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2013-06-28 05:11:06 PM
FTFA: one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems

I found some medicine he could take...

thinkprogress.org
 
2013-06-28 05:33:49 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-06-28 06:16:09 PM
ban sex ed classes all they do is harass youngin's
 
2013-06-28 06:17:06 PM
hardtickettohomevideo.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-28 06:18:05 PM
They showed us a birthing vid in grade 7 health class. Only 2 guys fainted lol. (No, not me.)
 
2013-06-28 06:18:57 PM
The ran out of the color for sheisse?
 
2013-06-28 06:20:38 PM
A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia
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Sex-ed teacher?
 
2013-06-28 06:21:25 PM
I remember a case somewhat like this. A bunch of kids collapsing in class, and pushed off as nothing. Then the next kids came in....

Turned out a pump in an adjacent glass-grinding facility drain stopped, and it was a mercuro-acetate vapor...killing six. Ooops, maybe we should have investigated more thoroughly. Nah.
 
2013-06-28 06:22:46 PM
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!
 
2013-06-28 06:23:14 PM
Admittedly it was during the "safe methods of autoerotic asphyxiation" training lessons. They would have been released before collapsing, but they stumbled on the safe word....

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-28 06:23:16 PM
after they were asked to colour in pictures of sexual organs while learning about human reproduction.

I would have colored the dick black

/once you go black.....
 
2013-06-28 06:24:08 PM

GRCooper: Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!


Of course I had to try a lead-in! Well played.
 
2013-06-28 06:24:13 PM
bunch of p*ssies.

/can we say "p*ssies?"
//only pun i could come up with on short notice.
 
2013-06-28 06:25:54 PM
A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia went awry after the collapse of one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems set off a chain reaction among fellow pupils.
Shortly afterwards a second child hyperventilated, then another collapsed with stress. Then on the arrival of an emergency doctor another child suffered a further attack, as a police spokesman confirmed on Thursday.


So one kid with a medical condition fainted, then the others panicked themselves into fits.
 
2013-06-28 06:28:43 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: GRCooper: Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!

Of course I had to try a lead-in! Well played.


I won on 'time', you on 'execution'
 
2013-06-28 06:33:37 PM
They must have been pooped.
 
2013-06-28 06:34:58 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia went awry after the collapse of one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems set off a chain reaction among fellow pupils.
Shortly afterwards a second child hyperventilated, then another collapsed with stress. Then on the arrival of an emergency doctor another child suffered a further attack, as a police spokesman confirmed on Thursday.

So one kid with a medical condition fainted, then the others panicked themselves into fits.


Reminds me of my days in Catholic school. During stations of the cross a similar wave would pass through as inevitably at least one kid would go down faint from the stand, kneel, sit repetition in the stuffy church, and then others would start freaking out about it.

/Always considered faking a faint just to get out of the ordeal. A feint faint, if you will.
 
2013-06-28 06:35:10 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia went awry after the collapse of one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems set off a chain reaction among fellow pupils.
Shortly afterwards a second child hyperventilated, then another collapsed with stress. Then on the arrival of an emergency doctor another child suffered a further attack, as a police spokesman confirmed on Thursday.

So one kid with a medical condition fainted, then the others panicked themselves into fits.


this is the basis for a house episode.
 
2013-06-28 06:36:41 PM
sharetv.org


God Is My Co-Pirate: A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia went awry after the collapse of one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems set off a chain reaction among fellow pupils.
Shortly afterwards a second child hyperventilated, then another collapsed with stress. Then on the arrival of an emergency doctor another child suffered a further attack, as a police spokesman confirmed on Thursday.

So one kid with a medical condition fainted, then the others panicked themselves into fits.


Probably this.


SevenizGud: I remember a case somewhat like this. A bunch of kids collapsing in class, and pushed off as nothing. Then the next kids came in....

Turned out a pump in an adjacent glass-grinding facility drain stopped, and it was a mercuro-acetate vapor...killing six. Ooops, maybe we should have investigated more thoroughly. Nah.


Or possibly something like this.
 
2013-06-28 06:36:57 PM
Fukengruven
 
2013-06-28 06:44:05 PM
In college I had a big problem with nosebleeds. If the weather was cold and dry, my nose would bleed easily if I just rubbed my nose too hard.

One fine winter morning I was sitting in my Intro to Psych class, which took place in a big, crowded lecture hall. The only way in and out of the room was through a door located in the wall behind the lecturer.

