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(Discover)   Scientists try to figure out just what is the point of oral sex, plan to keep searching for an answer until they are satisfied   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 36
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2013-06-28 10:18:00 AM  
Test Sample #3:  Inconclusive.

Send in Cinnamon for Test #4.
 
2013-06-28 10:28:07 AM  
I am winning to volunteer my body, for science.
 
2013-06-28 10:28:46 AM  

Clash City Farker: I am winning to volunteer my body, for science.


Yes.  Yes you are.
 
2013-06-28 10:29:26 AM  
I believe it has something to do with drawing the alphabet with your tongue. For scientists that would also include the "special" symbols..
 
2013-06-28 10:29:49 AM  
Simple....you get off and don't get all sweaty.
 
2013-06-28 10:32:38 AM  

BitwiseShift: I believe it has something to do with drawing the alphabet with your tongue. For scientists that would also include the "special" symbols..


"C'mon, baby.  Calculate Pi for me.  It's my birthday."
 
2013-06-28 10:35:08 AM  
The ladies love my enormous impact factor.
 
2013-06-28 10:38:05 AM  
Ask a Question "what is the point of oral sex"Do Background Research ' "Research has been completed, by asking several women if they enjoy it"Construct a Hypothesis  "It feels great if done correctly, or even incorrectly"Test Your Hypothesis by Doing an Experiment " 24 years of exhaustive experimentation where it has been performed on me and i have performed it"Analyze Your Data and Draw a Conclusion " it feels great"Communicate Your Results " I enjoy having my peen sucked"
 
2013-06-28 10:46:34 AM  
Happy wife, happy life.

I'll take that grant money in a lump sum now, thank you very much.
 
2013-06-28 10:52:34 AM  
Mmm sperm retention.
 
2013-06-28 10:57:14 AM  
If it is done right she is happier.  If she is happier, she makes him happier.  That's really all that science needs to know.
 
2013-06-28 11:02:59 AM  
The point is pleasure and trust. You don't need any other reasons besides that.
 
2013-06-28 11:08:19 AM  

T-Boy: If it is done right she is happier.  If she is happier, she makes him happier.  That's really all that science needs to know.


That's actually pretty close to one of the conjectures -- it reduces the chances she'll go looking for more fun with another partner.
 
2013-06-28 11:10:50 AM  
it's as simple as "you do me and I'll owe you one".
 
2013-06-28 11:18:35 AM  
Because I love doing it and I'm good

/the alphabet? You're thinking too much
 
2013-06-28 11:31:23 AM  
I do it because there is nothing more sexy & exciting than a woman in the throws of an orgasm.....
 
2013-06-28 11:36:13 AM  
Scientists try to figure out just what is the point of oral sex...

I don't about you fellas, but mine points at the ceiling.
 
2013-06-28 11:43:10 AM  

Clash City Farker: I am winning to volunteer my body, for science.


Awesome!

Do you have your own kneepads?
 
2013-06-28 11:44:25 AM  

pstawicki: I do it because there is nothing more sexy & exciting than a woman in the throws of an orgasm.....


Sounds violent.
 
2013-06-28 11:48:05 AM  

LiberalWeenie: pstawicki: I do it because there is nothing more sexy & exciting than a woman in the throws of an orgasm.....

Sounds violent.


Like a scene out of Paranormal Activity.
 
2013-06-28 11:51:36 AM  

Diogenes: LiberalWeenie: pstawicki: I do it because there is nothing more sexy & exciting than a woman in the throws of an orgasm.....

Sounds violent.

Like a scene out of Paranormal Activity.


I'd toss it.
 
2013-06-28 12:01:11 PM  
Ummm in order for the female orgasms to achieve "sperm retention" it would have to be done after sperm was deposited inside the vagina. So their hypothesis of cunnilingus educed orgasm as a means of sperm retention means you'd be going down on your lady after you just jizzed up all inside of that.

ewwwww

I mean I'm all for cunnilingus, my wife sure seems to enjoy herself when I'm down there, but that's done prior to any penile/vagina intercourse.
 
2013-06-28 12:11:11 PM  
It feels good.

Duh!
 
2013-06-28 12:42:19 PM  

dennysgod: Ummm in order for the female orgasms to achieve "sperm retention" it would have to be done after sperm was deposited inside the vagina. So their hypothesis of cunnilingus educed orgasm as a means of sperm retention means you'd be going down on your lady after you just jizzed up all inside of that.

ewwwww

I mean I'm all for cunnilingus, my wife sure seems to enjoy herself when I'm down there, but that's done prior to any penile/vagina intercourse.


I assume it's safe to say that ATM is out of the question.
 
2013-06-28 12:48:31 PM  

dennysgod: Ummm in order for the female orgasms to achieve "sperm retention" it would have to be done after sperm was deposited inside the vagina. So their hypothesis of cunnilingus educed orgasm as a means of sperm retention means you'd be going down on your lady after you just jizzed up all inside of that.

ewwwww

I mean I'm all for cunnilingus, my wife sure seems to enjoy herself when I'm down there, but that's done prior to any penile/vagina intercourse.


i find that the eat, then fark order works fine for rerention as she stays highly ... stimulated for as long as i can hold out, and has another o as i finally do.
 
2013-06-28 01:00:26 PM  
Once we can crack the homo - bonobo language barrier, why don't we ask THEM.
They seem to have it all figured out.
 
2013-06-28 01:02:18 PM  

BHShaman: Once we can crack the homo - bonobo language barrier, why don't we ask THEM.
They seem to have it all figured out.


Why just the gay ones?

/I know.  They're ALL gay.
 
2013-06-28 01:04:41 PM  
Next: Lil Kim, Phd, applies for grant to determine just how many licks it takes.

/i know i never make it without biting
 
2013-06-28 01:37:23 PM  
Because she cant get pregnant if she swallows! Now gimmie my damn grant money!
 
2013-06-28 01:53:59 PM  
Nothing to see here, twat eggheads blowing pubic money on vague projects
 
2013-06-28 02:29:41 PM  
Mrs_Fab loves it when I go downtown, no doubt about it. Apparently, I'm quite good at it.  But... there's little to no evolutionary advantage in it for me, really. If she was going to fall off the fidelity wagon, it would probably be for somebody with greater professional ambition and achievement... not someone who can sex her better.

/not worried
 
2013-06-28 02:37:10 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-06-28 02:58:52 PM  

LewDux: Nothing to see here, twat eggheads blowing pubic money on vague projects


I see what you did there...
 
2013-06-28 04:19:29 PM  
I have often wondered if cavemen went down on cavewomen.
 
2013-06-28 04:32:38 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: dennysgod: Ummm in order for the female orgasms to achieve "sperm retention" it would have to be done after sperm was deposited inside the vagina. So their hypothesis of cunnilingus educed orgasm as a means of sperm retention means you'd be going down on your lady after you just jizzed up all inside of that.

ewwwww

I mean I'm all for cunnilingus, my wife sure seems to enjoy herself when I'm down there, but that's done prior to any penile/vagina intercourse.

I assume it's safe to say that ATM is out of the question.


DVDA?
 
2013-06-28 04:36:42 PM  
It's better to give than to receive.

CSB: A long, long time ago when I was in high school, I included oral sex as one of the points in my academic decathlon essay regarding why "It is better to give than to receive." I won a medal for it.
 
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