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(The Sun)   Add "having sex against a window pane" to the list of things that can kill you in China, just below "breathing the air", but above "drinking powdered milk"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 52
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2013-06-28 09:40:04 AM  
And the #1 cause is still "being born a girl."
 
2013-06-28 09:42:39 AM  
If she had just given him a blowjob like he wanted, this wouldn't have happened.  But NO, she had to be selfish.
 
2013-06-28 09:42:53 AM  
Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.
 
2013-06-28 09:43:20 AM  
FTFA: "Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality."

as opposed to all the high-quality products China is famous for
 
2013-06-28 09:43:20 AM  
Did he finish?
 
2013-06-28 09:43:26 AM  
earth window shattering O

That's kind of a cool way to go if you think about it.
 
2013-06-28 09:43:38 AM  
Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality.

Well duh, it's made in China
 
2013-06-28 09:43:41 AM  
More like window PAIN, amirite?!
 
2013-06-28 09:45:36 AM  
Sounds like they had a smashing time.
 
2013-06-28 09:46:25 AM  

YoOjo: Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.


That's what you get when you don't have the job killing government regulation that we do in the US.
 
2013-06-28 09:46:47 AM  
Talk about being through the looking glass...
 
2013-06-28 09:47:09 AM  

TheHappyCanadian: FTFA: "Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality."

as opposed to all the high-quality products China is famous for


I figured they were at least keeping the good stuff there and exporting all the crap.  Apparently, everything they do is crap.
 
2013-06-28 09:47:11 AM  
Wasn't "Sex Against a Window Pane" a Frank Zappa album?
 
2013-06-28 09:48:23 AM  
I'm sure they both had O faces... but for the wrong reasons.
 
2013-06-28 09:50:34 AM  

theknuckler_33: Did he finish?


There are just some things you don't talk about in public
 
2013-06-28 09:52:12 AM  
On the way down he was heard yelling to the woman, jerk it, jerk it.
 
2013-06-28 09:53:29 AM  

Abuse Liability: theknuckler_33: Did he finish?

There are just some things you don't talk about in public


At least no escalators were involved.
 
2013-06-28 09:55:07 AM  
If he had just thought quickly enough, he could have stood on her and jumped at the last second and he'd still be alive.

/it's true
//i saw it in a documentary one time
///or was it a cartoon?
 
2013-06-28 09:56:13 AM  
I believe that the windows were probably not the best of quality, but if you're slammin hams against a glass barrier you should probably expect something bad will happen.
 
TWX
2013-06-28 09:57:52 AM  
"...my new hybrid, the Raquel Welch!"

"How do they like it?"

"Well, some likes it in a bed, other likes it up against a wall..."

/hopefully not too obscure...
 
2013-06-28 09:58:20 AM  

theknuckler_33: If he had just thought quickly enough, he could have stood on her and jumped at the last second and he'd still be alive.

/it's true
//i saw it in a documentary one time
///or was it a cartoon?


I remember when my dad had to explain to me why that wouldn't work. I would like to think I was 3 or 4 at the time. But I'm sure I was older. A lot older. Okay, okay, it was last week! Why do you mock me so?
 
2013-06-28 09:58:47 AM  

TheHappyCanadian: as opposed to all the high-quality products China is famous for


Like 99% of the electronics you use, or 50% of the food you buy?
 
2013-06-28 09:59:01 AM  
Having done this, in China, I must admit "window breaking and falling to our deaths" was not on my mind at the time...  I guess it should have been.
 
2013-06-28 10:02:08 AM  
I am assuming it sounded something like:


"Yes, YES, YeeAES, YESSS, YESSSSS, YEaaaSSS!!! NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"\
 
2013-06-28 10:02:15 AM  
So we know these two people died, which sucks of course, but the article failed to mentioned the status of the bicycle.
 
2013-06-28 10:03:20 AM  
At least they died doing what they loved... each other.
 
2013-06-28 10:04:22 AM  

theknuckler_33: If he had just thought quickly enough, he could have stood on her and jumped at the last second and he'd still be alive.

/it's true
//i saw it in a documentary one time
///or was it a cartoon?


I demand that they examine this issue on Mythbusters.  It would be Buster's finest hour.
 
2013-06-28 10:06:34 AM  

YoOjo: Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.


Nah the walls around the homes of rich people are excellent quality as is everything they encompass. It's just the poor people who have to make do with cheap crap that's constantly falling apart, which reminds me of something but I can't quite remember what.
 
2013-06-28 10:07:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-28 10:09:56 AM  

YoOjo: Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.


