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(ACLU)   Time for this year's Creationism Follies, where your great-grandpa had a pet dinosaur and all fossils came from the Great Flood   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Creationism Follies, apologetics, Creation Museum, certified teacher, community schools, school year, private schools  
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2013-06-28 02:02:11 PM  
3 votes:
Hitler lost WW2 / Were you there?!
2013-06-28 02:56:04 PM  
2 votes:
My rage is spent on this topic.  Now it just profound sadness that we are still teaching our children lies so a few stuffy old men can continue to bilk their congregations out of millions.

Here a pic that makes me feel better.

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2013-06-28 02:23:03 PM  
2 votes:
I am a firm believer in the literal interpretation of the Bible.  Particularly where it pertains to the following:

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2013-06-28 02:09:18 PM  
2 votes:
God's Gospel Lizards is my new band name.
2013-06-28 02:05:58 PM  
2 votes:

leonel: Hitler lost WW2 / Were you there?!


"God says we should burn witches!"
"Oh yeah? Were you there when he said it?"
"He wrote it in the Bible!!"
"Where you there when he WROTE IT?"
2013-06-28 02:01:21 PM  
2 votes:

Time for this year's Creationism Follies

Sciencedammit, why isn't this on my calendar?

2013-06-28 04:34:41 PM  
1 vote:

It's all about Blood.  The favor God showed to Cane over Able

You will probably want to re-read that part.
2013-06-28 03:11:20 PM  
1 vote:

tblax: Charlie Chingas: You're a funny lot. Looking forward to hearing all your screams in Hell from mine comfy chair up in Heaven.

Well that's not a very Christian thing to say*

*in theory


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2013-06-28 02:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
You're a funny lot. Looking forward to hearing all your screams in Hell from mine comfy chair up in Heaven.
2013-06-28 02:35:02 PM  
1 vote:

hardinparamedic: If hell is a real place, it's littered with creationist museums and Satan is having a tea with Jerry Falwell.

There was a quote in one of yesterday's threads that stuck with me; If I owned hell and Texas I would rent Texas out and live in hell
2013-06-28 02:33:29 PM  
1 vote:
Thank goodness I wasn't ever exposed to this kind of organized ignorance in the classroom.

Oh, you bet twelve-year old me would have been kicked out of the "Creation Museum" or been bodily dragged yelling and screaming to the principal's office had someone started talking that kind of foolishness in a classroom. This has been wildly inappropriate in schools for the last century, at least.

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