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(The Poke (UK))   If Fark was a pub, what would the pub sign say?   ( divider line
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2013-06-28 02:36:58 PM  
E Pluribus Dumbasses

/Now with votey goodness
/Not drunk, sick. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
2013-06-28 02:37:59 PM  
It doesn't have to be original, just traditional IMHO.  Also great place to hang while in St. Albans.
2013-06-28 02:38:13 PM  
Where Everybody No's Your Name.
2013-06-28 02:38:41 PM  
Farkettes enter free
Farkers $10 cover
2013-06-28 02:38:50 PM  

Bf+: "Pete & Repeat's"

/Hangover?  You'll get over it.

That's the sign that's on the back of the door so you can read it as you exit

As for the sign?

Don't anger the Monkey
2013-06-28 02:43:33 PM  
whoops. forgot to enable voting.

"free beer tomorrow"
2013-06-28 02:45:03 PM
2013-06-28 02:45:13 PM  

Warm beer
Lousy service
Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

2013-06-28 02:47:27 PM  
The Squirrel and Chair
2013-06-28 02:50:12 PM  
2013-06-28 02:52:57 PM  
Server Room

/stupid mobile site with no little box to check
2013-06-28 02:53:59 PM  
Please decide on tipping BEFORE entering.
2013-06-28 02:58:42 PM  
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
2013-06-28 02:58:42 PM  
Just expect the person you're talking to to be an asshole.
2013-06-28 03:00:56 PM  
[RED LIGHT]: 95%
2013-06-28 03:02:09 PM  

$5 Cover
On Stage Tonight: Featured Partner

2013-06-28 03:06:23 PM  
Infamous Drew Curtis FARK Bar, home of the UFIA sandwich!
2013-06-28 03:12:58 PM  
The Drunken Fark
2013-06-28 03:13:08 PM  
The Cock and Bull
2013-06-28 03:13:54 PM  

The CockBlocker
2013-06-28 03:14:40 PM
2013-06-28 03:14:45 PM  
2013-06-28 03:15:40 PM  
Don't go home, you're drunk.
2013-06-28 03:20:40 PM  
The Lurkers Pub

"Where the beer is cold, hi means hi, and a blank silent leer means we find you attractive"
2013-06-28 03:21:47 PM  
"Welcome to your Mom's basement"
2013-06-28 03:33:41 PM  
$5.00 per month, unlimited beer!!!
2013-06-28 03:36:30 PM  
Drew's Brews and the Barrel of Bourbon Bar
2013-06-28 03:38:55 PM  
"Where nobody knows your real name"
2013-06-28 03:48:08 PM  
Welcome to the exclusive Green Light
Sponsored Partners only, please
2013-06-28 03:48:51 PM  
Show me your ID
2013-06-28 03:49:28 PM  
"All the Heineken you can loot!"
2013-06-28 03:50:51 PM  
On Tap: 2-Day Old Reddit Beer

Served in mugs cleaner than Moot's 4Chan Pub!

/think I'll hide now
2013-06-28 03:58:38 PM  
NO Looties!
2013-06-28 04:01:21 PM  
The Troll & The White Knight
"Where Dignity Goes To Die"

6 Drink Minimum Unless You're Drew.*

*Then it's 10 drink minimum.
2013-06-28 04:02:37 PM  

Fark's Squee-easy

Performing Tonight:

Dyn-o-mite Monkey

with special guest...

Squirrel Nuts

2013-06-28 04:03:04 PM  
Never Forget
2013-06-28 04:20:04 PM  
2013-06-28 04:21:32 PM  

WelldeadLink: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

I was going to say this, only just the underlined part. Then, if anyone asks what the sign means, the regulars can just say "Too obscure?"
2013-06-28 04:23:27 PM  
This BAR owned by featured partners...
2013-06-28 04:27:10 PM  
Came up with another one...

Bier Trinken Macht Frei

All special events are lock-ins.
2013-06-28 04:28:51 PM  
2013-06-28 04:49:50 PM  
want some rye?  COURSE YA DO!
2013-06-28 04:52:42 PM
2013-06-28 04:54:36 PM
2013-06-28 05:03:36 PM  

Welcome to The Ass and Boil

Many of our women don't have penises. And those that do are growers.

2013-06-28 05:04:05 PM  



2013-06-28 05:05:57 PM  

Why don't you have a seat right over there

2013-06-28 05:07:13 PM  

Welcome to Fark-anon

We cure alcoholism one martini at a time

2013-06-28 05:14:49 PM  

Welcome to Ye Olde Libtard and Teabagger Inn

You can tell It's a Dram Shop from Some of the Pixels and from Seeing Quite a few Dram Shops in Your Time

2013-06-28 05:21:33 PM  

Fark Pub: We got 7 nice rooms and 1 full of mouthbreathers

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