Well, there are dozens of empty cities full of thousands of empty buildings to move to if you survive your defenestration! And if you don't, there's a billion more!

Welcome to China! Quantity over quality, that's our motto!
 
2013-06-28 10:18:59 AM  
By the way, white folk have done our own bit of accidentally killing people with shady food production. The Chineses are just a century or two behind us. Catching up, though.
 
2013-06-28 10:25:14 AM  
This is why you leave this style of sex to the birds, they can fly away before hitting the ground.
 
2013-06-28 10:30:23 AM  

EyeballKid: And the #1 cause is still "being born a girl."


Done in 1.
 
2013-06-28 10:41:44 AM  

TheHappyCanadian: FTFA: "Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality."

as opposed to all the high-quality products China is famous for


They produce high quality tail, subject to rigorous quality control to ensure defective ones don't get to market.
 
2013-06-28 10:46:36 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality.


The window is also cursed.
 
2013-06-28 10:50:26 AM  
What's the bike for?  Were they riding the bike, as well?
 
2013-06-28 10:53:41 AM  
And I just found the last item for my bucket list.
 
2013-06-28 11:00:00 AM  

Evil Mackerel: IdBeCrazyIf: Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality.

The window is also cursed.


Pretty much everything is China is low-quality.
 
2013-06-28 11:03:03 AM  

Xanadone: theknuckler_33: If he had just thought quickly enough, he could have stood on her and jumped at the last second and he'd still be alive.

/it's true
//i saw it in a documentary one time
///or was it a cartoon?

I demand that they examine this issue on Mythbusters.  It would be Buster's finest hour.


They did this already, or very close to it. They examined jumping in an elevator just before it hits which would be more effective then using another person and it was still no go.
 
2013-06-28 11:13:04 AM  

YoOjo: Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.


Which is why overregulations is really good. Things don't fall apart in the US because we have codes man codes!!!!
In the US you can bang a sledgehammer nevermind a woman on the glass and it still won't give!
 
2013-06-28 11:18:06 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: YoOjo: Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.

Which is why overregulations is really good. Things don't fall apart in the US because we have codes man codes!!!!
In the US you can bang a sledgehammer nevermind a woman on the glass and it still won't give!


Depends on wether or not it has a good reason to.
 
2013-06-28 12:33:27 PM  

YoOjo: Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.


It's a version of Russian Roulette, call it Chinese Roulette.  With so much being built on gov spec, that was never planned on being used, builders don't know what will and what will not be actually used so it's built to an average...now the user doesn't know what side of the median their on that makes up that average and now we have a great new game show!
 
2013-06-28 01:00:25 PM  
Mr. Right:   FTFA: "Local sites suggested windows in the building were of poor quality."

as opposed to all the high-quality products China is famous for


I figured they were at least keeping the good stuff there and exporting all the crap.  Apparently, everything they do is crap.


No, actually it's the opposite.  Things that are shipped abroad are considered "export quality" a notch or two above the stuff they keep for sale domestically.

Everything is absolute rubbish there.  Even the Chinese don't like buying Chinese made stuff if they can afford buying a foreign equivalent.
 
2013-06-28 01:06:12 PM  
Obviously synthetic boobs were not a factor in this incident. If the woman had a good pneumatic chest it might have saved the life of whoever landed on top.
 
2013-06-28 01:37:37 PM  
ts4.explicit.bing.net
Best I could come up with still be SFW
 
2013-06-28 01:47:53 PM  
Damn
 
2013-06-28 03:13:38 PM  
More like window PAIN, amirite?!
you magnificent bastard
 
2013-06-28 03:27:22 PM  

YoOjo: Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.


Imported products are highly valued over there.

AgentBang: I believe that the windows were probably not the best of quality, but if you're slammin hams against a glass barrier you should probably expect something bad will happen.


Yeah, that takes a lot of stupidity.  Perhaps that's not what was going on--rather, they were having sex against something else and fell, breaking the window.
 
2013-06-28 06:07:13 PM  

generallyso: YoOjo: Is anything in that country made properly? Seems like the whole place is either falling apart or imploding. I assume they like danger or something.

Nah the walls around the homes of rich people are excellent quality as is everything they encompass. It's just the poor people who have to make do with cheap crap that's constantly falling apart, which reminds me of something but I can't quite remember what.


If I remember right, it's a status symbol and point of pride to have your goods not made in China as your wealth increases. Hilariously enough, American stuff is especially noteworthy.
 
2013-06-28 06:23:39 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: If she had just given him a blowjob like he wanted, this wouldn't have happened.  But NO, she had to be selfish.


hey some people are happy with the voices in their head
 
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