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(Boston.com)   Hey, guys...has your S.O. started wearing Banana Republic and Ray Bans? Yeah, she's banging your best friend   (boston.com) divider line 142
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2013-06-28 12:37:47 AM
Bad tastes exposes cheaters?
 
2013-06-28 02:15:26 AM
i read it and it made me more dummer
 
2013-06-28 02:15:28 AM

Bucky Katt: Bad tastes exposes cheaters?


Cheaters have bad taste.
 
2013-06-28 02:18:06 AM
11 years too late, Fark.

11 years too late.

Thanks for nothing.
 
2013-06-28 02:18:28 AM
Superior Officer? Sheriff's Office?
 
2013-06-28 02:19:57 AM

DiRF: Superior Officer? Sheriff's Office?


Significant Otter.
 
2013-06-28 02:21:39 AM

PirateKing: 11 years too late, Fark.

11 years too late.

Thanks for nothing.


Oh ho, these statistics bear out in anecdotal form?

Pray, do tell!

Because I'm kinda bored over here.
 
2013-06-28 02:23:26 AM
Data is meaningless until someone does a survey of people who don't cheat to find out what they wear. (Not that it means much then, either.)
 
2013-06-28 02:23:30 AM
Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.
 
2013-06-28 02:25:29 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.


New and hot. New granny panties shouldn't concern any dude.
 
2013-06-28 02:25:43 AM

BadReligion: Significant Otter.


What a Significant Otter might look like:

imageshack.us
 
2013-06-28 02:26:28 AM
 7) Lane Bryant


she's banging going to Baskin-Robbins with your best friend

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-06-28 02:26:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.


Hey now, sometimes those things just wear out, damn it. Plus it's expensive so you have to watch for sales and buy a bunch all at once >.<
 
2013-06-28 02:26:49 AM

I Ate Shergar: Data is meaningless until someone does a survey of people who don't cheat to find out what they wear. (Not that it means much then, either.)


Could you just use the top brands sales overall, in aggregate, and then control for the percentage of peopel who are cheaters?

And this might have legs, there might be something to it.  People are actors in their own plays, how they costume themselves matters.

Is Bananna Republic "trendy philanderer" wear?

Do they sell fark me pumps?

I honestly have no idea, I'm old.
 
2013-06-28 02:30:03 AM

ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.

Hey now, sometimes those things just wear out, damn it. Plus it's expensive so you have to watch for sales and buy a bunch all at once >.<


mmmhmmmmm...

wallesu.com
 
2013-06-28 02:30:15 AM
Lane Bryant?

You dress fat.
 
2013-06-28 02:31:46 AM
Yah your best friend is richer than you, what else is new
 
2013-06-28 02:32:05 AM

sendtodave: peopel


Peopal.

Paypel.

Payple.
 
2013-06-28 02:32:27 AM
Hey now, sometimes those things just wear out, damn it. Plus it's expensive so you have to watch for sales and buy a bunch all at once >.<


And...sometimes your dog eats them......just sayin'
 
TWX
2013-06-28 02:33:51 AM

I Ate Shergar: Data is meaningless until someone does a survey of people who don't cheat to find out what they wear. (Not that it means much then, either.)


XKCD has you covered, to an extent...
 
2013-06-28 02:34:22 AM
I bet the NSA knows who all the biggest sluts are.
 
2013-06-28 02:36:20 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.

Hey now, sometimes those things just wear out, damn it. Plus it's expensive so you have to watch for sales and buy a bunch all at once >.<

mmmhmmmmm...

[wallesu.com image 480x360]


I don't know the reference, but seriously walk into a Vicki's Secret sometime and check the price tags. It's a racket.
 
2013-06-28 02:36:34 AM

spamdog: I bet the NSA knows who all the biggest sluts are.


Just another example of governmental overreach!

/insert dick joke
 
kab
2013-06-28 02:37:59 AM
<--no friends, therefore safe from such hijinx.
 
