authors have more incentive to get the right info - it's all available on the internet, but kids might find it there from less reliable sources.
 
2013-06-28 10:42:33 PM

cyberspacedout: Virtuoso80: I saw the sex film in 6th grade. Apparently they didn't explain ejaculation well enough, because I was worried that it was just going to leak out like pee and show on my pant leg while in public. It wasn't until next year that I discovered what actually happens.

I remember they didn't explain it in my textbook that year either. Just the other day I was talking with someone who had a kid that age, and was thinking that these days the textbook authors have more incentive to get the right info - it's all available on the internet, but kids might find it there from less reliable sources.


I can see that now.

Doctor, help. I didn't ejaculate a whole gallon like a fire hose! The force of it didn't even knock my girlfriend over! What's wrong?

Well, son, the only thing that's wrong is your taste in online pornography. Normally, I offer patients some candy from the bowl out front. Not you, though. You get this nice pair of latex gloves to wear until you're out of my office.
 
2013-06-28 11:50:17 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Admittedly it was during the "safe methods of autoerotic asphyxiation" training lessons. They would have been released before collapsing, but they stumbled on the safe word....


Safe word? We dont need no stinking safe word.
 
2013-06-29 12:33:25 AM
My Sex Ed in junior high consisted of listening to a health and hygiene teach so hamstrung by conservative demands that you hardly knew what she was talking about AND walking through an alley to school past a garage where they used to photograph people getting it on for underground newspaper photo spreads (they used to leave the garage door open a lot).
 
2013-06-29 08:42:51 AM

SithLord: [www.screentrip.com image 450x300]


yeah, if she was my German sex-ed teacher, I'd collapse too


Yes please.
 
2013-06-29 04:48:19 PM

Thelyphthoric: Raoul Eaton: Historically it's been the basis for accusing the most unpopular person in town of witchcraft and burning them to death as public entertainment. So there's really quite a bit of improvement in the long term.

If we modernize and expand burning witches to the national level, it might be another bit of improvement.

/Start with the Kardashians.  They turned me into a newt.
//I got better.


Got better at ... what?

/enquiring minds
 
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