2 grams: Why do they have to drag Sesame street into all this? Can't they just be puppets?Classless Asshats.
Gunny Highway: They a puppets on a kids show.
Il Douchey: They are not gay. Puppets don't have genitals/Grover, however, is a scatophage
darkedgefan: Didn't Family Guy already do this? Showed Bert and Ernie waking up next to each other? That was from 1999.Of course they are both little pillow biters.
WippitGuud: Is this what Rand Paul meant by marrying non-humans?
Walker: Gunny Highway: They a puppets on a kids show.They're gay puppets.Spoiler: Peppermint Patty and Marcie are lesbians.
RoyHobbs22: Il Douchey: They are not gay. Puppets don't have genitals/Grover, however, is a scatophageOscar has some serious issues too, but seriously FFS leave innocent children's educational programming out of it.
scottydoesntknow: And I'm sure Sesame Street would love to be dragged into this.If they had suggested that Bert & Ernie were gay, then this could work, but they've vehemently denied it since day one.
fanbladesaresharp: Didn't even Jim Henson himself say they weren't gay, they're puppets years ago? Good god, N'yakker, go find some other lake to troll today.
To The Escape Zeppelin!: ACunningPlan:None of my kids ever asked me if Bert & Ernie were gay; they never asked why Donald Duck didn't wear trousers. Or why Tinkie Winkie carried a handbag or why Little Bear's entire family wore clothes but Little Bear ran around stark naked the whole time....I asked my niece why Donald Duck doesn't wear pants to which she replied that "he's a duck, of course he doesn't wear pants." I decided that was the perfect answer.
vernonFL: They are not gay. How do I know?[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194]Look at their shirts. No gay couple would leave the house together dressed like that.Also, Bert's unibrow? Hell no. Any self respecting gay man has his eyebrows threaded
scottydoesntknow: But can you explain why he wears a towel around his waist whenever he gets out of the bath?
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