2013-06-28 02:38:41 AM

spamdog: I bet the NSA knows who all the biggest sluts are.



media2.wptv.com

they make my top ten
 
2013-06-28 02:39:44 AM

ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy: ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.

Hey now, sometimes those things just wear out, damn it. Plus it's expensive so you have to watch for sales and buy a bunch all at once >.<

mmmhmmmmm...

[wallesu.com image 480x360]

I don't know the reference, but seriously walk into a Vicki's Secret sometime and check the price tags. It's a racket.


If you know that their underwear is overpriced, why would you walk in there?
 
2013-06-28 02:41:39 AM

sendtodave: ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy: ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.

Hey now, sometimes those things just wear out, damn it. Plus it's expensive so you have to watch for sales and buy a bunch all at once >.<

mmmhmmmmm...

[wallesu.com image 480x360]

I don't know the reference, but seriously walk into a Vicki's Secret sometime and check the price tags. It's a racket.

If you know that their underwear is overpriced, why would you walk in there?


The catalog made me.
 
2013-06-28 02:42:18 AM

SevenizGud: AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.

New and hot. New granny panties shouldn't concern any dude.


So you're saying your girl would never buy new and hot panties to wear for you? And the only reason is, because she's "your girl"?

/damn that's sad...
 
2013-06-28 02:48:45 AM

sendtodave: spamdog: I bet the NSA knows who all the biggest sluts are.

Just another example of governmental overreach!

/insert dick joke


Governmental overreacharound.
 
2013-06-28 02:52:08 AM
The only world of women I know is this:
"Touch me there!  Why'd you touch me there?!"
"biatch said imma biatch, so I'll ruin her life and fark her husband."
(makes total sense)
I'll be hanging with Palm-ala Handerson for a while, me thinks.
They can go F themselves.  I'm not gonna.
 
2013-06-28 02:57:16 AM

blottoman: sendtodave: ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy: ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy:

If you know that their underwear is overpriced, why would you walk in there?

The catalog made me.


Heh. I used to like the styles and no other stores around had anything similar, but then they went to ugly colors and prints and a ton of itchy lace. Plus, as I said, sales made it less painful.
 
2013-06-28 03:03:47 AM
Joke's on her, I don't have any friends.
 
2013-06-28 03:07:00 AM

fusillade762: sendtodave: spamdog: I bet the NSA knows who all the biggest sluts are.

Just another example of governmental overreach!

/insert dick joke

Governmental overreacharound.


Niiiice.

/high five
 
2013-06-28 03:09:47 AM
Oh, come on. Everybody knows that all fat chix shop at Lane Bryant.
 
2013-06-28 03:12:25 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.


You'd rather she just wear old used-up underwear all the time?
 
2013-06-28 03:12:33 AM
My best friend is a girl.

I'm really missing out.
 
2013-06-28 03:18:20 AM

ladyfortuna: blottoman: sendtodave: ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy: ladyfortuna: AverageAmericanGuy:

If you know that their underwear is overpriced, why would you walk in there?

The catalog made me.

Heh. I used to like the styles and no other stores around had anything similar, but then they went to ugly colors and prints and a ton of itchy lace. Plus, as I said, sales made it less painful.


I saw that movie.
Too many plot holes.
 
2013-06-28 03:20:51 AM

sendtodave: spamdog: I bet the NSA knows who all the biggest sluts are.

Just another example of governmental overreach!

/insert dick, joke

 
2013-06-28 03:21:20 AM
Aviator sunglasses are for trashy chicks anyway, whether they're cheating or not.
 
2013-06-28 03:25:33 AM
Any change in an SO is cause for suspicion.  Where did she learn to like anal all of a sudden?

Articles like this pander to fear. All fear is fear of losing something, including the absence of something (loss of health, loss of cancer's absence).  When something is lost, things have changed.  All fear is fear of change.