The topic of the day was Jung, and our professor was in fine form, talking about Jung's theories and the mores of the time. As the professor started into a bit about the implications of oral sex, I inadvertently poked my finger around and nicked the wall of my nostril with my nail.

There was an immediate stream of warmth down my lip to my chin, and I glanced down in time to see the first red splash on the front of my shirt.

I then had to stand up, in the middle of this treatise on how Jung's contemporaries were shocked by his frank discussion of fellatio, and walk down the stairs, behind the professor, and out the door to the mens room, while cupping my nose with my hand as blood continued to seep down my face.

I don't remember much about that class after that. I think I may even have dropped it.
 
2013-06-28 06:50:29 PM
All they ever showed us was really bad cases of VD and said don't have sex.
 
2013-06-28 07:01:39 PM

wedun: God Is My Co-Pirate: A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia went awry after the collapse of one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems set off a chain reaction among fellow pupils.
Shortly afterwards a second child hyperventilated, then another collapsed with stress. Then on the arrival of an emergency doctor another child suffered a further attack, as a police spokesman confirmed on Thursday.

So one kid with a medical condition fainted, then the others panicked themselves into fits.

this is the basis for a house episode.


Historically it's been the basis for accusing the most unpopular person in town of witchcraft and burning them to death as public entertainment.  So there's really quite a bit of improvement in the long term.
 
2013-06-28 07:06:31 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-28 07:07:18 PM
The model used for the class' curriculum was subby's mom?  And subby?
 
2013-06-28 07:10:00 PM

Raoul Eaton: Historically it's been the basis for accusing the most unpopular person in town of witchcraft and burning them to death as public entertainment. So there's really quite a bit of improvement in the long term.


If we modernize and expand burning witches to the national level, it might be another bit of improvement.

/Start with the Kardashians.  They turned me into a newt.
//I got better.
 
2013-06-28 07:10:35 PM
oh,  scheiße pancakes
 
2013-06-28 07:10:43 PM

lostcat: In college I had a big problem with nosebleeds. If the weather was cold and dry, my nose would bleed easily if I just rubbed my nose too hard.

One fine winter morning I was sitting in my Intro to Psych class, which took place in a big, crowded lecture hall. The only way in and out of the room was through a door located in the wall behind the lecturer.

The topic of the day was Jung, and our professor was in fine form, talking about Jung's theories and the mores of the time. As the professor started into a bit about the implications of oral sex, I inadvertently poked my finger around and nicked the wall of my nostril with my nail.

There was an immediate stream of warmth down my lip to my chin, and I glanced down in time to see the first red splash on the front of my shirt.

I then had to stand up, in the middle of this treatise on how Jung's contemporaries were shocked by his frank discussion of fellatio, and walk down the stairs, behind the professor, and out the door to the mens room, while cupping my nose with my hand as blood continued to seep down my face.

I don't remember much about that class after that. I think I may even have dropped it.


I've held someone's head together after a car accident, I've plugged bullet wounds with my index finger and palm, I've calmly discussed hobbies with people who's bones were protruding from their bodies, I've delivered 2 babies, I calmly asked what was left of a lady who'd been hit by a train what she meant by "Where's my baby?", and then I looked for the baby, I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled, I've wrestled people who's injections sites were so infected their limbs were hanging on by threads, etc. But for a long time, for the first year or so, I'd faint at my own blood. It's just how some of us are wired. Admit it can be embarrassing and don't worry about it. Explain it to your coworkers, and carry on.
 
2013-06-28 07:12:56 PM
eddyphillips.blog.com
 
2013-06-28 07:14:56 PM

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 850x457]


What movie is that? I know I've seen it but can't remember. Monty Python Meaning of Life?
 
2013-06-28 07:18:06 PM

Notabunny: I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled


I know that story. Can't remember why, but I knew someone associated with that story. I didn't think it was in California though.
 
2013-06-28 07:19:43 PM

Notabunny: lostcat: In college I had a big problem with nosebleeds. If the weather was cold and dry, my nose would bleed easily if I just rubbed my nose too hard.

One fine winter morning I was sitting in my Intro to Psych class, which took place in a big, crowded lecture hall. The only way in and out of the room was through a door located in the wall behind the lecturer.

The topic of the day was Jung, and our professor was in fine form, talking about Jung's theories and the mores of the time. As the professor started into a bit about the implications of oral sex, I inadvertently poked my finger around and nicked the wall of my nostril with my nail.

