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(Daily Mail)   Obama tells Putin he won't engage in "wheeling, dealing and trading" to secure Edward Snowden's extradition. No word on his stance on shuckin' and jivin'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-06-28 10:47:54 AM  
That dude is going to disappear for a few months and then pop back in to public view just in time to die in a mysterious automobile wreck.
 
2013-06-28 10:55:46 AM  
If this information Snowden leaked is so unimportant and isn't even what it purports to be, why would the uppermost echelons of the administration be discussing this minor matter at all?

Seems suspicious.
 
2013-06-28 10:56:00 AM  
What about kiss-stealing and/or limousine riding?
 
2013-06-28 10:57:38 AM  
Pretty sure "shucking and jivin" is on the list of phrases white people can't use when describing black people.  Cuomo, Palin and even JustinTimberlake have been slammed for that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuckin%27_and_jivin%27
 
2013-06-28 10:57:54 AM  
"Obama tells Putin says he won't engage in"

Ooooh, he tells him says, does he?
 
2013-06-28 10:58:07 AM  
Subby:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-28 10:59:31 AM  

skantea: Pretty sure "shucking and jivin" is on the list of phrases white people can't use when describing black people.  Cuomo, Palin and even JustinTimberlake have been slammed for that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuckin%27_and_jivin%27


White people can most certainly use the phrase "shucking and jivin". Of course, most people will consider you a racist if decide to use it.

/looking at you subby
 
2013-06-28 11:02:27 AM  
And yet Sec of State Kerry says this is a grave matter and the information Snowden has leaked will get Americans killed.  To Obama, this is only 'less than optimal'.
 
2013-06-28 11:03:57 AM  
Knows a little about shuckin' and jivin'

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-28 11:05:35 AM  

skantea: Pretty sure "shucking and jivin" is on the list of phrases white people can't use when describing black people.  Cuomo, Palin and even JustinTimberlake have been slammed for that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuckin%27_and_jivin%27


Racism is one of the Ok intolerant stances to take on Fark.
 
2013-06-28 11:06:14 AM  

physt: skantea: Pretty sure "shucking and jivin" is on the list of phrases white people can't use when describing black people.  Cuomo, Palin and even JustinTimberlake have been slammed for that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuckin%27_and_jivin%27

White people can most certainly use the phrase "shucking and jivin". Of course, most people will consider you a racist if decide to use it.

/looking at you subby


Yes, the correct whitey phrase is 'bobbin n weavin', jive turkey.
 
2013-06-28 11:07:07 AM  

The Hammer of the Lord: Knows a little about shuckin' and jivin'

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You can't use Hollywood to classify what is and isn't racist.

That's like using the FDA to classify what is and isn't food.
 
2013-06-28 11:08:41 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-28 11:10:29 AM  

Ghengis_Socrates: [i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]


Beat me by [   ] THAT MUCH, you turkey...
 
2013-06-28 11:11:52 AM  
Guess Obama doesn't want to give up his tiny giraffe to Putin.
 
2013-06-28 11:14:04 AM  
Nice reverse psychology move Obbaammaa.
 
2013-06-28 11:16:45 AM  

skantea: Pretty sure "shucking and jivin" is on the list of phrases white people can't use when describing black people.  Cuomo, Palin and even JustinTimberlake have been slammed for that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuckin%27_and_jivin%27


Down South Jukin' still cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbfXNA_1SUE
 
2013-06-28 11:20:05 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If this information Snowden leaked is so unimportant and isn't even what it purports to be, why would the uppermost echelons of the administration be discussing this minor matter at all?

Seems suspicious.


You're giving them shiat for answering a question asked to them?

"Hey what do you think about X"
"X isn't important"
"If it's not important, why are you talking about it?"

Or did I miss something?
 
2013-06-28 11:22:17 AM  
What about the bippin' and the boppin'?
 
2013-06-28 11:23:04 AM  
Odd Bird:

Down South Jukin' still cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbfXNA_1SUE

Lynyrd Skynyrd doesn't help your position, and it especially doesn't help when it's a earwrenching cover by some tone deaf no talent hack.
 
2013-06-28 11:24:46 AM  

Whiskey Dickens: What about the bippin' and the boppin'?


I just don't want to hear any hemming and hawing.
 
2013-06-28 11:28:04 AM  

PsyLord: Guess Obama doesn't want to give up his tiny giraffe to Putin.