Yet change is all there is.  Therefor people live in constant fear.

Even change for the better involves losing what was worse, and for some fear of change overrides desire for betterment.
 
2013-06-28 03:33:31 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: My best friend is a girl.

I'm really missing out.


My best friend is also a chick, and in my case I wouldn't be missing out... because I'm pretty sure they'd both be down to invite me in.
 
2013-06-28 03:50:00 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Any change in an SO is cause for suspicion.  Where did she learn to like anal all of a sudden?

Articles like this pander to fear. All fear is fear of losing something, including the absence of something (loss of health, loss of cancer's absence).  When something is lost, things have changed.  All fear is fear of change.

Yet change is all there is.  Therefor people live in constant fear.

Even change for the better involves losing what was worse, and for some fear of change overrides desire for betterment.


Whoa!
 
2013-06-28 03:54:15 AM

Abacus9: BarkingUnicorn: Any change in an SO is cause for suspicion.  Where did she learn to like anal all of a sudden?

Articles like this pander to fear. All fear is fear of losing something, including the absence of something (loss of health, loss of cancer's absence).  When something is lost, things have changed.  All fear is fear of change.

Yet change is all there is.  Therefor people live in constant fear.

Even change for the better involves losing what was worse, and for some fear of change overrides desire for betterment.

Whoa!


To stop fearing, realize that you have nothing to lose.

"Everything always changes, so nothing can be yours." Shunryu Suzuki.
 
2013-06-28 03:58:30 AM

cuzsis: SevenizGud: AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.

New and hot. New granny panties shouldn't concern any dude.

So you're saying your girl would never buy new and hot panties to wear for you? And the only reason is, because she's "your girl"?

/damn that's sad...


He has a point there. Sometimes you need new wrapping paper for the same ole present. I say if she buys them and then proceeds to hide them from you... yeah, then she's definitely cheating on you.
 
2013-06-28 04:04:59 AM

bahknee: cuzsis: SevenizGud: AverageAmericanGuy: Watch for new underwear purchases. That's the true sign of infidelity.

New and hot. New granny panties shouldn't concern any dude.

So you're saying your girl would never buy new and hot panties to wear for you? And the only reason is, because she's "your girl"?

/damn that's sad...

He has a point there. Sometimes you need new wrapping paper for the same ole present. I say if she buys them and then proceeds to hide them from you... yeah, then she's definitely cheating on you.


If your girlfriend feels the need to hide her underwear from you, you're about a week away from becoming a Fark headline submission.
 
2013-06-28 04:06:23 AM
Well, the middle aged whores who cheat were the young whores of the world when banana republic was hot and sexy, so its them returning to what worked to be exciting and cool in their youth.
 
2013-06-28 05:06:06 AM

Rhino_man: DreamyAltarBoy: My best friend is a girl.

I'm really missing out.

My best friend is also a chick, and in my case I wouldn't be missing out... because I'm pretty sure they'd both be down to invite me in.


One of you would rather be more than friends.
 
2013-06-28 05:12:08 AM
My best friend is not a passed out underage party girl.
 
2013-06-28 05:30:24 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Abacus9: BarkingUnicorn: Any change in an SO is cause for suspicion.  Where did she learn to like anal all of a sudden?

Articles like this pander to fear. All fear is fear of losing something, including the absence of something (loss of health, loss of cancer's absence).  When something is lost, things have changed.  All fear is fear of change.

Yet change is all there is.  Therefor people live in constant fear.

Even change for the better involves losing what was worse, and for some fear of change overrides desire for betterment.

Whoa!

To stop fearing, realize that you have nothing to lose.

"Everything always changes, so nothing can be yours." Shunryu Suzuki.


So like, instead of fearing change, we should change our fear?
 
2013-06-28 05:52:20 AM
2 things:
1 - has Ashley Madison done a survey to see how many subscribers are there to see if their wife/hubby is on there?
2 - "tankinis" sound classy
 
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