There was an immediate stream of warmth down my lip to my chin, and I glanced down in time to see the first red splash on the front of my shirt.

I then had to stand up, in the middle of this treatise on how Jung's contemporaries were shocked by his frank discussion of fellatio, and walk down the stairs, behind the professor, and out the door to the mens room, while cupping my nose with my hand as blood continued to seep down my face.

I don't remember much about that class after that. I think I may even have dropped it.

I've held someone's head together after a car accident, I've plugged bullet wounds with my index finger and palm, I've calmly discussed hobbies with people who's bones were protruding from their bodies, I've delivered 2 babies, I calmly asked what was left of a lady who'd been hit by a train what she meant by "Where's my baby?", and then I looked for the baby, I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled, I've wrestled people who's injections sites were so infected their limbs were hanging on by threads, etc. But for a long time, for the first year or so, I'd faint at my own blood. It's just how some of us are wired. Admit it can be embarrassing and don't worry about it. Explain it to your coworkers, and car ...


Ok, so judging by your bio, you're a father.

Anything else? What did you do that allowed you such access to such horrific things? Paramedic? Cop? Firefighter?
 
2013-06-28 07:20:34 PM

BojanglesPaladin: Notabunny: I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled

I know that story. Can't remember why, but I knew someone associated with that story. I didn't think it was in California though.


It was in Stockton. Let me dig around a bit and see if it's on the interwebs. It was a while ago.
 
2013-06-28 07:24:36 PM

Notabunny: BojanglesPaladin: Notabunny: I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled

I know that story. Can't remember why, but I knew someone associated with that story. I didn't think it was in California though.

It was in Stockton. Let me dig around a bit and see if it's on the interwebs. It was a while ago.


As I recall, this was in the 90s? I have found the intrawebs are really bad about non-historic events before the WorldWideWeb. If it's the same event, then I remember where I heard it from and what the involvement was. Crazy small world.
 
2013-06-28 07:25:15 PM

darch: Ok, so judging by your bio, you're a father.

Anything else? What did you do that allowed you such access to such horrific things? Paramedic? Cop? Firefighter?


Lindsay Lohan's PR agent looking for something more uplifting in his downtime?
 
2013-06-28 07:32:31 PM

BojanglesPaladin: Notabunny: BojanglesPaladin: Notabunny: I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled

I know that story. Can't remember why, but I knew someone associated with that story. I didn't think it was in California though.

It was in Stockton. Let me dig around a bit and see if it's on the interwebs. It was a while ago.

As I recall, this was in the 90s? I have found the intrawebs are really bad about non-historic events before the WorldWideWeb. If it's the same event, then I remember where I heard it from and what the involvement was. Crazy small world.


Off the top of my head it was either '95 or '99. It would have been where the N-S tracks crossed either Fremont or Minor, east of downtown. I was new, and he was one of our "downtowners", basically hobos or homeless people who lived on the streets. Nice enough guy. The EMTs said he'd live until the cars decoupled, then he'd bleed out. Which was about right.
 
2013-06-28 07:33:54 PM
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"Ah-ha-ha-ha!  Is funny because all sex in Germany involves feces!  Ha-ha-ha!  Ohhh!"
 
2013-06-28 07:38:07 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Admittedly it was during the "safe methods of autoerotic asphyxiation" training lessons. They would have been released before collapsing, but they stumbled on the safe word....

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Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 850x457]


OOBE Juan Kenobi: [hardtickettohomevideo.files.wordpress.com image 400x250]


winnar winnar chicken dinnar
 
2013-06-28 07:45:20 PM
BojanglesPaladin:


Can't find a link. I guess I suck at the interwebs. Sorry.
 
2013-06-28 07:56:09 PM

Notabunny: Can't find a link. I guess I suck at the interwebs. Sorry.


It's not you. Like I said, the internet is absolutely terrible abut anything that happened prior to 1999 that wasn't headline news.

But I remember the story, and I can vouch for you that it actually happened.
 
2013-06-28 08:00:28 PM

BojanglesPaladin: Notabunny: Can't find a link. I guess I suck at the interwebs. Sorry.

It's not you. Like I said, the internet is absolutely terrible abut anything that happened prior to 1999 that wasn't headline news.

But I remember the story, and I can vouch for you that it actually happened.


Yay you, taking credit for urban legends.
 
2013-06-28 08:02:37 PM

BojanglesPaladin: Notabunny: Can't find a link. I guess I suck at the interwebs. Sorry.