Careful now. Pootie's got a Superbowl ring.
 
2013-06-28 11:30:16 AM  
Swishin' and a swayin'?
 
2013-06-28 11:31:34 AM  
What is Jar Jars' view on this?
 
2013-06-28 11:38:06 AM  
I was in an oyster shucking contest once but didn't jive. Am I still a rascist?

/a-reelin' with the feelin'?
 
2013-06-28 11:40:49 AM  

Hoboclown: What about kiss-stealing and/or limousine riding?


WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 
2013-06-28 11:41:30 AM  
Really, shuckin' and jivin'?  Reeeeeally now.
 
2013-06-28 11:45:22 AM  
No NAS and Nick Cannon yet?  For shame, Fark, for shame...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDfWAr8ut_I
 
2013-06-28 11:49:39 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If this information Snowden leaked is so unimportant and isn't even what it purports to be, why would the uppermost echelons of the administration be discussing this minor matter at all?

Seems suspicious.


You are confused.

Snowden leaked information important to the people we're spying on.
Snowden SAYS the government is spying on us.
Nothing he released backs that up, so what he says is unimportant.
The government is after him for part 1, not part 2 or 3.
 
2013-06-28 11:50:07 AM  
Of course he won't do any wheeling and dealing.
He already let it be known that he will give Putin anything he wants since this would be Obama's last term and he won't have to worry about being reelected and answer to the American people.
 
2013-06-28 11:53:24 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If this information Snowden leaked is so unimportant and isn't even what it purports to be, why would the uppermost echelons of the administration be discussing this minor matter at all?

Seems suspicious.


squeaky gear gets the oil

// media induced bullshiat
 
2013-06-28 11:56:30 AM  

zepher: Of course he won't do any wheeling and dealing.
He already let it be known that he will give Putin anything he wants since this would be Obama's last term and he won't have to worry about being reelected and answer to the American people.


do you wake up each morning and thing "today, my greatest aspiration is to be a partisan wanker" ?
Or do you aspire to more intelligent goals occasionally ?

Do you REALLY think Putin has that level of control over Obama ?

// Really !?!?
/ dude get therapy
 
2013-06-28 12:03:19 PM  

Slartibartfaster: zepher: Of course he won't do any wheeling and dealing.
He already let it be known that he will give Putin anything he wants since this would be Obama's last term and he won't have to worry about being reelected and answer to the American people.

do you wake up each morning and thing "today, my greatest aspiration is to be a partisan wanker" ?
Or do you aspire to more intelligent goals occasionally ?

Do you REALLY think Putin has that level of control over Obama ?

// Really !?!?
/ dude get therapy


Are you so partisan that you can't take Obama at his own words?
Must be hard to breathe with Obama's cock firmly lodged down your throat.
 
2013-06-28 12:07:25 PM  
First Obama offered to give Alaska back, and Putin's like "Nice try".

Then he said, well how about you give us Snowden and Brighton Beach, and we'll give you another Georgia.  Plus we'll throw in Alabama and Mississippi.

Thus exploiting Putin's weakness for grits and slow cooked pulled pork.

Putin almost accepted, but when he wanted Oahu as a sweetener, Obama's like "Those are the cherryest waves dude!  Na deal, brah".

So we're back at square one.

/I'd be happy to give Square One to Putin.  In fact, ALL of Mississauga.
//All I want in return is one of those poison umbrellas, and maybe a space station.
 
2013-06-28 12:08:58 PM  
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Careful Obama-can't trust this guy.
 
2013-06-28 12:22:35 PM  
We've got a spot ready for Mr. Snowden when he arrives here in the Village.

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-06-28 12:23:27 PM  
I would like to say that what Snowden has done is admirable.  I really do.  People needed to know this shiat.  But are we really ready as a people to accept snitching as acceptable?  Let outside agencies, or policies instituting transparency reveal our Orwellian tactics.  NOT SNITCHING!  Never acceptable.  Edward Snowden, you're a hero, but if I saw you on the street, I'd probably fark you up.
 
2013-06-28 12:31:37 PM  
Or stepin and fetchit.  Right, subby?
 
2013-06-28 12:35:59 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: I would like to say that what Snowden has done is admirable.  I really do.  People needed to know this shiat.  But are we really ready as a people to accept snitching as acceptable?  Let outside agencies, or policies instituting transparency reveal our Orwellian tactics.  NOT SNITCHING!  Never acceptable.  Edward Snowden, you're a hero, but if I saw you on the street, I'd probably fark you up.


