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(The Local)   Parisians, forced for 15 years to live on the dog food that is a "Royale with Cheese", will soon be able to enjoy le Whopper again. Ooh la la   (thelocal.fr ) divider line
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2013-06-28 12:31:24 PM  
Whopper:  now that's a GOOD burger!
 
2013-06-28 12:32:34 PM  
Burger King blows... gave them a chance when they came to Alberta... I'll stick to Wendy's.  Hell McDonald's is better.
 
2013-06-28 12:33:42 PM  

IlGreven: Sybarite: Burger King's return to Paris could not have been better timing after a recent study revealed that sales of fast food had overtaken those of traditional sit-down restaurant dishes for the first time.

Ha ha! Soon the French will not longer be able to point and laugh at fat Americans, at least without wheezing a little bit. Get out the vinegar and mayonnaise for your Freedom Fries!

Heh, I actually got on a bit of a "Mayo with my Fries" kick while I was working at the Vortex.  People laugh, but it's much better tasting than ketchup.


throw a little garlic and fresh ground pepper in there and you are really onto something.
 
2013-06-28 12:36:11 PM  
Meh, Quick is better anyway.
 
2013-06-28 12:37:05 PM  
What do they call a Hardee's Thickburger in France?

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-06-28 12:37:23 PM  

tricycleracer: Way more interesting than their U.S. menu:

Translated to 'Murrican


"THE SANDWICH McDonald" looks like shiat, but I'd try something called "THE CHICKEN BACON MYTHIC".

/not fat
/not skinny either
 
2013-06-28 12:39:49 PM  

shanteyman: Do they call them "French fries"? Or Frites like the pompous douchebags that they are?


Look up why they're called french fries.  Nothing to do with France.

That was the most hilarious example of politics fail to come out of the whole build up to the Iraq war.  "Freedom Fries" only made you Americans look too farking stupid top be allowed to tie your own shoes.
 
2013-06-28 12:40:49 PM  

skrame: "THE SANDWICH McDonald" looks like shiat,


Although the description does sell it a little bit...


A croque monsieur all round, while simplicity: two slices of melted Swiss cheese, a slice of ham than in a back and toasted bread. It does not take him more to be good.

and...

Her tight crumb, its thin crust and uniform color is obtained thanks to the use of quality flour. It is obtained by milling wheats harvested particularly in Beauce, Gatinaise, Ile de France, but also in the Rhône-Alpes, Auvergne, Burgundy and Midi-Pyrenees (for the 2010 harvest).

Ok; I'd try one for a dollar.
 
2013-06-28 12:40:55 PM  

skrame: "THE SANDWICH McDonald" looks like shiat


It's just a croque monsieur. I'm sure they sell the hell out of them.
 
2013-06-28 12:45:07 PM  
I was a little saddened to learn that fast food culture is replacing cafe culture in Paris but then I remembered last time I was over there I think 60 percent of what I ate was crepes sold by street vendors and cheap rotgut vino that still managed to be delicious.  So I guess I was part of the delicious problem myself.  Never did eat at an American fast food franchise over there but a McDonalds was the first thing I saw as I exited the Gare du Nord train station.  Could have knocked me over with a feather.
 
2013-06-28 12:55:39 PM  

Highroller48: "Freedom Fries" only made you Americans look too farking stupid top be allowed to tie your own shoes.


The republicans have become exceedingly good at that.
 
2013-06-28 01:03:17 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: show me: Eddie Adams from Torrance: show me: What?

English motherfarker.. do you speak it?

W-w-w-what?

Say what again, I dare you


What?
 
2013-06-28 01:07:31 PM  
French Fries come from Belgium
 
2013-06-28 01:14:19 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Highroller48: "Freedom Fries" only made you Americans look too farking stupid top be allowed to tie your own shoes.

The republicans have become exceedingly good at that.


Yes, sorry.  In trying to avoid partisan rhetoric, I unfairly painted all of you with that brush.  It was, indeed, the Republiderps.
 
2013-06-28 01:15:28 PM  

pute kisses like a man: French Fries come from Belgium


That's so they avoid the Magineault line.
 
2013-06-28 01:18:11 PM  

Sudlow: After eating at a couple of tourist restaurants in Paris, a Whopper With Cheese would taste mighty good.

/ate at a BK on the Champs Elysses in the 80s.


And I ate at street vendors and argued with bums in Czech when I was in Prague in the 90s.  Does that make us both hipsters?
 
2013-06-28 01:19:27 PM  

sno man: IlGreven: Sybarite: Burger King's return to Paris could not have been better timing after a recent study revealed that sales of fast food had overtaken those of traditional sit-down restaurant dishes for the first time.

Ha ha! Soon the French will not longer be able to point and laugh at fat Americans, at least without wheezing a little bit. Get out the vinegar and mayonnaise for your Freedom Fries!

Heh, I actually got on a bit of a "Mayo with my Fries" kick while I was working at the Vortex.  People laugh, but it's much better tasting than ketchup.

throw a little garlic and fresh ground pepper in there and you are really onto something.