It's not you. Like I said, the internet is absolutely terrible abut anything that happened prior to 1999 that wasn't headline news.

But I remember the story, and I can vouch for you that it actually happened.


Thanks. I'd be happy to buy you a growler at Valley Brew next time you're in teh Valley. Their IPA is worth writing home about. They're working on better grub, but their suds are still very nice.
 
2013-06-28 08:07:30 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: A biology lesson in Remigianum school in Borken, North Rhine-Westphalia went awry after the collapse of one child suffering from previously existing circulation problems set off a chain reaction among fellow pupils.
Shortly afterwards a second child hyperventilated, then another collapsed with stress. Then on the arrival of an emergency doctor another child suffered a further attack, as a police spokesman confirmed on Thursday.

So one kid with a medical condition fainted, then the others panicked themselves into fits.


One person did something dramatic and dangerous, and others convinced themselves to follow him wholeheartedly. Do you never learn, Germany?!
 
2013-06-28 08:09:44 PM

BojanglesPaladin: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 850x457]

What movie is that? I know I've seen it but can't remember. Monty Python Meaning of Life?


Yarp.  Meaning of Life.
 
2013-06-28 08:14:45 PM

uncleacid: All they ever showed us was really bad cases of VD and said don't have sex.


show them before and after shots of meth heads.  and say it's from meth sex.
 
2013-06-28 08:20:07 PM

ronaprhys: BojanglesPaladin: Notabunny: Can't find a link. I guess I suck at the interwebs. Sorry.

It's not you. Like I said, the internet is absolutely terrible abut anything that happened prior to 1999 that wasn't headline news.

But I remember the story, and I can vouch for you that it actually happened.

Yay you, taking credit for urban legends.


Find out what you're capable of. We all have different limits. But you won't know until your try.
 
2013-06-28 08:21:43 PM
I saw the sex film in 6th grade. Apparently they didn't explain ejaculation well enough, because I was worried that it was just going to leak out like pee and show on my pant leg while in public. It wasn't until next year that I discovered what actually happens.
 
2013-06-28 08:23:51 PM

Notabunny: lostcat: In college I had a big problem with nosebleeds. If the weather was cold and dry, my nose would bleed easily if I just rubbed my nose too hard.

One fine winter morning I was sitting in my Intro to Psych class, which took place in a big, crowded lecture hall. The only way in and out of the room was through a door located in the wall behind the lecturer.

The topic of the day was Jung, and our professor was in fine form, talking about Jung's theories and the mores of the time. As the professor started into a bit about the implications of oral sex, I inadvertently poked my finger around and nicked the wall of my nostril with my nail.

There was an immediate stream of warmth down my lip to my chin, and I glanced down in time to see the first red splash on the front of my shirt.

I then had to stand up, in the middle of this treatise on how Jung's contemporaries were shocked by his frank discussion of fellatio, and walk down the stairs, behind the professor, and out the door to the mens room, while cupping my nose with my hand as blood continued to seep down my face.

I don't remember much about that class after that. I think I may even have dropped it.

I've held someone's head together after a car accident, I've plugged bullet wounds with my index finger and palm, I've calmly discussed hobbies with people who's bones were protruding from their bodies, I've delivered 2 babies, I calmly asked what was left of a lady who'd been hit by a train what she meant by "Where's my baby?", and then I looked for the baby, I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled, I've wrestled people who's injections sites were so infected their limbs were hanging on by threads, etc. But for a long time, for the first year or so, I'd faint at my own blood. It's just how some of us are wired. Admit it can be embarrassing and don't worry about it. Explain it to your coworkers, and car ...


That...is absolutely horrifying.  I'm glad there are people that have a stronger stomach than I do.
 
2013-06-28 08:40:43 PM

Notabunny: I calmly asked what was left of a lady who'd been hit by a train what she meant by "Where's my baby?"


So what was left of the lady?
 
2013-06-28 08:48:18 PM

Notabunny: I've held someone's head together after a car accident, I've plugged bullet wounds with my index finger and palm, I've calmly discussed hobbies with people who's bones were protruding from their bodies, I've delivered 2 babies, I calmly asked what was left of a lady who'd been hit by a train what she meant by "Where's my baby?", and then I looked for the baby, I've held a cell phone up for a man who'd been empaled by a boxcar coupling device so he could say goodbye to family before the boxcars were decoupled, I've wrestled people who's injections sites were so infected their limbs were hanging on by threads


THE ARISTOCRATS!
 
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