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(BBC)   Much like a naked picture of Adele eating a pork chop, teacher's strike hurts thousands of pupils   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 176
    More: Sad, Department for Education, England, industrial action, council areas, eggs, porkchops, unions  
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2013-06-28 01:53:15 PM  
HOTY.

Bravo subwinner.
 
2013-06-28 01:58:05 PM  
Kind of makes me wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination.
 
2013-06-28 02:28:11 PM  

blatz514: HOTY.

Bravo subwinner.


I don't like what he said, but damn it IS funny.
 
2013-06-28 02:31:11 PM  
Why would a naked picture of Adele be eating a pork chop? And how?

blatz514: HOTY.

Bravo subwinner.


Nonetheless, this.
 
2013-06-28 02:47:42 PM  
 
2013-06-28 02:52:10 PM  
I want to see her naked because boobs
 
2013-06-28 02:52:13 PM  
How long have you held onto the first part of that joke, waiting for your Google Alert that your punch line had arrived?
 
2013-06-28 02:53:03 PM  

ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s


Sweet Baby Jebus! What the hell is that?!?
 
2013-06-28 02:53:40 PM  
Whose pork chop?
 
2013-06-28 02:54:58 PM  
Would do. And try to eat the pork chop.
 
2013-06-28 02:56:14 PM  

ampoliros: ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s

Sweet Baby Jebus! What the hell is that?!?


Honey Boo Boo in her teenage years.
 
2013-06-28 02:56:50 PM  
A Department for Education spokesperson said: "Industrial action will disrupt pupils' education, hugely inconvenience parents and damage the profession's reputation in the eyes of the public at a time when our reforms are driving up standards across the country.

Yes, strikes are designed to disrupt and inconvenience to the point of bargaining from the employer. The unions are trying to use the stop in schools one way. The department is trying to use the stop in schools another way and simply miffed the unions are not listening.
 
2013-06-28 02:58:58 PM  

ampoliros: ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s

Sweet Baby Jebus! What the hell is that?!?


Based on this reply alone, I shall never click that link...TYVM...
 
2013-06-28 02:59:42 PM  

Paris1127: Why would a naked picture of Adele be eating a pork chop? And how?

blatz514: HOTY.

Bravo subwinner.

Nonetheless, this.


Rolling in the beef, surely?
 
2013-06-28 03:00:18 PM  
Oh come on. You know Adele could make it work.
 
2013-06-28 03:00:23 PM  

Vangor: Yes, strikes are designed to disrupt and inconvenience to the point of bargaining from the employer.


Which is why public servants shouldn't be allowed to strike. The employer isn't the one being hurt here. The general public is.
 
2013-06-28 03:00:25 PM  

ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s


Incredible.  22M views!  She's a cash machine!  Incredible.
 
2013-06-28 03:00:32 PM  

ampoliros: ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s

Sweet Baby Jebus! What the hell is that?!?


My friends and I call it: "Masturbation level: infinity"
 
2013-06-28 03:00:35 PM  
That could give you macular degeneration.
 
2013-06-28 03:01:56 PM  

Valiente: Paris1127: Why would a naked picture of Adele be eating a pork chop? And how?

blatz514: HOTY.

Bravo subwinner.

Nonetheless, this.

Rolling in the beef, surely?


Are you serious?
 
2013-06-28 03:02:48 PM  
Subby. You won an internet but they delivered it to me by mistake. Collect it, and your sturdy high-five whenever you wish.
 
2013-06-28 03:03:29 PM  
Why the Adele hate?

I hate you ozone.
 
2013-06-28 03:03:44 PM  
Sweet biscuits.  It's a one day strike and all involved will quickly forget about it.  Unlike the mental image of a naked Adele munching on a pork chop.  Now that will haunt me forever.  Thanks subby.
 
2013-06-28 03:05:45 PM  
Valiente:

Rolling in the beef, surely?

Whenever I make witty headlines making fun of the gorgeous and angelic voiced Taylor Swift they get red light. But it's OK to make fun of fat and ugly people who can't sing.

I'll remember that, modmins.
 
2013-06-28 03:06:05 PM  
Adele enjoys sandwiches.. that's what I'm sayin'
 
2013-06-28 03:09:56 PM  

Copper Spork: Which is why public servants shouldn't be allowed to strike. The employer isn't the one being hurt here. The general public is.