No no no.  Tartar sauce belongs on fries.  As well as garlic and pepper.
 
2013-06-28 01:25:36 PM  

blatz514: sno man: IlGreven: Sybarite: Burger King's return to Paris could not have been better timing after a recent study revealed that sales of fast food had overtaken those of traditional sit-down restaurant dishes for the first time.

Ha ha! Soon the French will not longer be able to point and laugh at fat Americans, at least without wheezing a little bit. Get out the vinegar and mayonnaise for your Freedom Fries!

Heh, I actually got on a bit of a "Mayo with my Fries" kick while I was working at the Vortex.  People laugh, but it's much better tasting than ketchup.

throw a little garlic and fresh ground pepper in there and you are really onto something.

No no no.  Tartar sauce belongs on fries.  As well as garlic and pepper.


I like honey mustard with fries.
 
2013-06-28 01:25:52 PM  
 
2013-06-28 01:27:56 PM  

Highroller48: shanteyman: Do they call them "French fries"? Or Frites like the pompous douchebags that they are?

Look up why they're called french fries.  Nothing to do with France.

That was the most hilarious example of politics fail to come out of the whole build up to the Iraq war.  "Freedom Fries" only made you Americans look too farking stupid top be allowed to tie your own shoes.


Let's keep it in perspective.  It was an immature response by some people, yes.  And while an all out war on all counts was excessive and unnecessary, the Iraq War was as much about France's (and Russia's) violation of the Oil for Food program as it was about ousting Saddam Hussein.  Bush was pissed about that and made sure everyone knew it.
So going back to the perspective thing, saying Freedom Fries is petty, violating an international agreement and illegally gaining millions in discounted oil while supporting a terrible dictator was worse, and all out war was terrible and unfortunate.
 
2013-06-28 01:30:16 PM  
Never mind the food, I'll bet Paris has a $5 milkshake.
ih2.redbubble.net
 
2013-06-28 01:35:01 PM  
Do they still eat "Spotted Dick" or is that a British thing?
 
2013-06-28 01:36:36 PM  
Burger King sucks. In France they get to suck in French....which sounds like a good porno, but it's still BK, which will always suck. Suck.
 
2013-06-28 01:37:33 PM  
 
2013-06-28 01:44:32 PM  

Walker: In Australia Burger King is known as Hungry Jack's. It's very confusing.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 540x360]


Farking hilarious. Thank you for expanding my world view today.
 
2013-06-28 01:48:10 PM  

whither_apophis: First the Japanese complaining about loan words,


What's the deal with this?
 
2013-06-28 01:48:20 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: blatz514: sno man: IlGreven: Sybarite: Burger King's return to Paris could not have been better timing after a recent study revealed that sales of fast food had overtaken those of traditional sit-down restaurant dishes for the first time.

Ha ha! Soon the French will not longer be able to point and laugh at fat Americans, at least without wheezing a little bit. Get out the vinegar and mayonnaise for your Freedom Fries!

Heh, I actually got on a bit of a "Mayo with my Fries" kick while I was working at the Vortex.  People laugh, but it's much better tasting than ketchup.

throw a little garlic and fresh ground pepper in there and you are really onto something.

No no no.  Tartar sauce belongs on fries.  As well as garlic and pepper.

I like honey mustard with fries.


Yep, that's good too.
 
2013-06-28 01:51:55 PM  
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Burger King chicken sandwich= merde frit

www.seriouseats.com

Burger King Philly chicken sandwich= merde frit avec fromage
 
2013-06-28 02:15:53 PM  

Latinwolf: whither_apophis: First the Japanese complaining about loan words,

What's the deal with this?


http://www.fark.com/comments/7817191?from_page=main
 
2013-06-28 02:46:23 PM  
Sounds like the French have merde taste in food.
 
2013-06-28 03:05:52 PM  
www.eftekasat.net
 
2013-06-28 03:42:45 PM  
And further on down the page we have the issue of insufficient baristas being trained.  Easy solution, bring back the draft and student deferments.
 
2013-06-28 03:43:18 PM  

tricycleracer: skrame: "THE SANDWICH McDonald" looks like shiat

It's just a croque monsieur. I'm sure they sell the hell out of them.


Probably. After zooming in and reading the description, I admitted I'd give it a shot. The thumbnail just looks like a bologna sandwich.
 
2013-06-28 04:51:11 PM  

serial_crusher: Begun this franchise war has.  Soon all restaurants will be Taco Bell.


s23.postimg.org
 
2013-06-28 05:28:55 PM  
Quick Burger reigns supreme in Paris.  In my experience the home team franchise always beats McD's except in China.
 
2013-06-28 08:11:31 PM  

show me: What?


Done in one.
 
2013-06-29 03:17:38 AM  

Walker: In Australia Burger King is known as Hungry Jack's. It's very confusing.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 540x360]


You'd think it would be Hungry Bruce. Australians are weird.
 
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