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(The Poke (UK))   If Fark was a pub, what would the pub sign say?   ( ) divider line 114
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2013-06-28 01:59:42 PM  
The FARK Pub!
2013-06-28 02:01:50 PM  
2013-06-28 02:03:02 PM  
We're all drunks 'cause we're not all hunks
2013-06-28 02:03:03 PM  
Heineken $3.95
Sold out
2013-06-28 02:03:03 PM  
2013-06-28 02:03:12 PM  
Sorry, we're open.
2013-06-28 02:03:20 PM  
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear?
2013-06-28 02:03:21 PM  
Welcome to Fark
Where Everyone Knows Your Alt

2013-06-28 02:03:41 PM  
Welcome to UFIA Night
2013-06-28 02:03:48 PM  
The Fark and Firkin
2013-06-28 02:03:55 PM  
The Fark UFIA Center for Alcoholic Activities?
2013-06-28 02:04:34 PM  
In Drew We Trust, all others pay cash
2013-06-28 02:04:37 PM  
For 5 dollars a month you get in before the rest of the rabble.
2013-06-28 02:04:59 PM  
2013-06-28 02:05:03 PM  

If Fark was
were a pub, what would the pub sign say?

Grammar Nazis welcome!
2013-06-28 02:05:08 PM
2013-06-28 02:05:26 PM  
FARK in neon and the A and R buzz and click off
2013-06-28 02:05:26 PM  
Where memes go to die
2013-06-28 02:05:41 PM  
Tits or GTFO
2013-06-28 02:05:44 PM  


No Beer
2013-06-28 02:06:14 PM  
Men: No shirt, no service
Women: No shirt, free drinks
2013-06-28 02:06:39 PM  
It wouldn't say a godsdamned thing.

In the time-honored tradition of pub signs before widespread literacy, it would have pictures.

In this case, it would be boobies, a beer and probably some nerd leering at both.
2013-06-28 02:06:47 PM  
Fark Pub: Poker in the back-liquor in the back.
2013-06-28 02:07:12 PM  
Remember that less than 5% of you will ever get served.
2013-06-28 02:07:41 PM  
Wife-like Drinking Respected.
2013-06-28 02:07:42 PM  

Where the Oil hits your Anus.

/now with voting
2013-06-28 02:07:51 PM  
Ye Ole Nutted Squirrel.
   It's not brews, it's Fark.

/now with voting
2013-06-28 02:08:13 PM  
Open. Best part? Forever........./now with the power of votingation.
2013-06-28 02:08:23 PM  
-Naked Co-ed Girl Trifecta in play inside!
-Come have a drink and if your girlfriend says not to? She'll get over it.
-Ask our bartender what a $5 TotalFarkPub membership gets you!
2013-06-28 02:09:01 PM  
Men's room closed.  Please use the Politics tab.
2013-06-28 02:09:07 PM  
Or: Poker in the rear--liquor in the rear.
2013-06-28 02:10:52 PM  
If You Don't Want A Drink, Then Screw You
2013-06-28 02:11:02 PM  
FREEair conditioning
BEERfrom around the world

2013-06-28 02:11:22 PM
2013-06-28 02:12:19 PM  
2013-06-28 02:14:31 PM  
Drew's Pub-  For people who have alcohol on Green #3.
2013-06-28 02:16:15 PM  
If you spill the bourbon, we close.
2013-06-28 02:17:17 PM  
Don't bother
trying the
It's a repeat
2013-06-28 02:17:56 PM  
2013-06-28 02:19:00 PM  
We're all here because we're not all there.
2013-06-28 02:20:04 PM  
"Pete & Repeat's"

/Hangover?  You'll get over it.
2013-06-28 02:20:08 PM

2013-06-28 02:20:39 PM  
Fark, We're UK Hot.
2013-06-28 02:20:50 PM  
Fark's Fockery
2013-06-28 02:21:39 PM  

sandbar67: Men: No shirt, no service
Women: No shirt, free drinks

and your picture will be deleted following your bannination!

/this is a family bar!
2013-06-28 02:22:02 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Welcome to Fark
Where Everyone Knows Your You're Alt

2013-06-28 02:24:41 PM  
Sign says "Fark bar", with two doors beneath.

When you walk through the left door you find out you're in the Daily Mail bar, where there's almost no British beer, only watered-down, generic foreign crap.

The right door takes you tothe Sun bar, where all the women are ugly, and get uglier the more you drink.
2013-06-28 02:26:19 PM  
It's not the website, it's the pub.
2013-06-28 02:30:11 PM

/stolen from "The World's End"
2013-06-28 02:32:58 PM  
The Silent Woman?

Amiright, Farquettes?
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