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2013-06-28 02:20:05 PM
Oh Cleveland.  Thanks for being Cleveland and picking a fat tweener forward with the #1 pick.
 
2013-06-28 02:25:05 PM
One last time:  Link
 
2013-06-28 02:30:03 PM
I declared my eligibility for the NBA draft (NFL, too...didn't get selected). When I heard that a guy from Vegas went number one overall, I thought I had made the big time. Turns out I wasn't the only one from Las Vegas in the draft. So then later, I hear that "Paul was involved in a blockbuster trade"...well, MY name is Paul. You can imagine the roller coaster ride I was on last night...
 
2013-06-28 02:36:39 PM
I was thinking the whole time that Bill Simmons sure-as-shiat was acting drunk.
 
2013-06-28 03:22:03 PM

babysealclubber: I was thinking the whole time that Bill Simmons sure-as-shiat was acting drunk.


He was more fun to watch than Shane Battier's miserable interviews, that's for sure.
 
2013-06-28 04:15:41 PM
Can we please stop letting Michael Jordan make draft picks from a poker table in Vegas after his sixth cognac?  Cody Zeller?  We already have a mediocre PF, idiot.

/my first thought after the 3rd pick was "Oh, shiat, it's gonna be Nerlens Thabeet".
//my first thought after the fourth was, "Geez, we should have taken Nerlens Thabeet".
 
2013-06-28 04:42:09 PM

calm like a bomb: Can we please stop letting Michael Jordan make draft picks from a poker table in Vegas after his sixth cognac?  Cody Zeller?  We already have a mediocre PF, idiot.

/my first thought after the 3rd pick was "Oh, shiat, it's gonna be Nerlens Thabeet".
//my first thought after the fourth was, "Geez, we should have taken Nerlens Thabeet".


Who do you think will have a better NBA career: Zeller or Adam Morrison?
 
2013-06-28 05:06:40 PM

SnakeLee: calm like a bomb: Can we please stop letting Michael Jordan make draft picks from a poker table in Vegas after his sixth cognac?  Cody Zeller?  We already have a mediocre PF, idiot.

/my first thought after the 3rd pick was "Oh, shiat, it's gonna be Nerlens Thabeet".
//my first thought after the fourth was, "Geez, we should have taken Nerlens Thabeet".

Who do you think will have a better NBA career: Zeller or Adam Morrison?


Zeller, if by "better" you mean "gets on the court and does nothing more than twice a month".
 
2013-06-28 10:47:18 PM

SnakeLee: calm like a bomb: Can we please stop letting Michael Jordan make draft picks from a poker table in Vegas after his sixth cognac?  Cody Zeller?  We already have a mediocre PF, idiot.

/my first thought after the 3rd pick was "Oh, shiat, it's gonna be Nerlens Thabeet".
//my first thought after the fourth was, "Geez, we should have taken Nerlens Thabeet".

Who do you think will have a better NBA career: Zeller or Adam Morrison?


Oh christ, there's almost no way Cody Zeller can be as crappy as Adam Morrison - the NBA's most hilarious defensive liability - was.  Zeller can run the length of the court, has actually got some hops... broseph Tyler surely has tips to help with the transition from the college game... broseph other bro whatever his name maybe has tips, too.  I just can't see Zeller failing like Morrison did.

/yes there have been 'even worse defenders' than morrison but that's only because they put out zero effort
//morrison was physically incapable of defending nba players, no matter how hard he tried
 
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