The employer is the one being hurt as the employer answers to the public. What you mean is, the general public has allowed themselves to become disenfranchised with the system enough to think of the employers as static and unchanging and the system as required and immutable.
 
2013-06-28 03:10:40 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I want to see her naked because boobs


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2013-06-28 03:10:55 PM  

ampoliros: ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s

Sweet Baby Jebus! What the hell is that?!?


i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-28 03:11:16 PM  
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*

Adele is aggressively fat and promotes an unhealthy way of life.
 
2013-06-28 03:12:09 PM  

ozone: ampoliros: ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s

Sweet Baby Jebus! What the hell is that?!?

My friends and I call it: "Masturbation level: infinity"


Turn it up.
 
2013-06-28 03:14:05 PM  
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?


/eat the meat
//give her the puddin'
 
2013-06-28 03:15:29 PM  
To justify these attacks and education reforms, the secretary of state has Koch brothers/Bill Gates Foundation/ etc. have sought to denigrate teachers and present our public education system as broken. As a result the teaching profession is now in crisis.

Yeah, cuz it's all about me. Unions will never be truly broken in the USofA until they break the public employee unions. Teachers are easier to attack than cops and firefighters, since so many teachers are old/female/pedos/simply resemble a teacher you may have hated as a child.

/no, I don't have citations for that, and since I'm in the middle of my competely-undeserved 10-week vacay, I don't feel like looking for them
//you may now resume your Adele-ambivalence discussion
 
2013-06-28 03:15:38 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ampoliros: ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s

Sweet Baby Jebus! What the hell is that?!?

[i44.tinypic.com image 700x528]


Once again AVG.  I not sure how keyboards you have cost the state.
 
2013-06-28 03:15:47 PM  
Bad ripoff of this awesome headline.
 
2013-06-28 03:16:06 PM  

worlddan: But it's OK to make fun of fat and ugly people who can't sing.


Did you seriously just say that Adele can't sing?
 
2013-06-28 03:16:30 PM  

darth_badger: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?



Oh, she eats the meat. Covered in pudding.
 
2013-06-28 03:16:55 PM  

ozone: I'm just going to leave this right here   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=V3ROsVTKVDw# t =159s


22 million views ? World, I am disapppoint.

/ At least she hasn't done a video cover of 'Bad Romance'.  Has she?
// Afraid to look.
 
2013-06-28 03:17:26 PM  

Copper Spork: Which is why public servants shouldn't be allowed to strike.


Public servants shouldn't have bargaining power; they should submit to every administrative whim.
 
2013-06-28 03:18:03 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-28 03:19:10 PM  
Adele? Yeah, I would. In a heartbeat.

I bet she'd make me breakfast in the morning, too.
 
2013-06-28 03:19:15 PM  
I'd let her carry me off to Valhalla 8 days a week.
 
2013-06-28 03:19:34 PM  

WippitGuud: darth_badger: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?


Oh, she eats the meat. Covered in pudding.


GAH!  Must...Get...Image...Out....Of....Head.

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Better.
 
2013-06-28 03:21:05 PM  
This headline delivers!
www.funny-potato.com
 
2013-06-28 03:21:16 PM  

Paris1127: Why would a naked picture of Adele be eating a pork chop? And how?

blatz514: HOTY.

Bravo subwinner.

Nonetheless, this.


Really well done.
 
2013-06-28 03:27:52 PM  
Horrible mental image: ☑
A genius pun: ☑
Concisely delivers the punchline: ☑

Well done, submitter. HOTW for sure, and a likely HOTY candidate as well.
 
2013-06-28 03:28:36 PM  

Gonz: Adele? Yeah, I would. In a heartbeat.

I bet she'd make me breakfast in the morning, too.


I guess pancakes and waffles would be out, since all the flour would be used up.
 
2013-06-28 03:28:58 PM  

ArtosRC: worlddan: But it's OK to make fun of fat and ugly people who can't sing.

Did you seriously just say that Adele can't sing?


I'll say it.

Fat biatch with smoker's voice can't sing.
 
2013-06-28 03:33:52 PM  
Adele and pork chops?  That makes me apple sauce.
 
2013-06-28 03:34:04 PM  

ArtosRC: worlddan: But it's OK to make fun of fat and ugly people who can't sing.

Did you seriously just say that Adele can't sing?


You found that more incredible than the fact I said Taylor Swift could?
 
2013-06-28 03:36:16 PM  
Adele is beautiful, and if you can't see it I can only feel sorry for you ... not her.
 
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