Snitching on crimes is ok. But you're confusing what Snowden says with what his documentation says. The few things Snowden has said that could be checked for accuracy turned out to be incredible exaggerations. Made $200k? Nope. Half that. Worked at Booze for years? Try 3 months. But we're willing to believe, despite the TS slides not saying so, that the government collects all information and spies on American citizens just because the same liar who told us the other lies says so?

He's no hero. A hero has proof.
 
2013-06-28 12:40:04 PM  

Ricardo Klement: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: I would like to say that what Snowden has done is admirable.  I really do.  People needed to know this shiat.  But are we really ready as a people to accept snitching as acceptable?  Let outside agencies, or policies instituting transparency reveal our Orwellian tactics.  NOT SNITCHING!  Never acceptable.  Edward Snowden, you're a hero, but if I saw you on the street, I'd probably fark you up.

Snitching on crimes is ok. But you're confusing what Snowden says with what his documentation says. The few things Snowden has said that could be checked for accuracy turned out to be incredible exaggerations. Made $200k? Nope. Half that. Worked at Booze for years? Try 3 months. But we're willing to believe, despite the TS slides not saying so, that the government collects all information and spies on American citizens just because the same liar who told us the other lies says so?

He's no hero. A hero has proof.


Wrong.  Rest of comment is invalid.
 
2013-06-28 12:51:37 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If this information Snowden leaked is so unimportant and isn't even what it purports to be, why would the uppermost echelons of the administration be discussing this minor matter at all?

Seems suspicious.


i dunno, why aren't people talking about the information that got leaked instead of talking about some random guy crazy enough to leak it?
 
2013-06-28 12:57:32 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Ricardo Klement: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: I would like to say that what Snowden has done is admirable.  I really do.  People needed to know this shiat.  But are we really ready as a people to accept snitching as acceptable?  Let outside agencies, or policies instituting transparency reveal our Orwellian tactics.  NOT SNITCHING!  Never acceptable.  Edward Snowden, you're a hero, but if I saw you on the street, I'd probably fark you up.

Snitching on crimes is ok. But you're confusing what Snowden says with what his documentation says. The few things Snowden has said that could be checked for accuracy turned out to be incredible exaggerations. Made $200k? Nope. Half that. Worked at Booze for years? Try 3 months. But we're willing to believe, despite the TS slides not saying so, that the government collects all information and spies on American citizens just because the same liar who told us the other lies says so?

He's no hero. A hero has proof.

Wrong.  Rest of comment is invalid.


Wrong? By what standard? The "Snitches get Stitches" bullshiat standard?
 
2013-06-28 12:58:05 PM  
Drone at 11.  I mean your six.
 
2013-06-28 01:03:56 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Wrong. Rest of comment is invalid.


That's stupid.  By your standard, nobody should ever call 911 if they see a crime in progress then.
 
2013-06-28 01:06:09 PM  
Nice headline, racistmitter
 
2013-06-28 01:07:46 PM  
thislifeilead.com

Awaiting the President's stance on jive talkin'
 
2013-06-28 01:13:45 PM  

BSABSVR: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Wrong. Rest of comment is invalid.

That's stupid.  By your standard, nobody should ever call 911 if they see a crime in progress then.


Snitching is bad. Just ask Kitty Genovese.
 
2013-06-28 01:26:50 PM  
Putin : "I'd like to talk to you about a deal concerning 'you know who'".
Obama : "I'm all ears."
 
2013-06-28 01:27:01 PM  
"Wheeling, dealing, and trading" with other nations = diplomacy.  I agree with Obama... why start now?
 
2013-06-28 01:38:50 PM  
It cannot be overstated...  All Snowden has released is information that everyone already knew.  That being, governments spy on each other.  Governments spy on people. Thanks for that, Captain Obvious.

The only thing I find tremendously absurd about this is how much trouble he went through to leak this information out.  He completely ruined his life for nothing.  And he did it purposely, as if there was some grand unifying plan behind it.

The only loose end to tie up right now is what information he has on those 4 laptops.  If he actually has personal information on opperatives, that's a real problem.  And if he were to leak that, it makes him a tremendous hypocrite.  Because then he is putting actual people at risk, all over the world.
 
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